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I don't want to be like you (447 hits)

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Rating: 0.07 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Cutiepie (View user info) at 2004-09-10 13:48:19 EDT


Do you remember when I was younger? How I used to sit there and watch you get ready for your dates, I would pick out your jewlery, tell you which dress to wear, and make sure your hair was just right. I wanted to be just like you.

You had everything. Your boyfriend was the best looking kid in highschool. I remember how much he adored you. I remember when he would come to the house and teach me how to play the guitar, he hlped me get my curveball just right.




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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-10 15:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oops...just read ratings, lets see the rest then soon

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-10 15:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oops meant to -2 this as is deserved

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-10 15:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What the crap is this? What the hell is this about, this seems infinished. Next time write the entire story.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-10 15:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is solid -2 material, but I can't help it, it made me laugh. Not the post, that is shaping up to be rather serious but the whole hitting tab by mistake thing is just funny.

poor poor cutiepie

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-09-10 14:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by icon (user info) at 2004-09-10 14:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hope the rest of it is better than the first two sentences.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-10 14:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's funny this way. I'm sure I'm not the only one who associated "curve ball" with something sexual.

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-10 14:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm giving it a +1 because I did the same thing yesterday, and someone -1ed it. This should balance out the ratings for you...

Never hit tab when working with Ubersite!

Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-09-10 14:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ahahahahaha, that's funny.

I won't -2 you just yet. You may complete your post.

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-10 14:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

horrible.

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-09-10 13:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Finish it... I'd like to see where this goes.

Submitted by cutiepie (user info) at 2004-09-10 13:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oops. i wasnt even done!!! i hit tab and the whole thing just posted! sorry!


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