Dream analysis anybody? (581 hits)
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Submitted by Despiadado <bored.at.work.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-10 08:55:45 EDT
So today I was walking round through the city, doing what I do, when I seen this guy, who has like this weird disability. I don't really know what's wrong with him but he's not very coherent, and his head is really big. Because of this the people round the city know him as Big Head. I think this is kinda mean, but he doesn't know what's going on, so what he doesn't know can't hurt him.
Anyhow, since I feel kinda sorry for old big head, I sat down next to him on the park bench and said, "Hallo". He just completely flipped out and starting yelling and acting all crazy. I tried to calm him down, but he got more crazy and pulled a knife on me. And when I say a knife, I mean a fucking seven or eight inch blade.
Naturally I ran, but this retard gave chase and didn't wanna let up. I tried to loose him by cutting through the school but he seemed to know the area pretty well and followed me. I got to the part of the school were all the bike racks are, and I found a little mountain bike. I tried to make a getaway, but the owner had put a bike lock on it. Big head was catching up to me , so I had to think fast.
I swung the bike around and knocked his retarded arse onto the ground. Then I found a bike that wasn't locked and rode to the home of its owner were I made kinky porno movies with the five super models that lived there also.
....and then I woke up.
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Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-02 12:23:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-09-10 15:33:44 EDT (#)
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It means that you have a sexual preference for goats.
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-09-10 14:03:25 EDT (#)
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You suck
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Antisocial personality disorder (APD) is a personality disorder listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, the handbook used to diagnose mental disorders most frequently. APD is generally considered to be the same as, or similar to, the disorder that was previously known as PSYCHOPATH or SOCIOPATH personality disorder.
DUMBASS!!!
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:09:19 EDT (#)
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What? How do you know my name? Lam?
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:59:14 EDT (#)
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Bob, that was good.
No. Really.
Even if you were BS'ing, you could make some CASHOLA at the boardwalk!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:21:49 EDT (#)
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The big headed retard is your represed homosexuality. His knife is a phallic representation. The school is the social norms of society, but you can't bring yourself to go in. The locked bikes represent the people who spurned you. The pornos are just your subconscious denials.
Interpretation: Come out of the closet.
Submitted by trees (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:35:50 EDT (#)
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you harbor suspicions that your mother, who is retarded, seeks to subconsiously harm you (the knife). You know that knowledge can fortify you from her barrage of attack, and your latent homosexual tendencies (the mountain bike) are restrained from helping you to escape to a place where you can truly be yourself.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:34:17 EDT (#)
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I had a similar dream.
Oh no wait, I didn't.
You know why?
BECAUSE I AM FUCKING NORMAL!!
FREAK!
etc.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:31:36 EDT (#)
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I'm not going to speculate on the dream, but oddly enough there was a big-headed, weird disability-having guy in the town where I grew up. But we called him the Grateful Head.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:24:52 EDT (#)
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It could be worse, you could have made pornos with the crazy guy.
As for the dream, this is where SpikeGoddess comes in, but I'd say that I thought it was interesting that you saw school as a safe haven. I think it means that you're supposed to paypal me the $50 I owe for some books I just bought.
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:23:59 EDT (#)
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Interesting, very interesting. Well...I believe the bigheaded retard, to be a representation of your own inner retard. You feel bad for the character, because you see your self in him. You also feel that this inner retard is screwing up things in your life, and your experiencing some self-destructive realization. Maybe it has something to do with the way you write (as you write like some one who is living on the street, would talk). Maybe it has something to do with your small brain...I don't know...but good luck with all that.