Episode Three: My Sexual Deviant Cousin (20527 hits)
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Submitted by <sparky19852.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-10 16:30:45 EDT
WARNING: The following is the report of a clinical sociopath.
Clinical sociopaths suffer from the following symptoms: a glibness and superficial charm, a grandiose sense of self-worth, pathological lying, conning and manipulative behavior, a lack of remorse or guilt, a lack of empathy, failure to accept responsibility for their own actions, a constant need for stimulation (usually leading to drug abuse), a parasitic lifestyle, poor behavioral controls, a lack of realistic long-term goals, impulsivity, promiscuous sexual behavior, and a complete lack of consideration for the safety for themselves or others.
Before you read this account, you may want to read Episode One at http://www.ubersite.com/m/44546 to be introduced to this sick man's personality.
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Actually, this story might need a second warning, because it's actually a little sentimental, but it's the only sentimental story that I have.
When I think of my early childhood, many different images come to mind.
There was the time that I dressed up like an Indian, ran around this old bitch's yard, killing her cats with a mallet. Then I hung them up by tiny nooses of string on a tree, to greet the old bag when she came home. She died like a year later and I like to think that I helped contribute to her death.
There was the time that I broke into a Synagogue with my friends and I took a dump on a copy of their Jewish Bible (I forget the name of it now).
There was the first time I got drunk at my sister's wedding when I was nine. I stole a bottle of champagne from my great-grandfather's table, got drunk in the bathroom, got tipsy, and ran under a table, looking up the Bridesmaids' skirts (I'm pretty sure one of them wasn't wearing panties).
There was the time that my buds and I pelted a sleeping bum with a carton of eggs, yelling, "Be thankful we're giving you food." I think part of him actually was.
There was the time that I told this nerdy black kid that I'd wheel him around town in a shopping carriage and it'd be fun, and then sent him flying down this steep hill on the edge of town. He broke his arm and his mom threatened to sue our family, but nothing ever happened.
Yes, there were lots of good times during my childhood and I am thankful for all of them. But, when I think back on being a kid as a whole, I cannot dispute that my very best memories involve my cousin Emily.
The first time that I met Emily was in the summer of 1993. I was about eight at the time, so she would've been six. Anyway, my aunt and uncle had invited us to their lake house in Maine. I live in Ohio, so I was glad to go to someplace that was so far away. I had only met my uncle once before. He visited my dad for one weekend when I was little, so this was the first time that I would meet his wife and daughter.
When we arrived at the lake house, I got to meet my cousin. I remember that my first thought of her was that she was pretty. She had blonde hair that shined and blue eyes that sparkled. She had a pink dress and I think white sandals on. I can still see her standing there, looking at me for the first time with that bit of curiosity in her eyes. I was a little shy at first, so I think we only waved when we were introduced. Anyway, we had dinner that night and went to bed. The next morning we went to some kind of amusement park or something. It wasn't until the day after that that Emily and I got to play together.
I remember that we were walking around outside on a thin patch of grass where the woods met with the beach. I don't know what we had been talking about, but suddenly, out of nowhere, she said, "Do you want to play truth or dare?"
At this point, even though I was eight, I'm sure my first thought was, "I'm gonna score!" You see, I had lost my virginity when I was a little kid and I had actually had sex several times by the time I this age. From the moment I saw Emily I wanted to bang her and it now seemed like I was going to.
So, needless to say, I said yes.
"Truth or dare?" she said.
"Truth," I replied.
"Do you want to kiss me?" she asked.
"Yes," I answered. And then, without skipping a beat, "Truth or dare?"
"Dare," she replied.
"Kiss me." Now, I know this kind of rings of sappiness, but this is honestly verbatim what happened.
We started kissing. I began rubbing her and feeling her all over. She just giggled the whole time as I touched every part of her body. Then, "Sam! Emily! Time to come inside." It was her mom. I had missed my chance to score. My mom, dad, sister, and me went home the next day.
I didn't see Emily until she came to visit us for my sister's wedding (mentioned above) the next year. We didn't talk about what happened before. She was the flower girl and I was the ring bearer. Nothing sexually explicit happened this time and it was for this reason that I probably stole that bottle of champagne.
Anyway, I wouldn't get to see Emily after that until I was eleven and she was nine. My mom, dad, and I once again visited her and her parents at the lake house.
So, one of the days of the trip, when we were home alone for some reason, I saw Twister on the shelf. I asked her if she wanted to play it and she said yes.
"You know what's really fun?" I said. "Playing it with no clothes on. It makes it funnier."
"Okay," she smirked.
We both got undressed and started playing. I don't really want to go into specifics, because I think technically that might be child pornography or something. But we ended up in a sort of a 69 position. Simply put, we had really hot sex on the couch in the basement of the lake house for about a half an hour. I am pretty sure that was her fist time ever doing it—I don't know what number time it was for me, but she was the fourth person I'd ever done it with.
Anyway, we kept making out and boning every chance we got for the rest of the vacation. Every time since, whenever we've seen each other, we've fucked. It's kind of bizarre too. It's like we both have this unspoken certainty that whenever we see each other, we do it.
We did it in a bathroom at a Christmas party, we did it in a shed when I visited her real home one year, we did it once my parents' swimming pool when no one was looking, and once we even did it in a funeral home during my great-grandfather's wake. Over the years, she's really matured. She's so fuckin' hot now. Her tits are some of the firmest in the world. And it's funny. As we've grown up together, it's cool to see all the different phases she's gone through. She did a kind of "Barbie Girl" ultra-pink thing when she was 14, an Avril Levine thing when she was 16, and has now moved on to a kind of lax-Goth deal.
But, I do want to mention the last time we met, because even though I am a sociopath and have no emotions, I also am also a Romantic at heart.
Okay, so it's the 4th of July of this year and my aunt and uncle and Emily decide to visit. I'm 19 now and she is 17. After all the formalities and greetings are done, I say to Em, "Hey I was just leaving. I'm gonna hang out with my buds. You wanna come?" (please notice the double-entendre of the last sentence).
She said yes and I drove out to a park right near our house. While I was driving, we were talking and I noticed that she now has a tongue ring.
"Nice mouth jewelry," I said.
She smiled devilishly, quipping back, "Helps me give better head."
"Really," I replied.
"Care to test the theory?" she smirked.
"Sounds good to me," I said, unzipping my jeans.
She sucked my cock during the car ride and let me tell you, she really, really, REALLY gives fantastic head. Perhaps the best I've ever gotten.
Anyway, we did it in the park and I had her screaming when she came. I think we might have upset some campers, because I swear to God she was howling.
We actually did hang out with my friends that night. We just acted like cousins, because we agreed a few years ago that it is trashy and we promised never to tell anyone (you guys don't count). We toked a blunt, did a few lines of coke, and then went to go see the fireworks with our family.
Before she went home the next day, though, I did make sure to walk in on her dressing after she took a shower. She only had a t-shirt on when I walked in. She jumped at first, but when she saw it was me, just closed the door.
"Hey," I said.
"What?" she asked.
"Truth or dare?"
She smiled. She looked like such a sex kitten. "Ooh. I'll take dare."
"Kiss me," I said.
And we made out and had a quickie on the bed. She actually let me do her in the ass real quick (only the second time she ever let me do it to her), but a lot like the first time I never got to come in her ass because her parents called for her, saying for her to finish getting dressed because they were leaving.
The moral of the story is this: Emily is a huge part of who I am. I never really think about her until we see each other, but she was a big part of my life growing up. Again, I really didn't need any help sexually maturing, but I'd like to think that she did leave a huge imprint on my sex life. And, to tell you the truth, I think I'll always be boning her. I can't imagine either of us ever saying, "You know, we really need to cut this out." If we ever marry people, I can imagine us still cheating on our spouses just to do each other during the holiday season. So, I guess in a way, she's already my permanent partner. She'll always be there for me and even a sociopath like me can appreciate that truth for what it is.
END
For other episodes, please continually check Ubersite.
THE CHRONICLES SO FAR:
Episode 1 - "The Sociopath Movement" http://www.ubersite.com/m/44546
Episode 2 - "What is ACTUALLY a rape?" http://www.ubersite.com/m/44583
Episode 3 - "My Sexual Deviant Cousin" YOU'RE HERE!
User Reviews
Submitted by SunblockXcore (user info) at 2005-10-10 01:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your mom's a sexually deviant cousin....you got JUICED!
Submitted by Sanatarium (user info) at 2005-02-10 21:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great stuff, I love it
Submitted by BludKake (user info) at 2005-01-21 16:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because it's worth it.
Submitted by erbgor (user info) at 2005-01-12 19:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Almost made me sentimental here. I feel you two really have a special connection.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-01-02 16:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gotta hook up the +2
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-12-27 09:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry I didn't see this series earlier.
I am hooked.
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-12-11 13:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-14 10:58:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't blame you your cousin's a great lay
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-11-27 13:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ok, i actually read this one and rated it accordingly
absolutely horrible...the story, the writing...nothing was good.
stop.
Submitted by Hater at 2004-11-09 14:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How do they let a person like you out on the streets? You should be locked up for your sick behaviour! Your whole family should be locked up! God, you are such a PERVERTED little wanker. And guess what, buddy? That WAS rape when you raped that young girl. Ugh, you should have been killed the minute they found out you were a sociopath. The world would be a better place without you!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-11-07 14:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-09-22 08:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-14 10:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't blame you your cousin's a great lay
Submitted by ProbablyACircle <ProbablyACircle.at.Passthebowl.co> at 2004-09-14 03:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"...because even though I am a sociopath and have no emotions, I also am also a Romantic at heart."
I think I'm going to get an account just so my ratings count for you.
[Krista]
Submitted by Gee at 2004-09-12 16:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL, Your such a asshat!
Submitted by Wish_I_Were (user info) at 2004-09-12 02:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nummy
or something
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-11 15:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Um... shenanigans?
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-09-11 07:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ur interesting... but full of shit
keep it up...very amusing
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-09-10 19:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope, she's all mine, Johnson.
Submitted by johnson (user info) at 2004-09-10 19:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you have time to spare, this is a very, very, very twisted story. Two questions for you, buddy:
1) What the hell is the matter with your family?
2) Can I have your cousin's phone number?
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-09-10 17:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For the love of jesus.. one post a day.
Submitted by cutiepie (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that was supposed to be a -2.
Submitted by cutiepie (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eew!