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Submitted by degreeless <godandjesustakeitinthebutt.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-12 01:16:25 EDT


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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-12 09:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why the fuck does this have a positive rating.

I hope Bart banned you for your spamspree you worthless piece of shit.

Submitted by LUE (user info) at 2004-09-12 09:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Finally - a place where this is relevent!

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Submitted by LexLutherin (user info) at 2004-09-12 08:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

are there a lot of italian jews?

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-12 07:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why?

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-12 07:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-12 01:18:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

You best be about done with this series.
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Sorry degreeless... Bart's comment made me fall out of my chair with laughter.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-12 01:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You best be about done with this series.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-12 01:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

the mario brothers are italian, so they're catholic and wops

Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-12 01:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for being in Poetry.



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