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Baby Duck Hat meets Godzilla (512 hits)

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Rating: -1 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by snootymop (View user info) at 2004-09-08 17:47:42 EDT

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on
top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies,
and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla.
Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

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Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A better product would be a homing missile set for your ass.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

bill hicks?

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by snootymop (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oops I meant to put it in the quotes category... but i messed up

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/44384 <------------ check out this new girl she's really cute

Submitted by Don_Megga (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

thanks for the deep thought, jack handey. like i havent read that in 1,000,000 away messages...