Episode One: The Sociopath Movement (15706 hits)
Category: Politics -> DemocratsRating: 0.38 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <sparky19852.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-09 23:29:50 EDT
Before I start let me just say, what the fuck is John Kerry doing on "The Daily Show"? He's really bombing it too. Does this count as a "sell-out"?
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Anyway, ladies and gentlemen of Uber-land, I would like to introduce myself to you all. My name is Sam. I'm going to start posting on this site, and before I do, I would like to let you all know that I am a sociopath...clinically.
What is a REAL sociopath, you ask?
Simply this: I'm a "bad person" because I have no "good" emotions. I can't love or be optomistic or yadda-yadda and so on. I watched the news this week and saw kids getting slaughtered at a Russian school and I just didn't care. Don't hate me, I clinically, literally, honestly CANNOT care. I don't have those brain chemicals. I watch that shit and think how cool it would be to take a school hostage. Sorry, that's just the way I am. In addition, I have an over-active sex drive; I only really become friends with people if I can benefit from them, screw with them, or if I know they also have sociopath-like qualities; I can't hold a job; I do drugs; I steal and lie; and sometimes I kill small animals (it's kind of white-tashy/nerdy, so I usually don't though).
So, everyone always hates me because I can't feel things like everyone else. I don't act like regular people, so they hate me.
There have been many depictions of us in TV and film. Usually we're portrayed like killers in "Psycho" or--for lack of a better example--"American Psycho." The most realistic depiction of a sociopath, however, is Angelina Jolie's character Lisa in "Girl, Interrupted." That's what the most average sociopath is like.
What's my fucking point? This: The next time some jackass cuts you off on the highway, or spits in your food at McDonalds, or rapes your wife, or steals from you, please show them some pitty. They can't help it. They're just sociopaths like me.
This 8-year-old on "The Daily Show" is hot. I'd do her.
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Submitted by Sanatarium (user info) at 2005-02-10 21:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great stuff, I love it
Submitted by BludKake (user info) at 2005-01-21 15:56:08 EST (#)
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You had me at "sociopath."
Submitted by erbgor (user info) at 2005-01-12 18:42:01 EST (#)
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Well this could potentially be good, I'll read a few more I think.
Submitted by r0xley (user info) at 2005-01-03 07:04:33 EST (#)
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The term "sociopath" is no longer applicable, those who seem to appear as "psychopaths" or "sociopaths" actually have a mental condition called anti-personality disorder...the '-path' terms vanished from clinical use years ago.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-12-27 09:17:32 EST (#)
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Sorry I didn't see this series earlier.
I am hooked.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-20 16:24:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-12-11 13:37:10 EST (#)
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Understandable, but where does this fit with Democrats?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-11-07 13:46:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by ProbablyACircle <ProbablyACircle.at.Passthebowl.co> at 2004-09-14 03:46:54 EDT (#)
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I like sociopaths.
[Krista]
Submitted by Jamaica at 2004-09-13 15:25:23 EDT (#)
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Bones for Bucks!!
You're the idiot. Read the next few replies down! He explains that sociopaths and psycopaths ARE DIFFERENT NAMES FOR THE SAME DISEASE!
Look down there
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Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-09-12 23:42:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:03:38 (#)
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Isn't American Psycho about a psychopath? As opposed to a sociopath.
Dumbass.
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Despiadado, are you a dumbass yourself? If you actually read this post, you'll see (quite plainly) that he is saying people (most likely of your fact-comprehension level) mistakenly believe that sociopaths are like the psychopaths depicted in these movies.
Dumbass
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:33:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:23:41 EDT (#)
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I don't know why I liked this post...
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-09-10 14:02:39 EDT (#)
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Antisocial personality disorder (APD) is a personality disorder listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, the handbook used to diagnose mental disorders most frequently. APD is generally considered to be the same as, or similar to, the disorder that was previously known as PSYCHOPATH or SOCIOPATH personality disorder.
DUMBASS!!!
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:03:38 EDT (#)
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Isn't American Psycho about a psychopath? As opposed to a sociopath.
Dumbass.
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-09-10 00:02:42 EDT (#)
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Two lumps in mine, please.