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The Real Islamic Agenda (1880 hits)

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Rating: 0.64 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2004-09-10 06:40:41 EDT


Islamic Agenda :

06:30 Pray

06:45 Beat Wife for plucking eyebrows

07:00 Pray

07:15 Breakfast of dates and sweet tea

07:30 Leave for work

08:00 Arrive at bomb making factory

11:00 Pray

12:00 Lunch - halal lamb wrap

14:00 Pray

17:00 Leave work and praise muhammed (PBUH) for allowing me to be a useful servant to Islam

18:00 Arrive home

18:02 Beat wife for having immoral thoughts just in case

18:15 Pray

19:00 Dinner - lavish 8 course meal

21:00 Bugger retarded child in next village. (You are only gay if you are receiving after all)

21:09 Beat retarded child for his homosexuality

21.45 Pray

22:00 Bed.



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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-06 12:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-06 11:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YES

Submitted by parzival (user info) at 2005-10-18 18:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by spiralout46_2 <johnso80.at.purdue.edu> at 2004-11-02 11:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by motherbitches (user info) at 2004-10-21 04:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

We don't drink sweet tea.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-21 04:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

okay concept adapted from kais gay agenda post but that had been done for numerous other things as well.



Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-20 18:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hahaha how unoriginal!

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-29 23:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

1. This was wrong. -1

2. It was a damn funny concept. +2

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-09-29 23:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha





How you been man?

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-26 12:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:31:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

A-W-E-S-O-M-E


Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-26 12:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

horseshit

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-14 02:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is a great post.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

He sure is, honey.

Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stupid Faggot.

Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's true! Glad to see another hates the camel humpers as much as I do.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shclongt or whatever your name is the role of 'annoying -2'ing prick' has been taken by Fetish.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This epitomizes gayness. But considering the source, what more could we expect?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A-W-E-S-O-M-E

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have Allah on the phone and he says you're going to hell for this. Well, maybe not for this alone, there seem to be some other reasons but you're definitely slated for hell.

Submitted by Degreeless2 (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sie sind mein Fuhrer.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You almost had me thinking you were serious, apollo.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

TRYING TO BE FUNNY??

NUGGET!!

TRYING???


Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-10 08:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

booo

booooooooo

-2 because I hate this kind of post
+2 because I realize you were trying to be funny and "push buttons"


Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-10 08:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Made me laugh.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-09-10 08:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They go to bed at 2200? You mean they don't stay up to watch Letterman?

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-09-10 08:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

in case the xenophoic war mongers on this site are misinterpretign brother apollo's message hre, i better clarify.

apollo is pointing out that the cloth heads, like us, are by and large zombie drones carrying out their functions and duties, tryihg to get by and avoid trouble and sqeeze in plenty of wanking.

which is a point all of would do well to remember.

Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good

Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Irreverent yet funny.


Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, halal lamb wrap.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no shandy, nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!



Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you'll laugh when you feel all 12 inches on your buttocks white boy!

of my ruler, that is

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Was quite funny.

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

theres no place for humour on this ship!

Submitted by JourneyToClothheads (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent work apullo.

Humour on our mission is critical.

Not everyone should be as stuffy as the captain.





Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-10 07:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Lighten up dudes

i always defend muslims.

'tis nowt more than a joke.



Submitted by farfa (user info) at 2004-09-10 06:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i really disappointed'the nice ppl' in this uber allow this crap!!

Submitted by Erry (user info) at 2004-09-10 06:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Appollo's Agenda :

06:30 be a dick

06:45 be a dick

07:00 be a dick

07:15 be a dick

07:30 be a dick

08:00 be a dick

11:00 be a dick

12:00 be a dick

14:00 be a dick

17:00 be a dick

18:00 Arrive home

18:02 be a dick

18:15 be a dick

19:00 be a dick

21:00 Bugger retarded child in next village. (You are only gay if you are receiving after all)

21:09 be a dick

21.45 Pray

22:00 Bed.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-10 06:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you know I jest shandy.

i am after all in love with Osama

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-10 06:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i hate muslims

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-09-10 06:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this kind of stereotypicing of our islamic brothers and sisters makes me sick!

sick i say!

see me in my office apullo.

i may have to pull your little shorties down and smak your bottie with my ruler!

Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-09-10 06:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


07:15 Breakfast of dates and sweet tea


hahaha

won't you try my Dilmah tea?


You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly
-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to
turn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!
Chicken!

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III