Advice for Anna (691 hits)
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Submitted by jzuska (View user info) at 2004-09-08 16:03:54 EDT
This is my first post so forgive my newb-ness, or don't I dont care.
Anyway on to my comments here. I have a frend of mine her name is Anna, she recently moved down here to Florida from Chicago. And she's loving it. She lives in the apartment I'm renting out, so with me, but not WITH me. Anyway, we fucked. Once and only once, back in Chicago. Okay, so here goes the advice for her. She's 24 and about 4'10" for refrence.
1. Wear makeup, I know you dont like it but every other girl wears it, and it makes girls look hot.
2. Ya gotta go to the gym honey. ride the bike something, you used to be hot.
3. Wear a pushup bra or something 36 DD's hangin like that is nuts. Gettin some droopage.
4. Glasses, no way, get contacts I dont wanna hear an excuse.
5. Clothing. K-mart is not a real clothing store.
6. Hair. Haircuts are good. Can't just let it grow and pull it ALL back.
7. Quit smoking for the love of god. As an ex-smoker it's pissing me off.
8. Listening to country music is not a turn-on.
9. See 8, but either is proclaiming your redneckedness.
10. K, I really don't wanna sleep with you or date you... I'm not kidding on that one either.
So with all that said. I really enjoy having her around if just for the fact that SOMEONE is around. It would probably be very nice of me if I got the girl a makeover at a day spa. hmmmm.....
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:29:34 EDT (#)
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good first post, but am I the only who thinks he should be telling the pudgy slob in his house this, also man you have some willpower to put up with country musics, Yikes
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:20:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:13:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-09-08 17:40:40 EDT (#)
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Don't be such an arsehole.
Maybe she's happy, leave her alone.
Oh, and welcome to Uber.
Submitted by Shit_Flinging_Ape (user info) at 2004-09-08 17:14:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 16:12:43 (#)
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Sounds like good advice to me.
Hey pal...after you get the little tramp shaped up, can you send her over to me for a couple of hummers?
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Submitted by EAZE (user info) at 2004-09-08 16:19:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 16:12:43 EDT (#)
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Sounds like good advice to me.
Hey pal...after you get the little tramp shaped up, can you send her over to me for a couple of hummers?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-08 16:06:16 EDT (#)
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She's a fucking midget?