Don't waste your vote. SPT (688 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 1.69 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rixes (View user info) at 2004-09-09 23:35:37 EDT
That won't be possible in this election.
George Bush -
1. Former alcholic and drug abuser.
2. Failed businessman.
3. All around terrible public speaker.
John Kerry -
1. World renowned liar.
2. Villianized vietnam veterans, but now uses his paltry tour to his advantage.
3. Drones on about seeminly nothing for hours.
Ralph Nader -
1. Wrote the sack of exaggerations and lies titled "Unsafe at any speed"
2. Can barely even get enough votes to get on a ballot.
3. He's Ralph Nader.
Are these really the best we could come up with to take the position of President in the most powerful nation in the world?
Don't waste your vote, in November, write in a vote for Christopher Walken.
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-10 23:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-10 06:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aside from the clever picture, you've said nothing profound.
Still, it's a clever picture.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-09-10 02:58:41 EDT (#)
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i can see him in an international affair..."you're talkin to my man all wrong. do it again, and i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron"
Loren will love this post.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-09-10 02:30:01 EDT (#)
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I do agree, Monarch.
Christopher Walken is my "Weapon of Choice."
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-10 02:16:52 EDT (#)
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Christopher Walken is the MAN. I'd vote for him any day.
On a side note: This is too good to SPT, don't you think?
Submitted by Iria_Shinobi <azrael_shinobi.at.msn.com> at 2004-09-10 00:53:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-10 00:49:00 EDT (#)
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As I started to read this post, I saw the typical anti-Bush comments and thought "-2". Then I saw the anti-Kerry comments and thought "Ok, there is promise!" Back to 0.
Now with the photo below? +1,000,000!!!!! But... there are limitations on this site.
I'd love to hear what the State of The Union address would be with him in charge.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-10 00:11:33 EDT (#)
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Nice....
I'm writing in Peyton Manning just for shits and giggles.
Submitted by lenlen (user info) at 2004-09-10 00:05:44 EDT (#)
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if you are american please vote for anyone Other then george bush i heard his popularity was going up again......not four more years....please...
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:58:37 EDT (#)
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I'd vote for him
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:46:50 EDT (#)
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If I was American, Walken would have my vote.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:41:42 EDT (#)
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The thing is, the smarter people get, the more they realize only idiots take the job of the president.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:39:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:38:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha "hes not that creepy"