Kindergarten Sluts And Bullies-- Remembering The Good Ol' Days (4921 hits)
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Submitted by Sideburns (View user info) at 2004-09-10 00:49:31 EDT
(I know, two posts in one day. But my other post was only UberMadness preparation/practice. Deal with it.)
Let's take a memory lane stroll back to the turn of a decade. The 80's boom era was over and a new time was upon us. The phrase 'get with the 90's' was rampant. The year was 1990.
At age 43, Nolan Rylan pitches a record 6th no-hitter.
Hot pants and mini-skirts made a comeback.
Boris Yeltsin is elected the President of the Russian Federation.
Pete Rose is sentenced to 5 months for income tax evasion.
Famous celebrities that died that year; Sarah Vanghan, Greta Garbo, and Sammy Davis Jr.
Buster Douglas knocked out undefeated Mike Tyson in the 10th round in a Tokyo fight.
Wide headbands, pre-ripped jeans, and ninja turtles stuff were the hot new fads.
1990.
I started my first year of school that year at the young age of 6. As I waited at the bus stop, any stranger could have coaxed me into coming to his car with a piece of candy and raped and murdered me. Hell, he could have shown me a rock.
I liked rocks.
What? I was gullible.
I looked out the back window of the bus, staring with wide sad eyes at my mom, who seemed more than happy to get rid of me. Probably because, for 7 whole hours, she didn't have to hide her drinking. I had never been without my parents. Ever.
From the moment I was born and my mom screamed ''put it back in!", we were inseparable. I was venturing into a new life. Kindergarten.
That morning, I woke up extra early just to get dressed. I put my own clothes on, assuming I did a pretty decent job-- to later find out I had put my pants on backwards when I had my potty break. It was quite difficult for a 6 year old to handle the fact that his zipper disappeared.
Speaking of using the bathroom at 6 years old, I thought I had peeing down to a T. Apparently I was wrong. I thought everybody let their pants and underoos drop straight down to the floor to use the urinal, used two hands, stood on their tippy toes, and aimed with their hips with intense concentration.
The teacher, Mrs. McMichael, told us to find our names on the floor. I wandered around aimlessly, looking at the white pieces of tape strips on the carpet when I saw my name.
JUSTIN.
I prepared to sit down when, what do you know, some girl quickly plops her ass down on spot. What does she think she's doing?!
That's MY name on that tape bitch-- move yo' ass.
"Hey girl. That's my name."
"Not uhhh."
"Uhh huhhh."
"Not uhhh.''
"Uh huhhhh."
This heated argument went on for several minutes when Mrs. McMichael interviened. She explained to the blonde haired girl that the tape said JUSTIN, not KAREN.
Heh, stupid illiterate bitch.
Karen's piece of tape just so happened to be beside me, so regardless, I had to learn to get along with her. By the end of the day, there was something funny about that girl. I felt funny whenever she talked to me.
For lack of better words, she made my hoohoo tingle.
"Justin. Wanna be my boyfriend?"
"Ok Karen. What do I have to do?"
"You hold my hand and all that grownup stuff."
"Grownup stuff?! Like chewing gum?"
"Duhhh!"
My first girlfriend. First day of school and I was already big pimpin'. Well, small pimpin'. Actually, no. I was medium pimpin'.
Later that day at recess, I had to deal with the class bully--Allen. He was African American. He was also short and not very bright. He spent so much time in the timeout chair, whenever he came into class each morning, he would just go ahead and go straight to the timeout chair. Might as well-- it's the inevitable.
While I was innocently enjoying my time on the swingset, I felt a push from behind.
"My swing!"
"I was here furrrst!"
Another push.
"I'ma beat you up white boy!"
I had never had violence threatened upon me, so I did what most self-respecting six year olds would do.
I ran away crying.
Allen chased me.
I ran. Faster.
He was coming close.
In the middle of the schoolyard, I saw a big pole. I considered myself quite fast back then, so I figured I'd make a complete turn-around around the pole to gain more distance between us.
I grabbed the pole with my left hand and swung around, not bothering to look back.
"GONGGGG"
What? What just happened? I looked back to see Allen sprawled out on the ground.
First day of kindergarten and I'm already taking out folks.
I looked over to the swings and noticed something. Karen was holding hands with another guy.
Slut.
I ran up to her to investigate what was going on. I wasn't going to take shit.
"Who's that Karen??"
"That's my other boyfriend, Graham. You're still my boyfriend too."
"Oh."
"Since you're both my boyfriends, you should be boyfriends of each other too."
Graham looked at me, I glared at him.
"Okay", he said.
First day of kindergarten and I've got a girlfriend AND a boyfriend.
Lay off, I was 6. It was 1990. I didn't know. Gay people didn't exist back then.
"JUSTIN MICHAEL!!! COME OVER HERE IMMEDIATELY!!"
Mrs. McMichael was storming toward me, then grabbed my hand and brought me into the principal's office. She had some words with the principal, a tall, lanky bald man-- then walked out. It was just me and the principal, staring eye to eye now.
"So Justin, what's this I hear about you hitting people?"
"I ain't hit nobody."
"That's not what your classmate Allen says. He says you punched him right in the face."
Damn Allen. That liar.
I started crying again. I didn't know what to do.
"Can I go to the bathroom?", I glared at him with puppy eyes.
"I don't know, can you?"
Ahhh, the smart ass. You remember when your teachers gave you that line, in an attempt to get you to say "May I.."? Keep in mind, I didn't know my grammar very well.
"Yes, I can." I then got up to walk out of his office.
"Slow down there, bud. You can use mine. It's right there."
I walked into his bathroom and did my thing. I pulled my pants down along with my underoos, used two hands, stood on my tippy toes, and peed all over the floor and toilet.
What? It was really high.
Later in class, Mrs. McMichael pulled me to the side and apologized for yelling at me the way she did. Then I noticed her staring at my no no place for a few seconds.
"Justin, your zipper's unzipped."
"Oopsie. I'll get it."
I reached down and tried to pull it up, to no avail. "Can you get it for me, teacher?"
"Sure." After a bit of pulling, the 26 year old blonde schoolteacher's struggle with my crotch came to successful end.
How many kindergarteners can say that?
When I got home, my mom was excited to hear about my first day of kindergarten.
"So Justin, did you meet any girls?", my dad asked me, of course jokingly.
"Yes sir. I got a girlfriend."
"Aww, isn't that sweet."
"And a boyfriend."
"A what?"
"I got a girl and boyfriend."
"Ummm.. we'll talk about that in a minute. So, how was your teacher?"
"She was good. She helped me with my no no." I only knew one word for my privates back then.
"She what?!! Did she touch you down there Justin??"
"Oh it's ok. I let her."
After a few phonecalls later, my dad and mom gave me several talks. The next day, I had to break up with my boyfriend, informing him that I'm not supposed to have boyfriends, only girlfriends.
I never saw Mrs. McMichael again.
-Sideburns
User Reviews
Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2004-09-26 21:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me laugh
Submitted by pokeysrevenge <paper_or_plastic.at.msn.com> at 2004-09-26 00:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I liked rocks."
Hahaha. Best line.
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-09-19 13:32:16 EDT (#)
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Good stuff. Little racist kid got owned, AND the teacher did your zipper. NICE
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-09-18 17:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Black guy got owned.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-09-14 10:24:04 EDT (#)
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Holy Crap I am six years older than you Burns. Thanks for making me old.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-09-13 10:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-13 09:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Muy Bueno
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-09-13 09:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-10 14:31:42 (#)
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this is the anthem, throw all your hands up.
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don't wanna be just like you.
Actually, i do.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-09-13 02:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fun story.
Submitted by Gizmo (user info) at 2004-09-12 23:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best story ever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-12 23:17:30 EDT (#)
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Here's an easier goal.
To hell with FatMike.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-12 22:52:41 EDT (#)
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I read over the reviews and just now noticed BigMike's response.
I guess my humor is too-- juvenile I suppose.
Seeing as how Ubersite is comprised of mainly 18 to 30 year olds, they can probably relate to my 'flashback' stories more. What I'm trying to say is-- you're old.
I find it unusual that on Every. Single. One. Of. My. Posts. That. You. Review-- you never seem to enjoy my material.
My goal is to write something that appeals to you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-12 22:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was funny as all hell.
Submitted by onejupiter (user info) at 2004-09-12 22:25:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:39:06 EDT (#)
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"Grownup stuff?! Like chewing gum?"
"Duhhh!"
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:31:09 EDT (#)
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Bring it, CBG-- It's on like Donkey Kong.
Submitted by dolfin (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:20:14 EDT (#)
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Haha... I really liked this. The last few paragraphs a lot of laughs. Good stuff.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your pimp post blew mine out of the water Burns. I'm coming for you partner.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
werd
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-12 19:01:34 EDT (#)
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Tell your friends to get with my friends
And maybe we could be friends
Shit, we could do this every weekend.
That aight witchu?
Keep bangin'.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-12 18:59:28 EDT (#)
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I love it when you call me Big Poppa
Throw your hands in the air if yous a try playa
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-12 18:19:59 EDT (#)
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...and to the girl named Heather that I met at Coffee Underground and linked to this website, Yes, I am this scary talented.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-12 18:14:37 EDT (#)
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how did this get most heated?
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:06:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-12 11:09:30 EDT (#)
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Lay off, I was 6. It was 1990. I didn't know. Gay people didn't exist back then.
ha
Submitted by laurenthepirate (user info) at 2004-09-12 10:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dino (user info) at 2004-09-12 09:15:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
I got Screwed!
My kindergarten teacher was an old hag. She had 6 teeth and a mustache.
I think she may have had a no no.
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I think we had the same kindergarten teacher.
Submitted by Dino (user info) at 2004-09-12 09:15:17 EDT (#)
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I got Screwed!
My kindergarten teacher was an old hag. She had 6 teeth and a mustache.
I think she may have had a no no.
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-09-12 04:48:45 EDT (#)
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as soon as i read kindergarten at age 6, i stopped reading. you're past your time....later
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2004-09-12 04:40:46 EDT (#)
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amusing, but i wouldnt say HILARIOUS
and they wonder where black stereotypes come from
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-09-12 03:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was rigoddamndiculuously hilarious.
Submitted by Wish_I_Were (user info) at 2004-09-12 02:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Skippy (user info) at 2004-09-12 02:24:44 EDT (#)
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Cool
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-12 01:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NICELY Done
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-09-12 01:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my 1st teacher was like 60 - and UGLY, damn
keep up the good posts you pimp you
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2004-09-12 00:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:00:51 EDT (#)
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"Slut."
I laughed my fucking ass off. Good shit!
Submitted by polly (user info) at 2004-09-11 17:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tee hee
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-09-11 17:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great Story.
I don't even remember my first day of school.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-09-11 17:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It made me giggle like a little kid with his no no touched!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-11 16:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant.
Bloody Brilliant.
+2 *ka-ching*
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-11 16:14:38 EDT (#)
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Heh.
"And a boyfriend."
ATTN GHEY MENZ!!!!!!!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-11 15:01:48 EDT (#)
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I love your work..
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-09-11 05:06:12 EDT (#)
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Once again, great.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-11 03:54:24 EDT (#)
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"Speaking of using the bathroom at 6 years old, I thought I had peeing down to a T. Apparently I was wrong. I thought everybody let their pants and underoos drop straight down to the floor to use the urinal, used two hands, stood on their tippy toes, and aimed with their hips with intense concentration."
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Yeah...I was always the one who walked in the boy's room while some jerk was doing this. And the discomfort commenced. I HATED you bastards!!!
....but I loved this post. I went to kindergarten in '90, too.
Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-09-10 19:08:06 EDT (#)
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Oh shit... That was the funniest thing I've read all day. Kindergarten was so fun...
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-10 18:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, a 6 year old bisexual pimp. You da man.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-09-10 17:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only thing I remember from those days is my teacher taking the class outside to do finger paintings.. and getting in trouble for not sleeping during nap time.. oh, and when this bitch pinched me and I slapped the shit out of her.
That's about it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-10 14:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Read this a few hours ago, but I had to come back and give a +2.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-10 14:31:42 EDT (#)
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this is the anthem, throw all your hands up.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Top 2 reasons this post kicked buttox:
1)Use of the word "underoos"
2)Saying your mom didn't have to hide her drinking for 7 hours - I can relate completely.
Call this my psychic prediction...
Sideburns, pre-congrats because you will be winning Ubermadness 2.
Submitted by ASSMAN (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
classic
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Enjoyed it, as usual.
But, I don't think most kindergarten kids can read. Not even their names.
Submitted by gravernmisery (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good story. Unfortunately the only thing I remember from Kindergarten was always getting introuble because I was "acting out" and had "a learning disability"... stupid bitch teacher.. too blind too tell I was too smart for her colors and shapes... give me numbers! Give me letters! Uh... *looks around*... sorry....
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny stuff.
I chortled.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-10 12:06:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:59:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is fucking great.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:50:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:49:40 EDT (#)
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I did kindergarten in 1965.
In 1990 I had graduated college and been in the workforce for 6 years.
I used to hide behind trees and look at Patty Delancy. She was sooooooooooooooo pretty (uhh..in kindergarten that is).
Evidently I didn't enjoy this as much as the others did. This didn't hold my interest like most of your other stuff does.
Maybe I'm just old and bitter.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:37:11 EDT (#)
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This post gets my highest rating ever, +2!
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:36:12 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:28:29 EDT (#)
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Noch mal.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:27:19 EDT (#)
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I don't remember anything about kindergarten - weird.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:12:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:12:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-09-10 08:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I will split the difference between Mick & Sideburns - I started Kindergarden in 1979.
Another great Sideburns post.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-09-10 08:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay kindergarten. 1990 was also the year of Home Alone. I was one happy 3rd grader.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-09-10 08:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
only a 1... not as good as ur usual stuff... for more points:
a. You shoulda fucked ur teacher "so then when she bent down to do up my fly i rammed it down her throat"
b. You shoulda laid some double penetration on ur girlfriend , wif ur boyfriend " We got that little slut in the cubby and rammed the fuck outta both of her holes
c. U shoulda made the black guy ur slave after u bashed him...like the good 'ole days "c'mon nigga dig up the garden bed"
d.U shoulda stayed home and drank wif ur mum "pass the fucken bourbon slut
e.U shoulda of mentioned me and kristen having hot passionate animal sex (yeah i dunno)
f. You shoulda had a funny pic
g.You shoulda bashed the boyfriend for being a fag "so then i laid the smack down on his fag nasty ass
h. You shoulda done a reverse kangaroo on ur principles toilet (much more effective then pissing on the seat)"so i got on his toilet faced towards the wall and sprayed shit all over the front of the toilet where the flusher cant get to it"
i. You shoulda cried less- u were a pansy ass little fuck
j. You shoulda had some gooks getting killed somewhere( had to offend some more minority groups so i just chucked that in)
k. You shoulda put in some cruelty to animals (drowning kittens always works)
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a teacher help me with my no-no once. 'Cept he was a dude.
I don't want to talk about it.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Yes sir. I got a girlfriend."
"Aww, isn't that sweet."
"And a boyfriend."
"A what?"
Where shall I deposit your +2?
Submitted by LexLutherin (user info) at 2004-09-10 05:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-09-10 05:19:25 EDT (#)
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Muy bien!
Thanks, McGinny, I was beginning to feel old!
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-09-10 05:07:06 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahahhaha, I love you Justy. You're so cute.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-10 04:31:11 EDT (#)
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SIDEBURNS you da man! Haha funny I just talked like a black dude haha
Seriously, this is the best story I've ever read. B@W.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-09-10 04:09:06 EDT (#)
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haha...this was exponentially better than your "warmup" post for UM II.
Although the warmup post wasn't bad by any means, your writing flows much better when you write posts like these. My advice, stick to what you're good at.
Espo
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-10 03:35:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:31:37 (#)
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GHDHIDO,MY;
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Agreed.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-09-10 03:27:08 EDT (#)
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"Gay people didn't exist back then"
Love it
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-10 03:17:11 EDT (#)
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polyamorousguyaj: did you graduate '03?
Justinfromtr: '02
polyamorousguyaj: oh okay
polyamorousguyaj: cuz I started kindergarten in 1989
Justinfromtr: oh yea... it was '89
Justinfromtr: fuck it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-10 03:16:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-09-10 03:14:31 EDT (#)
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Now That....That Made My Night
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-09-10 03:08:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-09-10 03:05:13 EDT (#)
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Yes!
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-09-10 02:52:19 EDT (#)
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I burst out laughing SEVERAL times during this.
I'm glad i'm not in your bracket sideburns for ubermadness
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I laughed, I cried."
--A manic depressive
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:45:19 EDT (#)
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fucking kindergarten. my first day there was a big ugly bitch too. then my girlfriend was named karen. i kissed her once. one day we both had to stand against the wall after lunch because we had done something bad. im not sure what it was, but i think it was something sexual i.e. making out or i'll you show you mine hand style. whatever, i repressed it long ago.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:33:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:31:37 EDT (#)
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GHDHIDO,MY;
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:27:09 EDT (#)
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..no offense taken, random joe. If you're not going to log in, at least tell me who you are.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:26:24 EDT (#)
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"Speaking of using the bathroom at 6 years old, I thought I had peeing down to a T. Apparently I was wrong. I thought everybody let their pants and underoos drop straight down to the floor to use the urinal, used two hands, stood on their tippy toes, and aimed with their hips with intense concentration."
I felt bad for the kids that would get kicked in the ass standing at the urinal in that manner.
Ahh,Kindergarten, for me it wasnt in 1990, it was a little earlier...1970. i remember thinking that if me and a pigtailed classmate went underneath the slide we could safely play ill show you mine without being seen by the recess teacher.
Submitted by Almostbutnotquiterandomjoe at 2004-09-10 01:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, this is kind of boring. I'm not going to ruin your otherwise good rating with my -2 though. I am at least considerate enough to do that.
I'm not being mean, I'm really not. I just think that this wasn't that good. Not even close to what you are capable of Sideburns. Really.
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You little hussie, you.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:11:13 EDT (#)
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Heh. I wasn't ghey, munkey. I think Graham was. He looked like a 6 year old Zack Norris.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:09:44 EDT (#)
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sideburns likes little ghey menz
neener neener neener!!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:03:20 EDT (#)
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No hard feelings at all, Sully. None at all. Keep on pimpin' and shake them haters off.
Submitted by rainman (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nice
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh, here's the good stuff. Hey, sorry I said what I said on your other post about "if someone else wrote it" and what not, I regretted it after I hit reply. But it was nothing compared to what you're capable of. This post owns that one.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:01:59 EDT (#)
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Haha,
classic.
Chinaski
Submitted by melissa4 (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:01:09 EDT (#)
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When I was in kindergarten I had 3 boyfriends who were all named Steven. That's pimp.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2004-09-10 00:59:45 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-10 00:59:23 EDT (#)
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how do you do it? you post GOLD everytime. every. single. time.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-10 00:58:12 EDT (#)
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it's pimp central up in here
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-10 00:54:17 EDT (#)
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Gold. Pure gold.
Well, if you could turn gold into black type on a computer screen that's what it would be... umm.. you know what? Forget it...
This was a great post though.