So You'd Like to Choke? Be my Girlfriend! (1326 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 0.92 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Cassiopeia has a bellybutton! (View user info) at 2004-09-12 03:28:26 EDT
Just another mudane saturday night for me. I went out, chilled out with some buddies, then decided to leave because masturbation sounded alot more fun. So I came home, undressed in front of the mirror slowly, then began rubbing lotion all over my lavish breasts... oh it is time for me to have a little more fun... I lay down and begin rubbing and pinching my nipples, oh so hard, I can feel the blood beginning to pulse in my clit... then my hand moves down my stomach, and onto my clit... i begin doing figure eights on my clit while my other hand is soaked from my juices in my pussy... my hips and pelvis begin shaking and shivvering with no control... and then I get out my 8 inch vibrator, and begin to stick it in my a......
Okay. So maybe I didnt do any of that. But I got your attention!!
Now you can stop jerking off.
no really....
REMOVE YOUR HAND FROM YOUR PENIS!!!
So what really happend when I came home.... I plopped down by my computer, munched on some cardboard... or tortilla chips... i'm not quite sure what I was eating because they were so stale... anyways, I went on good ole amazon.com to shop for some new trance and house music. I happend to find DJ Irene, who is pretty damn badass... then I got a suggestion saying "Customers who bought albums by DJ Irene also bought: Shut the Fuck up and Dance~Richard "Humpty" Vission." Of course, I clicked on the link just to see what the asshole was all about...
So I started previewing some of his tracks, and then I saw an ad that just wasnt...right.... something was just... off......
Whoever made this is my new idol.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00004U2EW/ref=pd_art_ftr_1/103-6933398-4249430?v=glance&s=music
User Reviews
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-26 03:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-09-13 00:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yay! I made a hetro hoo hoo tingle!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-12 19:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. My hoo hoo tingles. In a completely hetero way, of course...
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-12 14:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That was a good way to get people's attention.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-09-12 13:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt- what IM service are you using?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-12 12:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That' not music. THIS is music.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44243
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-09-12 11:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
richard humpty vission is pretty damn cool.
i have his "damn that dj made my day" cd.
it ROCKS. most of the tracks last under a minute. totally wild.
personal favortie dance cds, though:
Mixed Live: Carl Cox (house/techno)
Mixed Live: Carl Cox Session 2 (same)
Mixed Live: Baby Anne (breakbeat)
Mixed Live: Ferry Corsten (trance)
Tiesto: Nyana
i LOVE the mixed live series... NOTHING like hearing the crowd freaking out in the background. :)
IM me, we'll talk dance.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-12 10:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You should of stuck with the twat diddle story, my dear.
And call me next time you're "in the mood".
Submitted by Nomad (user info) at 2004-09-12 09:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whew...
I just got off about 8 times reading that paragraph.
And I didn't even touch my penis once!!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-12 07:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-12 04:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Crap.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-12 03:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gah, nothing's funny when you're on sleeping medicine. Here's a 0 to sorta even it out in case I get it tomorrow.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-09-12 03:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed my ass off.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-09-12 03:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahhhhh.... in case anyone *cough cough BOOGIE cough cough hack* doesnt get it... refer to the TITLE of my post, not the STFU and die part? Thank you and have a nice day.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-09-12 03:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I will remove my hand from my penis when I choose to, thank you very much.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-09-12 03:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno buggie, i found it amusing.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-09-12 03:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry I didnt feel like finishing your wank fest!
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-12 03:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Useless