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I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? (1321 hits)

Category: Movies & TV

Rating: 1.67 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (View user info) at 2004-09-10 16:23:15 EDT

If you're bored this weekend I highly recommend seeing this film. Either you'll get or you won't ... and if you do get it it will be one of your new favorite films.

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Rex : At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? [points to Napoleon]

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Don : Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

Napoleon Dynamite : I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Don : Did you shoot any?

Napoleon Dynamite : Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

Don : What kind of gun did you use?

Napoleon Dynamite : A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

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Napoleon Dynamite : Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...

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Uncle Rico : How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind

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Napoleon Dynamite : Who are you gonna ask to the dance?

Pedro : That girl right there.

Napoleon Dynamite : Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?

Pedro : Build her a cake or something.

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Napoleon Dynamite : [drinks glass of milk] The defect in this one is bleach.

FFA Judge No. 1 : That's right.

Napoleon Dynamite : Yessssssssss.

Napoleon Dynamite : [drinks second glass of milk] This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.

FFA Judge No. 2 : Correct.

Napoleon Dynamite : Yessssssssss.

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User Reviews

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i caught you this delicious bass.

Submitted by hummer_please (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Pedro for president.

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

execellent movie