hi im new here! (27882 hits)
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Submitted by Hottie4U (View user info) at 2004-09-08 18:09:52 EDT
i have been at this site for a while and some of the stuff is like really funny! and some of u uber guys are hot especially polymammaryaj or whatever you call it. i just signed up and would really like to have a lot of fun tellin u guys some funny storys of mine!
heres a pic of me 4 u guys
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-22 23:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-15 04:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
(27332 hits)
holy crap
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-09-18 21:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've seen chicks wearing less at school.
Still...
<ejaculates>
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's a good thing you're underage or you would probably wind up getting arrested for this.
As it is, if I were you I'd email bart, tell him you didn't realize how potentially dangerous this was, and ask him politely if he'll take it down just in case someone decides to try and prosecute you over it.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No matter what, you should never, ever post a picture of a child like this. There are laws against this for a reason you fucking dirtbag.
Disgusting.
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"some of u uber guys are hot especially polymammaryaj"
heh! poly-mammary-aj.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-09-10 15:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shenanigans. this is bullshit.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-09-09 17:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You've depressed my penis.
With my last breath I spit at thee.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-09 09:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jail4Me
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-09-09 08:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She can't be more than ten, you sick freak.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-09 08:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You look about 12.
Fucking Wrong.
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2004-09-09 07:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
id hit it
again
Submitted by me <me.at.me.com> at 2004-09-09 07:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Honey how old are u?
This is disgusting
"hottie4u"? i dun think so..
Submitted by Belrafon (user info) at 2004-09-09 07:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-09 06:12:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
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for this alone, +2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-09 06:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-09-09 02:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spiral, you are a sick, perverted and twisted man. +2!!!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-09 02:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:19:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey baby
I'd like to get with you
IM me
My screename is Ubermethod
GO BEARS WOO!!!
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hahaha
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-09 00:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.stephanie-the-model.com/series/020.jpg
Submitted by cantrell (user info) at 2004-09-08 23:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit really holy shit.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-09-08 22:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
kmeh
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-09-08 22:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're head is WAY bigger than it should be.
look at it. its disproportional.
freak.
get the hell off my ubersite.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-09-08 22:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet mother of jailbaits... You're either really young, or a pervert.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-08 22:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
blah
Submitted by LUE (user info) at 2004-09-08 21:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Natalienu2 (user info) at 2004-09-08 21:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does your mummy and daddy know you are putting your pic up on here for adults to see honey?
Submitted by Degreeless2 (user info) at 2004-09-08 21:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold, pure fucking gold. Spiral is a god.
Submitted by NSFW (user info) at 2004-09-08 21:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is by far the funniest thing i've ever seen on ubersite.
Submitted by pen15 (user info) at 2004-09-08 21:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey~!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This definitely made me smile. What kind of smile it was, or what it was indicitive of, I will never say...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, when I fucked her, she was only 15...but that was last year. So don't get all huffy with me.
This is a fake, kiddies. I saw that chick in "Anal Ass Masters, Vol. IV".
Submitted by pen15 (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
take some nudes, post them, and bart will get arrested for having child porn on his site.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
spamming never has a positive outcome on this site.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shenanigans
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you
Submitted by Cat <cath_lea.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-09-08 20:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
honey your like what... 11-12 yes your georgus but sweetie, your encouraging pedophiles!!! dont think for a second its good to have people jerking over you over the internet. seriously dont grow up too quick.
Submitted by helloThereTheAngelFromMyNightm at 2004-09-08 19:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*sticks thumb up ass*
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My god, I fell for it in a most embarassing manner.
+ 2 for you
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MY......GOD......
YOU.....PREPUBESCENT......WHORE!
NO MORE MTV FOR YOU!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this looks like a half asses attempt to try to show up ubersite and uberusers, this piece of crap will probably be used in a anti-uber or uberuser post
Submitted by dfhdhd at 2004-09-08 19:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
child porn :/
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
spiral, funny shit
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey baby, we should meet up at the next Ubercon. Seriously, I would definately do you in the pooper. Let's cyber sometime!
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
eww...that wasn't even funny to me...
*shivers in disgust*
God damn, you must be what, 12?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:11:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
jebus fucking christ on a unicyle wearing a tyedye tee shirt.
what is this Shit Post September?
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Shenani... ew.
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm under 18, we should hook up... AIM SN UnAnimaPersa
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shenanigans. what is she 11?
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you can't wait to tell the funny stories, why did you? If you decide to keep waiting (in the meantime turn over and send in a pic face down butt up
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wonder why nobody fell for it?
Submitted by mommyslittlemonster at 2004-09-08 18:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why do have a picture like that...it's just lecherous
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummm............NO.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
New here or newborn?
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd rape her hard up the ass, make her push against the bedbars and bite the pillow.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Spiral, this sucked more than my post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44322
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Am I blind or does that chick's shirt say "BANCE"?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just wrong
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BAHAHAHAHHAHHAHH!
I love you, Hab--- err, Method!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey baby
I'd like to get with you
IM me
My screename is Ubermethod
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But.
I masturbated to it.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nevermind what I said to you on AIM earlier.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That +2 was for Shit Post September, by the way
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jebus fucking christ on a unicyle wearing a tyedye tee shirt.
what is this Shit Post September?
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where the fuck do you find these things, Spiral?