A personal story for voters to consider (756 hits)
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Submitted by Slovin (View user info) at 2004-09-08 22:48:29 EDT
To all potential voters: I am a concerned senior citizen. When
President Clinton was in office, I had a nice house, a good job with
many benefits, health insurance and even 2 vacation homes. In short,
things were good.
Since President Bush has been in office, I have lost my job and my
health insurance. I have also lost 2 sons in Iraq.
To add insult to injury I am now homeless and have lost everything I
once had. I and we must be willing to do whatever John Kerry asks
us to do.
We must remove President Bush and get a Democrat back in the White
House. Please consider my compelling personal story and vote John
Kerry come election day.
Sincerely,
Saddam Hussein
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I'm a Democrat, but I still thought this was funny as hell.
User Reviews
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-13 05:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kochier is a nuking bastard. Bart-Bart, I can't see how you can ban brendan but not this guy.
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-09-10 23:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, awesome
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-09-09 16:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey domenad: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35564
Hey Spookster: Oh wait, no one gives a damn about you. Who the hell _are_ you?
If you'll notice I never claimed to have written it and the fact that you were entertained by it does not justify a ranking of "Don't bother."
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-09 10:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like it when Americans die. I'm just hoping we can turn the Iraq situation into another Vietnam. Keep more fresh souls destined for Satan's army.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-08 23:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Neat, but I can't give a good rating if you didn't write it. Write something original.
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-09-08 23:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Smoke pole you plagiarist assweasel!
No effort involved with posting someone else's work at all.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-08 23:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-09-08 23:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by hohum (user info) at 2004-09-08 23:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-08 22:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thats pretty damn clever, nice work there bucko
WOO DEMOCRATS: THE LESSER OF 2 EVILS WOO
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-08 22:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel that our posts were destined to be united...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44401
Submitted by Degreeless2 (user info) at 2004-09-08 22:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello, ubersite. Like this poor fellow here, I had a bad life under Bush. Under Clinton, I led a fair and easy life in the good old States, but once Bush came into office, everything changed. Bush rounded up all us "redskins" and "savages" (he also rounded up gooks, niggers and sand niggers, but for some reason didn't kill I mean round up jews) and put us in camps. I'm not allowed to say anything other than the camps were very great and we were treated like ATTN GHEY MENZ royalty.
Also, Bush raped me and murdered my dog. Then he raped my dog and called it a nigger. Then he called me a gook and skullfucked me. Then he skullfucked me dog. Then he shoved a bible up my ass and set me on fire. I hope you'll consider my plea when I say that Bush is a bit unfair to us minorities.
Oh yeah, and he's kinda messed up the economy.
Submitted by atz at 2004-09-08 22:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's sad because it's true.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-08 22:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad.