god help me, I'm turning into my father (23060 hits)
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Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2004-09-10 10:28:45 EDT
The first thing I noticed was that I was increasingly irritated as the cost of certain things that I feel should be cheaper. I think it was the moment when I commented out loud to my friends how bloody ridiculous the cost of movie tickets is now and that a 9 course meal is cheaper than popcorn and a coke. That wouldn't have worried me all that much except for the fact that I actually said that when I was a kid, my best friend and I could go to the movies and split a popcorn and coke for $5 each.
Oh jebus what's happening to me.
Every car going slower than I am on the road is doing so intentionally to piss me off and every car going faster than I am is a suicidal maniac and a danger to society.
I don't want a g-mail account because it's new and different and I don't trust it - or technology in general.
The best naps in the world are during football games when I'm not actually pulling for either of the teams playing, but more likely to hate one of them just a little more than the other and I really really just want Dallas to lose.
I'm positive that every meal I've ever eaten at a restaurant has at least one item that was dropped on the floor, picked up, and put back on my plate.
I hate Boston College because one of their players undercut Derek Phelps when he was going up for a dunk knocking him out of the rest of the NCAA tournament. I am fully aware that this incident happened when the current players were in elementary school, but I don't care I hate them all anyway.
Every single person who has ever played football at Colorado is a rapist and a thug. I forbid any of my nieces and nephews from going to school there. I simply will not stand for it.
I've already made up my mind and these silly useless facts you keep throwing at me will do nothing to change that.
I'd rather be outside than inside.
Shake it off, you're not hurt and quit crying before I give you something to cry about.
I get up early because I can't sleep in and then I fall asleep on the couch at night and have to wake up to go to bed.
I have no idea what the kid in the drive through window is saying to me, but no I don't want to try any of your damn specials.
Nothing good happens after 10:00 at night.
I'm positive that the kids riding bikes through the neighborhood are up to no good.
All of the music on the radio these days is racket with no artistic merit and you kids need to turn that noise down, hell the damn windows are shaking.
I'm getting sick of these cities and countries that keep changing their name. I don't care what silly French thing you're calling it now, it will always be The Ivory Coast - deal with it.
The NBA sucks because it's all about ego and is nothing more than a dunking contest for overpaid prima donnas.
Soccer? Never heard of it. Sounds like a sissy sport.
When it rains, I bitch about the rain. When it doesn't rain, I bitch about it being too dry.
That damn cat is nothing but a shit machine, but I still get up at 5 in the morning to feed it because it's hungry and won't stop yelling. I also slip it food at the table even though I know good and damn well that doing so will just turn it into a pest.
I don't know what to do about it. I fear that I'm on a downward spiral. I may just give in to my fate and start driving 55 mph in the left lane on the freeway because goddmanit, nobody needs to drive any faster than I do anyway.
And don't turn that tv off, I'm watching the game, like hell I was snoring.
Oh and dad, thanks for the SHITTY KNEES.
User Reviews
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-12-16 13:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha.
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-12-16 12:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want a g-mail account because it's new and different and I don't trust it - or technology in general.
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That's why I don't trust those pilotless fighter jets.
Fucking crazy shit.
Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2004-12-03 17:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I started feeling old when I caught myself yelling "HEY YOU KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN!!". Its been kinda downhill after that =(
Submitted by pincher82 <pinchbackkid.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-22 15:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh so true.
Submitted by sam <sammcf.at.gmail.com> at 2004-10-14 04:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you can tell that all the people giving this low ratings are in denial about mortality OR are kids ;]
fun read
Submitted by Davok (user info) at 2004-10-08 00:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel your pain, god damned kids.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-28 02:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2004-09-24 18:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought this was hilarious, and i completely know what you mean.
i'm turning 23 in six days, and i've noticed the change coming for some time. it's recently occured to me that the music i listened to in high school (nirvana, pearl jam, etc.) is going to be "classic rock" in the nearing future, while the radio stations i listened to not even two years ago now play noise. i called it that, too, and it took a linkin park lovin' twelve year-old to bring me to the realization that i am getting OLD. i worry about my credit rating and my blood pressure. i too, end up sleeping in the living room, but i don't get up to go to bed cuz i'm comfortable on the couch. anyone below the age of 18 irritates me, and they're doing it on purpose. oh, and i know what you mean about people driving, they ARE either maniacs or deserve a bullet to the head.
Submitted by Mr.Jid (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bored at Work going downhill, fast.... this was shitty.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-09-20 18:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-20 18:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THIS got on boredatwork.com? WOW.
This is the most average thing I've ever seen.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-18 23:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're turning into your father because you're an ugly fucking man. Bull-dyke bitch. Fuck you, I hope you can never get the memory of your father raping you out of your head. Cunt.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-18 03:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W my ass this was SHITE.
Submitted by UncleTeddy (user info) at 2004-09-18 03:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
that's pretty good... I hate old people.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-17 13:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on B@W, my jeep drivin' buddy!
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-09-17 09:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad it's not just me turning into my parent.
I bought a cell phone the other day and came out of the store mumbling about ya damn kids with your rock music because all the phones came with all this crap and I had to explain eight times to the sales lady that I just wanted to make and recieve calls and perhaps text messages. Not take pictures. Not use my phone as a stereo system. MAKE CALLS. LIKE PHONES DO. AUUUUUGH YOU FUCKING KIDS KEEP STEALING MY NEWSPAPER!
Submitted by Katie <queenoftheramen.at.gmail.com> at 2004-09-17 03:44:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-15 15:31:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-15 13:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-15 08:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yea can he steer a car with his beer gut?
I love it when my dad comes to visit. I walk around the house and say, "this is my house and we're going to live by my rules". Generally this lands me in a savage head lock screaming and getting my head scruffed, but I think I'm clever.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-15 03:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, my dad is actually visiting at the moment. I'm going to print this out for him to read while he's stinking up my bathroom in the morning.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on B@W! Keep writing like this and you may even get on the MVA list one day.
What?
Oh.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-09-14 11:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wasn't impressed... Too many US only jokes...
Submitted by icon (user info) at 2004-09-14 09:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad.. not bad.. The part about driving 55 in the left lane was the saving grace.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-09-14 08:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a huge grin on my face right now. This was just great!
Submitted by Critic at 2004-09-14 03:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Absolute garbage. The thoughts of a dull, un-funny human. Nothing of interest. ie: shit
Submitted by krist <krist.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-09-13 22:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this post was rather below par... and by below par i mean really really shit.
Submitted by Matti M at 2004-09-13 20:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It was great, with the exception of those soccer comments. Eat my ass. I don't like groping other burly men and calling it "Sport".
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-09-13 20:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
not too shabby
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-09-13 19:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2004-09-13 17:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's the fuckbag that's trying to make me look bad by saying this wasn't funny?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-13 12:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ooh what fun, I'm famous now
well hopefully not, this site is going to keep me from running for public office
ok, it's not the only reason but it's on the list
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-13 12:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoo-hoo!
We did it, espo!
Well, loki did it, but you get my meaning.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't tell me you have a beer gut too.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-13 06:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God damn us, getting old. And adult-like.
We must have the same father, loki.
You are my sister. I have the knees to prove it.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-09-13 04:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on B@W, loki!
This +2 is for all those who doubted my "B@W-dar" and said Bart would never put this up.
Submitted by sirius lives at 2004-09-13 01:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anybody who doesnt give you a +2 is too damn young to know what the hell you're talkign about.
The Dallas Cowboys one was dead on...the assholes
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-10 22:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jebus some of us are taking things a bit too seriously don't you think?
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-09-10 13:54:28 EDT (#)
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hooochiemamaaaa! Hoochiemamaaaa!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-10 13:54:12 EDT (#)
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Let's explore each. In a) the asshole customer will probably count the wings, note one missing, assume that they are the victim of an elaborate plot to cheat them out of a chicken wing, and demand the food be given to them free or a free replacement be made or some other ludicrous solution be enforced.
In b) they would have to wait twice as long to get their order. They would probably at least bitch about the wait which would mean no tip. At worst demand the food for free.
In c) no one would be the wiser, cause chicken wings don't talk.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-10 13:54:04 EDT (#)
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>>I'm positive that every meal I've ever eaten at a restaurant has at least one item that was dropped on the floor, picked up, and put back on my plate.
If you ever worked in a restaurant kitchen then you would know you are probably right. Not to fault the kitchen people too much... consider a scenario:
I am preparing an order for 10 chicken wings with BBQ sauce. Somewhere in one of the switches between the deep-fryer, sauce application basket, and food basket one of the bastard wings escapes and lands on floor. Note that floor is an extremely nasty mix of dirt, oil, bacteria, and virii. What do I do?
a) Finish the order with what I have, delivering 9 BBQ wings.
b) Throw a single wing in the fryer and wait to complete the order.
c) Say, 'goddamnitfuck', pick the wing up off the floor, and pretend the whole thing never happened.
Submitted by bubba ho-tep at 2004-09-10 13:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck. TOO THE MAAAAXXXXX
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-09-10 13:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
has the standard been lowered again?
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-10 13:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done. Although not amusing enough for B@W.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-09-10 13:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You drove the neighborhood kid to school? Thats a sure sign of getting old.
I still smile to myself when I see kids skipping school and trying not to look like they are skipping. Reminds me of my youth. We used to go 4-wheeling, or just go hide out somewhere,
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We'll all get there eventually. I just hope that I don't become as gaseous and as unconcerned about letting one rip as my father.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll turn the hose on the little shits, domenad.
Oh gawd this is terrible. About a week ago one of the neighbor kids missed the bus. I saw him walking back home with visions of a day long video game and porn downloading frenzy in his head. Naturally, since I am now a card carrying member of the no-fun police I made his sorry ass get in the Jeep and I took him to school. HA, that's right bitch I pay taxes for your education so don't even try this, "but mom you were already gone for work and I missed the bus" bullshit - not on my watch mister.
I fear there is no hope for me now. It reminds me too much of the time in high school when my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to school and the neighbor drove us. Note by "school" I mean rock climbing so imagine my delight at finding myself in class all day.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, I loved this post.
It's like you're reading my mind, except for the thing about naps during football games. The best naps actually take place live at the stadium of your favorite MLB team, preferably in the bleachers. Try it.
And about your Boston College hatred for something that happened so long ago, I still haven't and will never forgive Duke for Christian Laettner. (Go UConn!)
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh. My. God. I had no idea I was turning into my parents until I read this. Now I KNOW I'm getting old.
Fuck you very much for pointing that out to me.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to change my password- FAST!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You might as well just seal the deal - yell at the next group of kids you see:
"Get off the lawn!"
Submitted by domenad <supponal> at 2004-09-10 12:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not B@W material but not bad none the less.
Made me smile cos Im both drunk and have shitty knees.
Vrooooom!
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great post - really.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're turning into your dad? Quick, look in your pants. Are you sprouting a penis?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wouldn't get too overly concerned about these similarities loki.
When you start pissing with the seat up and cant control the urge to put your hand up under your moms dress when she passes by then you might want to start worrying.
Submitted by goatasskilla (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great.
Submitted by goatasskilla (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're getting old...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:25:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:22:33 EDT (#)
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By the way, my uncle firmly believes that beer for breakfast on the weekends is perfectly OK, because it's "practically toast."
Submitted by ASSMAN (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nothing to say but.....MEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOO
Submitted by RandomJose <Jesse.at.James.net> at 2004-09-10 11:20:19 EDT (#)
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Maybe I am not that Bored At Work. The majority of the items on B@W were side splitting funny, where as this is not on that level
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love it.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By far your best rant. GO PATS!!!!
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, would have been funnier if it didn't ring so true. I keep noticing the same kind of things. I too am turning into my dad.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by RandomJose <Jesse.at.James.net> at 2004-09-10 11:08:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is above average at best. If I was a registered Uber'er, it would get a +1.
Why is there such a desire for this to be on Bored At Work?
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After you read enough posts, you get what I like to call "B@W-dar." This sixth Uber sense allows the careful reader to immediately know if a post is "B@W" quality after reading it.
Sadly, I don't get the feeling very often, what with all the shit that infests the front page like a virus these days. But I defintely got it after reading this post...I call 'em like I see.
Espo
Submitted by RandomJose <Jesse.at.James.net> at 2004-09-10 11:08:27 EDT (#)
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This is above average at best. If I was a registered Uber'er, it would get a +1.
Why is there such a desire for this to be on Bored At Work?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a hard time taking the opinion of someone who calls themselves rating_wrecker all that seriously.
I'm doing pretty well TigerLilly , thanks for asking. The initial shock has passed and I can't say that I didn't see it coming. I'm going to head up to my parents place this weekend to check on them and maybe drag them out for a hike or something, fresh air and sunshine will cure a lot really. Dad and I can bitch about our bumb knees and he doesn't know it yet, but he's coming down to fix the leak in my roof and replace a celing tile in the kitchen. Damn this hurricane business.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Close the damn door. I'm not paying to heat the neighborhood.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
where do these spastics come from
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I may just give in to my fate and start driving 55 mph in the left lane on the freeway because goddmanit, nobody needs to drive any faster than I do anyway."
Please don't do that.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:50:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just checked and this isn't on B@W yet.
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hopefully bart will put it up later on today, because it definitely deserves to be.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-09-10 11:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn good.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is perfectly acceptable to have a beer with breakfast as long as it's Saturday and you're either going fishing or doing yard work.
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See, and the people at Ubercon laughed at me. Of course, I wasn't fishing or doing yard work, but who cares? I didn't have to drive anywhere.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, Random Joe, if that is your real name; Bart changed the scripts of Uber so that each user, no matter how many times they rate a post, still only counts as one review. So if I gave this 100 +2s, it would still count as one.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This sounds horrifing. I think that it's time for loki to have a mid-life crisis (I'm not implying that you are old, loki, I'm saying that you desperately need an infusion of... Oh, who am I kidding? I'm saying that you're old.). I can just see it now, loki completely pimped out and on a hike somewhere.
Submitted by RandomJose <Jesse.at.James.net> at 2004-09-10 10:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least I am not spamming the post with ratings to influence its overall rating. "Random" ratings do not count. Why don't you offer to do her laundry?
This was funny, I will admit I chuckled a little bit. But it is on par with an email I would not forward to anyone else.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loki...how are you doing?
I was sad to hear about your loss.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:52:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, easy to say when you don't even fucking sign in to speak your mind.
Puss.
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My new favorite post.
Thanks loki!
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:52:46 EDT (#)
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Wow, easy to say when you don't even fucking sign in to speak your mind.
Puss.
Submitted by RandomJose <Jesse.at.James.net> at 2004-09-10 10:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny, but not B@W material. Those that think this is that good are just kissing Loki's ass.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just checked and this isn't on B@W yet.
Submitted by rating_wrecker (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:49:40 EDT (#)
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I didn't research it, I know him somewhat. I didn't find that comment particularly funny.
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hear ya. Shitty knees sucks, but I got my bum knees from my mom. Probably have knee replacement by the age of 45.
Submitted by rating_wrecker (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:48:50 EDT (#)
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oops, not Cambridge, but Oxford.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rating_wrecker (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:45:17 (#)
Ranking: -1
...and this guy might have a bone to pick with you. He is a former 0-lineman at Colorado, has a PhD from Cambridge in atmospheric science. Now a prof a MIT. Watch the generalizations.
http://wind.mit.edu/~hansen/
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This guy has got to be kidding me. Not only does he "wreck" the rating on one of the funniest posts I've read in a while, but he takes it seriously enough to research the entire history of the Colorado football team?
Sweet Christ on a crutch. I want to break something.
Submitted by rating_wrecker (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
...and this guy might have a bone to pick with you. He is a former 0-lineman at Colorado, has a PhD from Cambridge in atmospheric science. Now a prof a MIT. Watch the generalizations.
http://wind.mit.edu/~hansen/
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't care if my clothes are out of style as long as they are comfortable.
There are things in the house that I should throw away, but I might need that later.
Metric system my ass, next they'll be telling me there are 10 hours in a day.
It is perfectly acceptable to have a beer with breakfast as long as it's Saturday and you're either going fishing or doing yard work.
This is my house and you are going to follow my rules.
Why is every single damn light in the house on and close that door, I'm not paying to heat the whole neighborhood.
Hey Apollo, if my dad ever hits Europe watch out because he will in fact drive down the right side of the road flipping off anyone who honks at him.
Now turn off that damn TV and go outside.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rating_wrecker (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:42:32 EDT (#)
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Colorado ain't that bad, once you ignore the football thugs.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and dad, thanks for the SHITTY KNEES.
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Hahaha! Yes, Papa Kiba Dachi gave me shitty knees, too.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
55 in the left is a little slow, but at least you aren't in the fast lane on the right.
Silly americans.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that I'm turning into your father too. Figuratively speaking, that is.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I second B@W. This is better than, "What 'I Do' Really Means."
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing wrong with turning into your parents. Unless your parents suck. Then, learn from their mistakes.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ain't it funny how this happens?
It was earthshattering when I found out that my parents weren't the idiots I had thought they were all through high-school and most of college.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY BART!
I FOUND SOME B@W MATERIAL!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-10 10:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Awesome.
I'm going to send you a gmail invite.