My plan to kill all jews (3296 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.75 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jon <jont2005.at.comcast.net> (View user info) at 2004-09-08 23:18:45 EDT
Well, first off let me say that I am not targeting Jews for any other reason than my personal hero tried to kill them, all of them. But I think that there was one problem in Adolf's plan, he starved the Jews, and eventually a lot of them would die from starvation, now I am not that cruel of a person, I know that dying of starvation would be horrible.
So my plan is to gather all Jews up, like the dogs they are, put them in a big ass camp that looked all pretty from the outside. Once all the unsuspecting Jews were hurdled up like cow, you give them decent looking clothes and an acceptable place to live. Let them get comfortable for a week or so, while doing so you slowly decrease the amount of food they are eating.
Along with eating less and less and forcing the lazy bum Jews to go to the gym more they become anorexic. Eventually they will be all skin and bones, as soon as I know that they are starving to death (a few pig-dogs die from starvation) I hold a massive feast. A buffet like no other!
And, as many of you should know, when one is starving to death if presented an unlimited amount of food they will eat themselves to death.
So, my eradication of the Jews would be less painful, and instead of dying with an empty stomach, they would die full.
Aren't I a nice guy?
Disclaimer: I do not hate any particular type of people; this just happened to be a good plan and dancing Hitler inspired me. I do not hate the Jews for they are God's chosen people and to hate the Jews is to hate the descendants of Jesus.
Remember one people, one love!
User Reviews
Submitted by teza (user info) at 2007-01-12 11:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sounds like you 2 gay romans are diasporados, i swithed on me computer at 3:33am and listened to Henry Rollins and all i could think of is you 2 weak losers by the way your a waste of sperm, air and water, by the way have you booked your plane tickets yet?
Submitted by teza (user info) at 2007-01-12 03:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah Im a virgin too, to love love that is
Submitted by teza (user info) at 2007-01-12 03:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Too afraid now you weak I-cunts cum on i'll give you an adress when me ankle heals and we'll have a go i on 1
Submitted by teza (user info) at 2007-01-11 20:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Israel, the Vikings abandoned you and the Spartans deserted you the lost tribes of Isreal are not lost they just don't want you to find them, however they have united and inherited a right through virtue which will destroy, the marine corp has a saying regarding you guys "we can build 'em up so we can break 'em down" Sailors in the USN have another "no more 6 holes in the middle east" ***To Jordan and Belafron, howdy you mutagenic slime, we all know exactly what you are.***
In Sydney Soddomy has a name; Israel, you use peodophiles, drink spikers, religious zealots and any other mind fucked sicko to do the bidding of Mossad.
I'm looking for my Star Of David or SOD as i prefer to call it so i can re-mould it and turn it into a Swastika to send to a few buddies up north.
While the Nazis weren't all right, they weren't all wrong either, and you are at least as bad. Can you see now? do you understand, Israel is Al queda it will all come out of in the wash, you are the most arrogant, racist and discriminatory people left even Sth Africa has tried to change, you don't you just build wars control the worlds money and demand a kick back from the US and everywhere else.
So if you 2 Rock apes Jordan and Belafron, think you are something special, think your hard core and all that, you go to Israel and defend it or do you work in a bank or something.
I'll give you 3 guesses why Israel is called the holy land, I took at least 5 of your best guys on, they couldn't even go 1 on 1 and i was drunk still got hits in and the only way they could stop me was to shatter me ankle, real brave bunch you are, so while i'm healing up, i'm telling all my friends who you really are, the cops wouldn't believe it or be able to prove it if i told them that it was group of Mossad opereatives, and this rank probably won't even get airtime on the site
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-09 20:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what a sad person. clearly a virgin.
Submitted by Jesus <Jesus.at.God.com> at 2004-11-07 00:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Kill all Jews they are dogs. The Jews are longer the chosen people. When they failed to acknowledge our Lord and Saviour Christ God abandoned the scum. If you fail to worship God then you endure his wrath. Jesus is Lord and these filthy dogs fail to acknowledge. The idiots are still waiting for a Saviour 2000 years later, morons. It is our duty as Christians to wipe this plague from the face of the Earth. They contaminate everything the touch like cockroaches. They inhabit our Holy Land. Death to the Jews
Submitted by jordan at 2004-10-03 17:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dude, ur a faggot, ill take my star of david necklace and stick it up ur ass... u ignorant litlle shit!! no offence to non-jews or anything, but assholes like this one deserve to be tortured everyday and night, JUST LIKE THE DOGS THEY ARE
Submitted by Raksha at 2004-09-20 16:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a-ha-ha-hawesome!!! +D
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-09-09 19:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, fuck you too...
I don't actually hate all jews, just dumb ones who cant read disclaimers...
Submitted by Belrafon (user info) at 2004-09-09 07:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hereby invite you to israel. We love nazi's here, especially disemboweled ones with their head and appendages cut off.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-09 00:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-08 23:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i dont get it
Submitted by Degreeless2 (user info) at 2004-09-08 23:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Would've been a solid -2 for stealing that pic, but your words inspired me in ways only the most philosophical of geniuses can.
Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-08 23:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
interersting idea
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-08 23:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by alu (user info) at 2004-09-08 23:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Horrible. Not worth the time it took to click the link.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-09-08 23:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hitwhore