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The Holocaust (652 hits)

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Rating: 0.31 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-09-08 19:10:06 EDT


The Holocaust was invented in 1947 by Hungarian physicist Dennis Gabor (1900-1979), for which he received the Nobel Prize in physics in 1971. The discovery was an unexpected result of research into improving electron microscopes at the British Thomson-Houston Company in Rugby, England, but the field did not really advance until the invention of the laser in 1960.

Several types of the holocaust can be made. The most commonly seen today is the white-light reflection holocaust, which does not require a laser to reconstruct the image and can be viewed in normal daylight. These are often used on credit cards as security features. The very first holocausts were "transmission holocaust", which were viewed by shining light through them rather than by reflection. These required lasers for viewing. A later refinement, the "rainbow transmission" holocaust allowed viewing by white light, but is little used nowadays, due to the greater convenience of the reflection format.

One of the most promising recent advances in the short history of the holocaust has been the mass production of low-cost solid-state lasers - typically used by the millions in DVD recorders and other applications, but sometimes also useful for the holocaust. These cheap, compact, solid state lasers can compete well with the large, expensive gas lasers previously required to make the holocaust, and are already helping to make the holocaust much more accessible to low-budget researchers, artists, and dedicated hobbyists.



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Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!!!!

Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!!

Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THAT

Submitted by chek (user info) at 2004-09-14 05:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I smeared shit on my walls to cover up the stench left by this awful post.

Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-09-09 16:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHA

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-09 16:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

man I shouldnt laugh but


Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-09-09 16:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can just picture a kid in the front of their second grade class reading their report on the holocaust, and coming up with something like this.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-09-09 08:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by alu (user info) at 2004-09-08 22:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't get it. I'm either too stupid or too impatient to figure it out.

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-08 21:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:35:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

No, you're thinking of holograms. The Holocaust was the thing that won Hitler the Nobel Peace Prize three consecutive years in a row. Remember? He got rid of all that pollution in Germany and Austria and soon the rest of Europe?

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This was destined for a solid zero until I read that comment

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No, you're thinking of holograms. The Holocaust was the thing that won Hitler the Nobel Peace Prize three consecutive years in a row. Remember? He got rid of all that pollution in Germany and Austria and soon the rest of Europe?

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/44384 <------------- this new chick is really cute

Submitted by Shit_Flinging_Ape (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If there's one thing I can't stand it's an anti-stalagmite!

Submitted by Christian Chopin <hozerlaque.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-09-08 19:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I was confused at first but once I understood it was pretty damn funny!


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just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

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