Four Acres (474 hits)
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Submitted by ZeroSignal (View user info) at 2004-09-11 02:17:06 EDT
I was at home minding my own business one summer night when I received a phone call from my friend Josh. He said that we were going camping with my friends Sam and Laura, and that they were comming to get me right now. Hot chicks, camping in the woods, I agreed without thinking twice. We rushed to our destination and without any supplies except one blanket. We got to the woods and sat around for a while, before realizing how much that sucked. So a phone call was made to my friend Emily,who arrived at our campsite with my friend Matt, and the wonderful Mary Jane.
The six of us then got stoned out of our minds and carried out normal stoner activities. Laughing, boxing inches from the side of a cliff, and doing all kinds of stupid shit. I was anihilated and had a hot asian chick sitting on my lap talking about how she could feel my penis going in her ass, it looked like this was going to be the greatest night of my life. I would be wrong.
Emily had to leave, so Josh went with her because he knew how to get out of the woods. It was then that one of the girls said to me "Hey, start a fire". I did not think about how it was summer and it had been hot and dry for the past few weeks. Very dry, because we were in the middle of a drought. I also did not think about how we were in the middle of a ten foot square area of dry brush. I also did not think it was a bad idea, having usually played with fire while toking up in the woods.
I took out my lighter and built a small fire with the intention of putting it out before it got too big. It grew, and I said "Alright, thats big enough" and started to stamp it out. Except that it did not go out. Slowly it grew bigger and bigger and never did I think about simply grabbing the lone item we brought with us that could have easily extingushed the fire. I stood there, stoned out of my mind wondering what to do, when it hit me. "Anyone have to take a piss?" I said, and then Matt proceeded to unzip and piss on the growing blaze, to no avail. We tried more
stomping, but it just kept growing.
Suddenly Josh returns and makes a mad dash for the blanket. The three of us battled the fire while the girls watched in shock and horror. By now, a good portion of the campsite was in flames, I had never seen a fire this big, or flames this high. We battled and battled until finally, the campsite was glowing with red embers. I was the only person laughing about what had just happened. I had just ruined what could have been the greatest night of my life. Everyone went home, and Josh and I returned to my friends house, black skin and stinking of smoke. "What the fuck
happened to you guys?" he said.
After we left, a fire had started and burned down a large portion of the woods. Whether it was from our embers or another group of stoners in the woods I'll never know. I did not believe this at first, but one day we toked up and took a tour of the woods, and the ground was black. Four acres of the ground was black. I am the supreme fuck-up.
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Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-09-14 11:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're an idiot.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-09-11 03:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Brown is the color of poo.
Submitted by SmokeyBear <SmokeyBear.at.burnthetrees.com> at 2004-09-11 02:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Starting forrest fires isn't cool!! Read this......bitch!
http://www.smokeybear.com/couldbe.asp