How many of you jerks will click on this if I tell you I have a picture of one of the Olsen twins naked? (26608 hits)
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Submitted by Johnson <rickcane7479.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-09 22:56:55 EDT
So, I was just layin' out and chillin' under the sky one night, clam-bakin' my car with a few of my buds. There was this one kid, Bobbie (who actually reminded me a lot of that cartoon kid on "Bobby's World") and he was STONED OUT OF HIS MIND. He was looking for the Ring Pop that he had dropped and he was searching all around for it.
"Where did I put it?" he asked.
"Why don't you look up your ass?" Bill said.
"Probably in your mom's vagina," I said. "That's where I left it last night."
It was an incredibly dark night -- one that makes you want to go out and live, instead of staying trapped in a shelter-box.
I kept thinkin' about how I can't really ever pull off wearing a hat. I remember that when I was about six, I was in the park and this guy was sleeping. He had a hat with a picture of a dog on it. So, I wrote a note saying, "You are retarded," and singed it "Your Wife." It was a horrible forgery and I'm sure he did not fall for it. Anyway, I stole the hat, left the note and ran behind a bush. The guy soon woke up and he was FURIOUS! He looked so mad that he might've popped a vein and gone completely impotent. He looked like that guy in Star Wars. You nerds know who I'm talking about.
Anyway, so I'm thinking about all this while my buds are all bein' gay. I start thinkin' about how I need to get laid. I don't know about you, but cummin' into a tissue every day fuckin' sucks. One time, I flipped one of my tissues into another guy's car on the highway. Another time, I just cummed into my roomate's milk.
But, I'm thinkin' and thinkin' and then this Amish dude comes out of nowhere. The first thing that I notice about him is that he had grass all over his boots--which smell like pig shit. I though he'd be mad, but we just chilled and smoked some pot together.
And that was last night. Now it's a night of surfin' Google completely naked.
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Submitted by mooner (user info) at 2004-09-14 17:24:02 EDT (#)
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Chris:
"I THOUGHT I SAW HER NIPPLE!"
Lois:
"Chris, thats an awful word, nipple."
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-10 13:10:50 EDT (#)
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Olsen zombies....
HOLY FUCKOLA!
...Must....Eat....Brains....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:21:46 EDT (#)
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Man, do YOU suck....
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2004-09-10 08:15:13 EDT (#)
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Of course it's fake. An Olson twin with breasts? Looking at a naked Olson twin would be like looking at a concentration camp survivor.
Submitted by Fred at 2004-09-10 07:07:56 EDT (#)
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Did anyone else but me even read this story?
Submitted by Mike <mikeh.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-09-10 02:05:23 EDT (#)
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such a low score for using mother jokes, wtf are you in grade 9?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-09-10 02:03:11 EDT (#)
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A friend of mine has a class with those bitches.
Submitted by Belrafon (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:57:40 EDT (#)
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Never mind the fake nudity, but look at their faces.
They look dead.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:45:59 EDT (#)
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+0 cause Ashlee does indeed suck.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:37:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:20:29 EDT (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:14:52 EDT (#)
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Not you, stoned. The jackass who posted this.
Submitted by finfan3 (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:11:41 EDT (#)
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Wow, you're a friggen' idiot... just thought I'd let you know.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:10:17 EDT (#)
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Who are you talking to?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:06:47 EDT (#)
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I'll take that into consideration if you promise to be less of a useless twat, mmmkay?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:04:48 EDT (#)
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Ashlee sucks?
Naaaahhhh..
People like you are the ones that give the bad name to people like what I used to be.
Fucking stoner.
Submitted by johnson (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:01:23 EDT (#)
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Thank you, master of the obvious. You have saved the day once again. We are forever in your debt.
You suck
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-09 22:59:46 EDT (#)
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This is fake and has been posted before. -2.