The Real Islamic Agenda (1880 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2004-09-10 06:40:41 EDT
Islamic Agenda :
06:30 Pray
06:45 Beat Wife for plucking eyebrows
07:00 Pray
07:15 Breakfast of dates and sweet tea
07:30 Leave for work
08:00 Arrive at bomb making factory
11:00 Pray
12:00 Lunch - halal lamb wrap
14:00 Pray
17:00 Leave work and praise muhammed (PBUH) for allowing me to be a useful servant to Islam
18:00 Arrive home
18:02 Beat wife for having immoral thoughts just in case
18:15 Pray
19:00 Dinner - lavish 8 course meal
21:00 Bugger retarded child in next village. (You are only gay if you are receiving after all)
21:09 Beat retarded child for his homosexuality
21.45 Pray
22:00 Bed.
User Reviews
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-06 12:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-06 11:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
Submitted by parzival (user info) at 2005-10-18 18:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by spiralout46_2 <johnso80.at.purdue.edu> at 2004-11-02 11:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by motherbitches (user info) at 2004-10-21 04:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We don't drink sweet tea.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-21 04:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay concept adapted from kais gay agenda post but that had been done for numerous other things as well.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-20 18:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahaha how unoriginal!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-29 23:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. This was wrong. -1
2. It was a damn funny concept. +2
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-09-29 23:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
How you been man?
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-26 12:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:31:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
A-W-E-S-O-M-E
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-26 12:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
horseshit
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-14 02:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a great post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He sure is, honey.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid Faggot.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's true! Glad to see another hates the camel humpers as much as I do.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shclongt or whatever your name is the role of 'annoying -2'ing prick' has been taken by Fetish.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This epitomizes gayness. But considering the source, what more could we expect?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A-W-E-S-O-M-E
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have Allah on the phone and he says you're going to hell for this. Well, maybe not for this alone, there seem to be some other reasons but you're definitely slated for hell.
Submitted by Degreeless2 (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sie sind mein Fuhrer.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You almost had me thinking you were serious, apollo.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TRYING TO BE FUNNY??
NUGGET!!
TRYING???
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-10 08:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
booo
booooooooo
-2 because I hate this kind of post
+2 because I realize you were trying to be funny and "push buttons"
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-10 08:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me laugh.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-09-10 08:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They go to bed at 2200? You mean they don't stay up to watch Letterman?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-09-10 08:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
in case the xenophoic war mongers on this site are misinterpretign brother apollo's message hre, i better clarify.
apollo is pointing out that the cloth heads, like us, are by and large zombie drones carrying out their functions and duties, tryihg to get by and avoid trouble and sqeeze in plenty of wanking.
which is a point all of would do well to remember.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Irreverent yet funny.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, halal lamb wrap.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no shandy, nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you'll laugh when you feel all 12 inches on your buttocks white boy!
of my ruler, that is
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Was quite funny.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
theres no place for humour on this ship!
Submitted by JourneyToClothheads (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent work apullo.
Humour on our mission is critical.
Not everyone should be as stuffy as the captain.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lighten up dudes
i always defend muslims.
'tis nowt more than a joke.
Submitted by farfa (user info) at 2004-09-10 06:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i really disappointed'the nice ppl' in this uber allow this crap!!
Submitted by Erry (user info) at 2004-09-10 06:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Appollo's Agenda :
06:30 be a dick
06:45 be a dick
07:00 be a dick
07:15 be a dick
07:30 be a dick
08:00 be a dick
11:00 be a dick
12:00 be a dick
14:00 be a dick
17:00 be a dick
18:00 Arrive home
18:02 be a dick
18:15 be a dick
19:00 be a dick
21:00 Bugger retarded child in next village. (You are only gay if you are receiving after all)
21:09 be a dick
21.45 Pray
22:00 Bed.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-10 06:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you know I jest shandy.
i am after all in love with Osama
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-10 06:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate muslims
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-09-10 06:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this kind of stereotypicing of our islamic brothers and sisters makes me sick!
sick i say!
see me in my office apullo.
i may have to pull your little shorties down and smak your bottie with my ruler!
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-09-10 06:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
07:15 Breakfast of dates and sweet tea
hahaha
won't you try my Dilmah tea?