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Submitted by tha_rusty_1 <tha_rusty_1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-12 01:40:23 EDT


http://www.ubersite.com/m/44558

After reading this humorous post by Sideburns i have come to realise i was too a vicitim of a weird childhood. Dave Chappelle once did a skit on a comedy special were he talked about children shows being WAY different when you watch them as an adult. Well now that i go back and think of it my kindergarden teacher was a little off.

I went to a small school in Michigan taht had the usual k-12 grades. The kindergarden teacher was easily a 60 year old woman with bright red curly hair, scary in itself. Whenver you would get upset or whenever something bad happened she could cheer you up. Your moans and tears would be all over when she put on that Miss Piggy hand puppet, and gave you that pimch/kiss on the bottom. I grew to love that kiss, because i was a little bit of a whiner.



Just dosnt seem right. Damn pedo's

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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-12 20:32:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by tha_rusty_1 (user info) at 2004-12-29 01:18:31 (#)
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how do we look like a turtle? and yes our lakes are the shit GO MICHIGAN WOOOO

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that is how michigan looks like a turtle.



Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-01-03 02:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

...!?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-03 02:38:55 EST (#)
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Shut up.

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-13 20:36:43 EDT (#)
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jackass

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-12 09:55:56 EDT (#)
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The next time someone decides to -2 me, they should be forced to read this happy horseshit...at gunpoint, if needed.

Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-12 06:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what are you on and where can I get some?

Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2004-09-12 04:54:28 EDT (#)
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hmmm yes
i feel largely unsatisfied by that low-calorie post

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-09-12 03:28:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-12 01:59:30 EDT (#)
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He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of
charging $6.95 for it.

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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-12 01:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is really lacking... well, anything.


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