if i was a garden gnome, i would... (666 hits)
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Submitted by snootymop (View user info) at 2004-09-10 16:35:34 EDT
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Submitted by chameleon (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
obviously deprived childhood.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I WERE (not was, WERE. Subjunctive, moron.) a garden gnome, I would...
...-2 you in the ass. Die.
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ban you for posting such shit
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-09-11 04:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I was a garden gnome I'd probably just stand there and get shat on by birds.
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-09-10 20:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fo' sho'
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-09-10 19:59:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
If I was a garden gnome I would stop posting on Ubersite.
I've never understood the post with no body. Dont get me wrong, I post as much shit as the next guy, but at least I try to piss people off with the poor quality of my posts. This isnt enough to bother anyone. You're a failure.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-09-10 19:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I was a garden gnome I would stop posting on Ubersite.
I've never understood the post with no body. Dont get me wrong, I post as much shit as the next guy, but at least I try to piss people off with the poor quality of my posts. This isnt enough to bother anyone. You're a failure.
Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-09-10 17:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...moon at all the night-time animals and have slug-slinging competitions with my other gnome-mates.
Submitted by cliznitch <clizzy.at.aol.com> at 2004-09-10 17:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
POOP
Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
laughed out loud at the profit and underpants comments
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The kiss of the sun for pardon
the song of the bird for mirth
one is nearer God's heart in a garden
than anywhere else on earth.
Oh yeah, and this bullshit posting is getting on my nerves.
If you have nothing to say, try reading something instead, your grammar might improve.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PROFIT!!!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-09-10 16:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STEAL UNDERPANTS!