My Baloney (1034 hits)
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Submitted by <nolan.at.Baseballwriter.net> (View user info) at 2004-09-08 14:56:34 EDT
...has a first name...it's, ummmmmmmmmmmm....sheeesh.
I can't , for the life of me, rememeber what the fuck it is.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-30 17:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
or maybe its this one
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JohnyX sounds bitter today.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-23 18:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sucker of all ass
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fine. here.
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just 56 more!!!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
With a little love...a little luck - and about 57 consecutive "+2"s, we can get this oldie but goodie back into positive integers in no time.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Baloney, bologna.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck was wrong with THIS post, may I ask?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-11 23:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are you fucking kidding me?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-11 22:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is one outstanding post, if I may say so myself.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-27 22:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-27 11:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kicker of all ass (-2)
Submitted by HelloMello (user info) at 2004-10-09 18:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
heres a -2 that I presently have no use for
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-09 03:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 16:15:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not pretending OR lying, dipshit.
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That's sad...I guess you really do suck, then.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-09-09 03:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whoa you're retarded.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 21:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack...if you could have just +2'd me, I could have hit above freezing.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-08 21:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
it's wednesday not thursday there champ, try to hold in the suck for just a few more hours
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked her, Spiral. I think I banged her back in 9th grade.
Of course, I was out of school for about two decades by that time. HER ninth grade.
I see Fetish The Angry Homo has made his traditional appearance in a Shlongy post. Thanks, for the rating, you virgin fag.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44384 <------------- this new chick is really cute
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You laughed because it's mildly humorous, and you're not a self-indulgent cocksmoker like, say, Shit Flinging Ape.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed at this stupid shit for some reason.
Submitted by Soley at 2004-09-08 16:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reginald?
Submitted by Shit_Flinging_Ape (user info) at 2004-09-08 16:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You fuckin kidding? How many times are you gonna +2 your own fucking post?
Koolmang Alter Alert!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 16:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not pretending OR lying, dipshit.
What is it about this particular post that has made you so angry? Is it because you're a stupid fuck?
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-08 16:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:26:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Just out of curiosity Schlongy, why is it that you rate about every post you see negatively, then turn around and spew this clutter from your brain?
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Yeah, really. For someone who pretends to be so smart, successful, and popular, you sure do suck.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-08 16:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Whew*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 16:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could never get mad at someone for being a shitforbrains.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I clicked the wronged numbered.
I am much asshole,yes?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When my only fan starts to turn on me...it's time to find another line of work.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck that positive inta...interr...intag... number shit
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you spelled bologna wrong
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need this post to rally into positive integers before I tee off...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, ho...let's go!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You still have to pay for ham and roast beef too.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Offer only good on the bearded clam buffet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool! Can I use it for the Fried Clam dinner?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congratulations on joining the Small Cottage Press club! We will be sending you a coupon for a free meal at Friendly's and a certificate documenting your tremendous feat! Expect the package in 4-8 months.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In fact, I gave the fucking APE a +1, and he's bashing ME? What a dork.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought the word "baloney" alone in the title was worth +1.38.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A lot of thought went into this and my feelings are hurt.
FYI, wiseasses, I have given out 7 +2's today...and about 300 -2's but what the fuck, right? they deserved them.
Oh, and I hit the gym between 1:30 and 2:30pm.
I can now benchpress a small cottage. Once.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh...baloney.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just out of curiosity Schlongy, why is it that you rate about every post you see negatively, then turn around and spew this clutter from your brain?
I think that you should do some introverted reviewing and see that this type of post will slowly get you nowhere. How about a story about killer dandelions next time? Or maybe another bologna post and about how it's delicious and usable as a life preserver?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
C.U.N.T F.U.C.K.E.R
J.I.Z.Z B.L.A.S.T.E.R
A.N.A.L.F.I.S.T.I.N.G.M.I.L.F.S
Submitted by jzuska (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
B.O.L.O.G.N.A.
O.S.C.A.R. M.E.Y.E.R.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"GUT CADDIES"
HAhahahHAhaha, that was fucking funny... I think?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am ready for this. I have Cheez Doodles, a Coors Light, and a 4:45 tee time.
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You have "A COORS LIGHT"??
What the fuck dude, you could drink a LOT more beers between now and 4:45.
Submitted by Shit_Flinging_Ape (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No wonder you need a chiropractor. You sit on your ass all day eating and drinking garbage, and your idea of exercise is driving around in a golf cart. Your spine is probably bent out of shape thanks to that massive gut you're carrying around. To bad they don't have Gut-caddies, huh fuckface?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am ready for this. I have Cheez Doodles, a Coors Light, and a 4:45 tee time.