I shrank my bollocks for you darling. (1157 hits)
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Submitted by Scotsman (View user info) at 2004-09-09 06:31:26 EDT
I was listening to a program about contraception on the radio yesterday. It went through the myriad of differing contraceptives that women can take to prevent any crotch fruit (Thank you Uber for teaching me that phrase). Towards the end of the program they discussed the trials going on across the world for the male "pill" One of these trials is going on at the moment in my nations fine capital, Edinburgh.
The basic method seems to be an injection of testosterone every three months and some capsule thingie inserted under the skin which releases some female hormone (Pregesterone??) Anyway the upshot is that your balls are tricked into not producing sperm. None at all. Nada. Zip. Your balls become a tumbleweed zone....well you get the idea.
One of the brave volunteers was telling the audience why he was doing this and there were many fine altruistic reasons for this however he then moved on to discuss the side effects. He said that he had acne which was worse than anything he had had as a teenager but far worse was that he said his bollocks had shrank!!!! I had to admire the man for coming on national radio and basically saying that he was a spotty guy with tiny nuts. The cruel irony is that with the testosterone injections he has a higher sex drive.
Anyway I would take the male pill but not if it is going to give me tiny nuts! Back to the drawing board scientist type people as I for one am not shrinking my bollocks for any woman!
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Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-09-14 19:24:33 EDT (#)
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True, there are some pretty bad English accents. But, some damn nice ones too. I knew a guy from Leeds that had a sort of sing songy lilting accent that was very nice.
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-09-14 04:54:49 EDT (#)
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Scots and Irish accents are sexy....English...meh it all depends.
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-09-09 14:17:37 EDT (#)
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Apollo's got a point, what would keep a guy from lying and then just pulling out at the end. He still gets what he wants, even if the girl gets mad afterwards..
I hadn't heard of these trials yet. I used to think the male pill would be a great idea. Damn irresponsible men.
And god damn if English/Irish/Scottish accents aren't sexy. Even in written form.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-09-09 09:06:52 EDT (#)
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Thanks you gave me an idea for a post...
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=109473510514509553
An explanation of the word bollocks
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-09-09 09:03:05 EDT (#)
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I had no idea that word had not crossed the pond
Submitted by AndyD (user info) at 2004-09-09 08:52:38 EDT (#)
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"bollocks ???
what the sweet bleeding jesus is a bollocks ?"
Ha ha ha ha, ohhh americans you do amuse.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-09-09 08:50:47 EDT (#)
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nevermind the bollocks, its the sex pistols.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-09-09 08:46:16 EDT (#)
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I love the way americans don't know the word bollocks. I used to email a friend about 6 years ago in the states and get her to tell her teachers to bollocks. good post. made me chuckle
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-09-09 08:32:41 EDT (#)
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Bollocks = nuts = balls = testicles etc etc
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-09 08:30:11 EDT (#)
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bollocks ???
what the sweet bleeding jesus is a bollocks ?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-09 08:19:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-09-09 08:03:25 (#)
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I think I will pass on the Male Pill also. If you can't have your nuts slapping her ass as you hit it doggy style, whats the point...right?
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Your bollocks would have to be on top of your dick to slap her ass when doggy-style bangin'.
+1 for the post
+1 for Scotland
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-09-09 08:17:27 EDT (#)
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Aren't those the same side-effects as going on steroids? Was the volunteer they interviewed named Kaelic? (Ohhhhh, snap!)
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-09 08:17:16 EDT (#)
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Small potatos just make the steak look bigger!
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-09-09 08:12:43 EDT (#)
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I am pretty sure that a woman would notice if you had small testicles....anyway like has been said having them slap away is great.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-09-09 08:03:25 EDT (#)
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I think I will pass on the Male Pill also. If you can't have your nuts slapping her ass as you hit it doggy style, whats the point...right?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-09-09 07:44:52 EDT (#)
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I had to admire the man for coming on national radio and basically saying that he was a spotty guy with tiny nuts. The cruel irony is that with the testosterone injections he has a higher sex drive.
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that line right there made me about cry laughing.
Scotland is badass.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-09-09 07:09:55 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/19976
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-09-09 07:03:30 EDT (#)
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The size of a guys ballbag and nuts dont really factor into stuff. Ive never heard or read about women commenting that a guys nad was small and or huge or even commenting at all. The only time I have heard the nuts coming into question is when they say he had a huge sack and it was gross.
And when I wear my kilt me nads shrink into me belly regardless...
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Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-09-09 06:45:47 EDT (#)
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!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-09 06:34:59 EDT (#)
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Male pill is ridiculous.
Scenario
I pull a bird. It's on like donkey kong. She asks if I am on the pill. I am not. I am also pissed.
Do I :
a) Say 'sorry no shall we have a cup of tea?'
or
b) Say ' of course I am now open your legs' and withdraw at the last minute and cum on her belly.
I know what I would do.............
What do you think viewers?
Cheap as chips!
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-09-09 06:32:05 EDT (#)
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I am sure they will get there eventually.