Welcome to this horse's anus (1044 hits)
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Submitted by snootymop (View user info) at 2004-09-11 13:05:57 EDT
Prepare your horse by inserting a latex-gloved lubricated finger in his anus. Lubricate with KY jelly, Vaseline (it's messier) or saliva (if you can spit accurately!). Be safe and stand beside his hip. He's likely to clamp his tail as an initial reaction and you want to train through this rather than have him learn the first time that the end of the thermometer may poke him in the underside of the tail. Use a glass or electronic rectal thermometer... mmm baby
Tie your horse, and gently insert the thermometer into his anus to a depth of about 2 inches. Hold in place, about two minutes. Remove the thermometer, and record your reading.
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Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-10 02:07:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by snootymop (user info) at 2004-09-12 11:57:15 EDT (#)
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ve are bar-be-quing, aren't ve not
Submitted by Danny Ryan <cunfoosed88.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-09-12 01:06:20 EDT (#)
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EMORY, ZE MELONS ARE ON FIRE!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-09-11 15:51:04 EDT (#)
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yes!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-11 14:45:52 EDT (#)
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Its a Fargate. No copyright infringments.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-11 13:44:28 EDT (#)
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+2 for a post off of Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-09-11 13:19:28 EDT (#)
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Rock.