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I got nothing (481 hits)

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Rating: -1.72 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <jfitz99.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-08 15:18:35 EDT


The well is dry

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Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ah but Shlongy, once you slide your mameat into a slightly warmed hunk-o-bologne you will LOVE it. Just DON'T MAKE A SANDWICH WITH IT AFTERWARDS...(unless you're into that shit)

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

But I LOATHE balogna.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ask SHLONGY for some fucking bologna, he's got extra I think.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Cheer up. Now you have a -2.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Again with the piss soaked urinal cake.

It's STILL funny!

Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Pull your pubes with tweezers and soak in a tub of vinegar after removing your hardrive from your PC and promptly inserting it in your ass you fucking piss soaked urinal cake.

Die.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/44279

Now THIS is something more than nothing!

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/44369

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are a lint covered turd, lying under the refridgerator

Submitted by shane2004 (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ha ha you guys are funny !

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I got a terrible rash on the underside of my balls.

Does that count for anything ?

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Let me guess, you're talking about your penis?

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Next time your in this situation I suggest you step away from the computer, oh I don't know, brainstorm maybe for a few minutes? Think of something?

Unless this was some lame attempt at being funny because you actually have nothing. Bwha ha. Wow who would have thought that no content whatsoever could be so pleasing?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If the well's dry you should jump into it and die.

And if by chance you don't die and you only get severely injured, then I hope rats eat your flesh until you do die.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

then just die.


Homer: Dig him up!!! Dig up that corpse! If you really love
Jebediah Springfield, you'll haul his bones out of the ground
to prove my daughter wrong! Dig up his grave! Pull out his
tongue!

Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up
a corpse?

Lisa the Iconoclast