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Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (View user info) at 2004-09-11 21:23:27 EDT
Can you hear me now?
Moo.
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Submitted by MarkTwang (user info) at 2004-09-17 20:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you just really suck and its ok to insert big picture into writings.... which make the word wrap non effective asswipe
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cow: Giving is better than receiving, moooo yeah.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
muahahahahahaaha
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Our milk now has 75% more protien.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Moo.
Just trying to get it on Most Recently Reviewed so the n00bs will jump in again.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-12 03:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Blue Collar Comedy:
Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if you play piggy back with a cow.
Bill Engvall: Is that a cow on your back? No, it's a boil and I'm going to the doctor to get it lanced, precious. Heeeeeeere's yer sign.
Larry the Cable Guy: Git R Done! That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
Ron White: I was thrown out of a bar with a cow on my back in New York City. Now when I say I was thrown out of a bar with a cow on my back, I don't mean that somebody asked me and the cow to leave, we walked to the door together and I said, "Bye, everybody. Me and the cow have to go." Six bouncers and an animal rights activists hurled me and the cow out of the bar like we were a frisbee and a......cow. Those big ole New York Bouncers, you know, the kind of bouncers that think bouncing is a cool job to have. The think bouncing is cool. They hang out with other bouncers and talk about bouncing. The go home at night and watch Roadhouse and fondle themselves.
For wearing a cow! I was wearing a cow and when I walked in the bouncer, real pissy, says, "Take off the cow!" And I'm like, what's the deal? He was like, "I'll tell you what the deal is; Gay people in this area wear cows, and we're trying to keep 'em out of our club."
"Oh, really? The only way we can tell down in Texas is if they don't have a cow on their back like you." And he got all pissed, but he walked away and about an hour later the cow and I had been drinking and I forgot. Have you ever forgot? It happened to me.
I put the cow back on and the guy comes over to me. Now, I'm between 6'1" and 6'6" depending on which convenience store I'm leaving. The cow weighs in at 1700 pounds. They guy comes over to me poking me in the chest with two fingers and says "You and da cow are outta here." I was like, "I don't think so, scooter." And I was wrong.
They hurled me and the cow out of the bar. And then they squared off against me and the cow in the parking lot and I backed down from the fight. I didn't know how many of them it was going to take to whip my and the cow's ass, but I knew how many they were gonna use. That's a handy piece of information to have right there.
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-09-12 03:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cow: I'd do you...
In the pooper...
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-12 02:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cow: I'm Rick James, Bitch.
Submitted by hahaha <hahahah.at.hahaha.com> at 2004-09-12 02:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Why the fuck am I smiling?! There's a cow on my back!"
"Mom, Dad, this is my new girlfriend, Betsy....the cow"
"Would you take the fucking picture already! My back is breaking!"
"Where am i, and whiy is there a cow on my back?"
DAMN I'M FUNNY
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-12 01:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Crest Whitening Strips have taken 14 years off my smile!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-12 01:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-12 01:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jews!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-09-12 00:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I am a man with a cow."
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-12 00:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, I know you like fat chicks, but Jesus Christ!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-12 00:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope that cow atleast bought you a drink first.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-09-12 00:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Table for two, non-smoking.... Do you have a booth open?
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-09-12 00:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
First he cums on my face, now he's trying to ass rape me? This fucker better taste as good as he says.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-12 00:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Class couple of '02 Wheeling, West Virginia High School."
Submitted by drudy (user info) at 2004-09-12 00:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh,dad, hey! Home early, huh? OK I know how this looks, but... ahh..... Thank you.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-12 00:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Just married"
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2004-09-11 23:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's some great captions here.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-11 23:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by person189398 (user info) at 2004-09-11 23:43:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
see your the negative person i'm talking about. you should commit suicide and do everyone else a favor
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Who, me?
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-09-11 23:46:53 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-11 21:29:26 (#)
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Prom Night, New Zealand 2001"
It's sheep not cows, cunt.
Submitted by person189398 (user info) at 2004-09-11 23:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
see your the negative person i'm talking about. you should commit suicide and do everyone else a favor
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-09-11 23:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damnit, that should be a pig. Then I could say, "This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'piggy-back ride.'"
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-11 23:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweetie, you need a breath mint or some gum.
Submitted by TripWire (user info) at 2004-09-11 23:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Taking the Humane Society to a whole new level!
Submitted by person189398 (user info) at 2004-09-11 23:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have many brain cells, you can always get them back
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-11 23:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"The things you have to do to win on Fear Factor...."
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's my first time.... and I'm loving it!!
Submitted by KieferSutherland (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I've finally found a way to be Hindu and wear my leather jacket!"
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubercon: India.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:15:42 EDT (#)
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the BEST UBERCON EVER!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:11:38 EDT (#)
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RAPE!
Submitted by Degreeless2 (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate goat cheese
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-09-11 21:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-11 21:29:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Prom Night, New Zealand 2001
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Hahahahaha
"Pollock Rickshaw"
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-11 21:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
polkeroo's got nothing on you
Submitted by melissa4 (user info) at 2004-09-11 21:45:17 EDT (#)
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It's ok. I was a bull in another life.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-09-11 21:37:31 EDT (#)
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Guess whats on my face?
Submitted by BiteMe.at.fuku.cum at 2004-09-11 21:37:05 EDT (#)
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Do we really have to shoot the cum shot over again? Somebody please wipe my nose off.
Submitted by Random Schmoe at 2004-09-11 21:35:47 EDT (#)
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Kristen Meets Fetish.
Which is which?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-11 21:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Prom Night, New Zealand 2001
Submitted by Falco at 2004-09-11 21:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I got some special milk for you, bitch"