Beer. (796 hits)
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Submitted by Melissa (View user info) at 2004-09-11 22:15:34 EDT
Oh glorious brew
I can't wait to sip you.
You fill my glass, so frosty and cold
You're nature's candy I'm told.
I don't have to go far, just downtown
To turn this frown upside down.
One dollar drafts are good to me
I'll drink until I can't see.
I'll be there soon, my frothy friend.
My first post is out of the way-THE END.
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-12 22:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<drools at the thought of a frosty cold one>
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-09-12 14:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
cool deal babe.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-12 07:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cause i'm drunk
Submitted by Duke_Prometheus_III (user info) at 2004-09-12 06:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Substandard poem and whats worse is how incredibly lecherous you lot are with your pathetic questions which essentially have only been asked because it's a 'new girl'. You'll never meet her, she could be 300lbs or a man but even if she isn't whats the point of showing yourself up for being a sexually frustrated idiot?
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-12 03:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:20:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
A poem about beer? There's no way I can't +2 this.
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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-12 01:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Never got most heated I see. Ah well.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-12 00:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah -
Another +2 because I think poetry rules, even if Degreeless can't handle it. Ubersite could use more poets.
I'll get around to posting some of mine one of these days.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-12 00:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for rocking out the beer poetry.
A good start, I'd say!
Submitted by person189398 (user info) at 2004-09-11 23:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
have another alkie!j/k
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care what the answer is, because it's going to happen no matter what.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone concur that this needs to be on most heated.
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I ended up naked after 30 beers......were brought inside. I'm also a nekkid attention whore."
the fuck? PICS!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
New users (a female no less) hailing the almighty beverage? Hell yeah.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ended up naked after 30 beers......were brought inside. I'm also a nekkid attention whore.
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
um, so, how many?
Submitted by KieferSutherland (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Girls who like beer=girls who's punaner I would stick it in. (
Submitted by melissa4 (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I ended up naked after 12 once. But that was only because I puked on myself and had to shower.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You won't get any looks, just respect. My name should be notorious in every place in the world that serves alcohol.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being a chick who likes beer.
(didn't notice earlier)
:)
Submitted by melissa4 (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be sure to yell out "This one's for SullyThePirate!". It'll be fun to see what looks I'll get.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right here. Drink 5 for me.
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"-2 because this is the third poem I've read on uber today"
wtf? are we not allowed to put poetry up here? thank god i havent posted mine then, or i would have to cry myself to sleep knowing halfwits would give me a negative rating.
so, how many beers it take to get you naked melissa?
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done.
Submitted by melissa4 (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who wants me to drink one for them? Or 9. I haven't been out for a while, I plan on drinking in abundance.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This thing needs to get on most heated.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Now lets do the nasty.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A poem about beer? There's no way I can't +2 this.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome. Just a reminder. DonkeyOnTheEdge= Gold.
I am an attention whore.
Submitted by Degreeless2 (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because this is the third poem I've read on uber today
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for reminding theres a cold one in my fridge.