Broadening my sexual horizons (SPF) (869 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.89 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jon <jont2005.at.comcast.net> (View user info) at 2004-09-10 18:48:47 EDT
As I sit on the couch next to you, visions of us dance through my head. Visions of you on the couch, on the bed, on the kitchen table, on our dog...
"Hey, umm...You know what would be fun right about now?" I said meekly.
"...Well, I have an idea" She said as she slowly caressed my leg, slowly moving her hands towards my hardening cock. The look on her face was pure ecstasy, with that look on her face I could not move.
"I had an idea, but yours just looks so much more enticing..." I said with a smug look on my face. I knew it; she wanted to fuck, all night long.
"Come here, my hot little piece of toast." She said as she walked to the bedroom.
"Be there in a second babe." I struggled to get my clothes off as quickly as possible, wearing only my boxers, my bulge obviously showing.
As I entered the room she slowly walked towards me, she kissed me, caressed my chest and grabbed my crotch.
"Ohhh babe, I didn't think you were like that."
"I'm just full of surprises." I had never heard that tone of voice, it was ecstasy filled, and lingered of mystery.
"Now close your eyes."
"Alright..." I said nervously, as soon as she heard me say that she giggled. My heart raced, "This better not be one of those psycho bitches into S&M" I thought to myself.
After I said that she threw me on the bed, me landing wood side up. I felt her hands slide down my side, slowly removing my boxers. She started kissing my stomach and she slowly made her way down to my raging penis.
"Ohh my God! You work fucking magic with your lips" I said in pure ecstasy.
"Alright, now flip around, and watch yourself, I don't want a broken dick." She said, in an eerie tone.
I complied saying nothing, hoping that another suprise was in store.
"You know, you are the first guy to let me do this, thanks a lot" She said in a sincere and sweet tone.
"FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK! OH MY GOD!" I screamed as I ran out of the house, running buck naked into the cold abyss that was my front yard.
"YOU FUCKING PSYCHO BITCH! NOTHING COMES CLOSE TO MY ASS, AND NOTHING GOES IN IT!"
The physical scars have been gone quite a while, but the mental scars will never fade...
User Reviews
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-29 00:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2004-09-14 03:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You. Are. Such. A.
Geek.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-09-11 17:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the toast line.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2004-09-11 13:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
for my hot little piece of toast!
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-09-11 13:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To your dismay, this story is NOT true, I was just bored at work
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-11 04:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yowzas
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-11 04:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ecstasy
Used far too many times.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-09-11 03:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So, she was a tran?
WOO! You almost got ass-fucked by a transsexual!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-09-10 20:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now you know how girls feel
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-10 20:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 to begin with
+1 cause of the ass play
and
+1 again because you're my hot little peice of toast
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-10 20:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want a broken dick
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priceless
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-10 20:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, dont let people shove anything up there...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-10 19:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hot little piece of toast?
ahahaha
man, i just had a finger up my ass for a prostate exam and goddamn was it uncomfortable...
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-09-10 19:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was almost beautiful.
Submitted by finfan3 (user info) at 2004-09-10 19:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the traumatic experience, hombre... that freakin' sucks. You were worried about her being into S&M... HA!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-10 19:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm...bulge....
Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-09-10 19:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so was she a tran or was it a strp-on?
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-09-10 19:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Trannies suck.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-09-10 18:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Was it spikey?