I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? (1433 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 0.81 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (View user info) at 2004-09-10 16:26:08 EDT
If you're bored this weekend I highly recommend seeing this film. Either you'll get or you won't ... and if you do get it it will be one of your new favorite films.
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Rex : At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? [points to Napoleon]
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Don : Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite : I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don : Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite : Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don : What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite : A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
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Napoleon Dynamite : Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...
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Uncle Rico : How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind
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Napoleon Dynamite : Who are you gonna ask to the dance?
Pedro : That girl right there.
Napoleon Dynamite : Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?
Pedro : Build her a cake or something.
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Napoleon Dynamite : [drinks glass of milk] The defect in this one is bleach.
FFA Judge No. 1 : That's right.
Napoleon Dynamite : Yessssssssss.
Napoleon Dynamite : [drinks second glass of milk] This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.
FFA Judge No. 2 : Correct.
Napoleon Dynamite : Yessssssssss.
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User Reviews
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-11 00:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Kid on bus: What are you gonna do today Napoleon?
Napoleon: Whatever I feel like! Gosh!
*****
Napoleon: Is grandma there?
Kip: No, she's out.
Napoleon: Uuhhhggg....................
Submitted by johnson (user info) at 2004-09-10 23:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, look I can exploit a quality movie so I can get a good score!
WELL NOT FROM ME, BUSTER!
The movie rocked and you are gay.
Submitted by Degreeless2 (user info) at 2004-09-10 22:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Somethin tells me that you need to take a shit.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-10 21:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so not going to watch that mormon movie, but watching the monkey have technical issues is sweet.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-10 19:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 from one monkey to another
Submitted by Legitch (user info) at 2004-09-10 18:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw this movie about a week ago. +2 for bringing back all the great lines to my memory.
Napoleon's "skit" ROCKED
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-10 18:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-09-10 18:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're weird, LSM. Not because of this post. This just reminded me :-)
Submitted by IronChef (user info) at 2004-09-10 18:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only time I laughed during the movie was when someone dressed in a spiderman costume came in and sat down. Im not sure if he was retarded or what. The movie was still OK I guess.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-10 17:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is the title of this movie?????
Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-09-10 17:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn it I need a reminder in about 8 months when this film might make it across the Atlantic to this country...if I'm lucky...
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Speaking of movie quotes and toilet paper, ever try and get
through a whole workday communicating only with movie quotes?
It can be done.
Toilet paper! Damn it!
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The official website is really cool - http://www2.foxsearchlight.com/napoleondynamite/
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren1 -
I went and saw this movie with my wife's friend and she loved it. You should really go see it. And trust me you'll be quoting .... and buying toilet paper.
Submitted by INDONINJA <liam-----.at.yo.mamma.com> at 2004-09-10 16:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have such a bug up my ass about this movie, it is def in the top 10 list of why I need to get out of third world countries.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why is it that men have the memory skills to hold on to a movie quote for life after seeing it once, but can't remember to bring home toilet paper when reminded 85 times?
Don't answer that, I already know.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Luso (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:34:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
I've heard from a lot of people that this movie was funny, but I've heard that sucked, too.
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I bet everyone one those people who didn't like it can still quote half the movie. You come out the theatre like "what the hell did I just watch" and after you think about you can quote the whole damn thing.
Submitted by Luso (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've heard from a lot of people that this movie was funny, but I've heard that sucked, too.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A friend told me about the hunting in Alaska scene. He did a good job of showing me how pissed off Napoleon was getting, like he'd actually done it.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going a second time this weekend. And don't forget that there's a scene after the credits.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pedro : Build her a cake or something.
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That is hysterical.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care, It was funny, i already wanted to see it and now you just made me want to even more.
Submitted by hummer_please (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pedro for president.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard this movie was ridiculously and stupendously funny. Can't wait to get a chance to view it.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
first time i've ever had trouble uploading an image .... oh, well.