Episode Six: My Sister and Her Panties (57176 hits)
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Submitted by <sparky19852.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-12 14:26:36 EDT
Episode Six: My Sister and Her Panties
WARNING: The following is the report of a person clinically diagnosed as a sociopath.
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As you all know, I am a sexual deviant. I lost my virginity when I was about three, I have sex with my cousin and housewives on my street, and I am the only graduate of my high school (as far as I know) to ever successfully bang every single girl in their graduating class.
Anyway, knowing this, it should not come as a surprise to you that I have always been attracted to my sister. I can't help it. She has a pretty face that resembles my mom and these gorgeous legs and a grade-A ass.
My sister was born in 1976, nine years before me. So, when I started becoming really sexually curious at around 4, she was already 13. I remember that I used to go through her dirty underwear and sniff her dirty panties. I used to run into the bathroom and pull open the shower curtain when I was little, and I'd always see something good (she's got two hands and one ass + one vagina + two boobs...I was bound to see something). When I she would baby-sit me and have boyfriends over, I used to try to watch through the keyhole to see them having sex.
During this whole time, my sister always called me "Pervert" and almost never Sam. But, when I was 7 years old, I snuck into her room and found two things in the closet:
1. A dildo
2. A journal
Now, as interesting as the dildo was (for being something that was actually inside my sister's vagina, I also flipped through my sister's journal and came across "Pervert" written with a capital "P". I then read, and it was something like this:
"Today my brother, The Pervert, kept staring at my ass because I had these new short-shorts on. Even though he creeped me out, I gave him a good show today and made sure to bend over a lot. It kept making him blush, which made me laugh. What a little freak! Ha, ha, ha." (Or something to that effect)
Now, this one little entry may seem insignificant, but it wasn't. In this one instant, I new that at least part of my sister was willing to give it up for me. So, I knew what I had to do; blackmail.
My sister came home that night and I was waiting for her in her room.
"What do you want, Pervert?" she said, her black hair dangling in front of her eyes.
"I want to see you naked," I smirked.
"Mom!" she yelled. "You're such a fuckin—"
"I have your diary," I said. "And a rubber penis." (I didn't know it was called a "dildo" back then)
"What?" she said.
"I hid them somewhere," I am going to mail them to Kenny (her boyfriend) unless I can see you naked," I said.
"No way!" She screamed. She was really, violently angry. "How about I beat the crap out of you until you tell me where they are?
"Then I'll tell mom," I said. "And what are you going to tell her? It would just be easier for you to let me see you naked once. I've seen you in the shower and getting dressed before. All I want is one good look. Then I'll never run in on you and never steal your panties again. All I want is to see you naked and I'll leave you alone forever," I bargained. Now, I don't know if it came out so clearly, because I was only 7, but I do remember stating my terms clearly. You see, for years now I had constantly been bothering my sister.
So, with no options, my 16-year-old sister started to wearily pull her shirt off.
"Dance," I said.
"Fuck no!" she hollered.
"That's the deal!" I screamed back.
So, she danced, the whole time with an angry look on her face. When she finally pulled down her purple panties, a tear rolled down her cheek. This was humiliating for her. But for me, it was exhilarating. There she was, finally naked and standing there for me to see. I had never seen supple teenage breasts before and hers were magnificent. And her pussy was strange. I had seen little girls' vaginas with no hair and an old lay's vagina with lots of hair, but never shaved and trimmed so neatly as my sister's pubic hair. It was so strange and so beautiful. I know that it's incestuous and all, but my God she looked like a young Liv Tyler.
I gave my sister her stuff back and didn't hold true to my promise. Before she got married to this jerk two years later, I tried desperately to find the journal and dildo again to blackmail her into having sex with me, but, alas, I was unable to find them.
So, needless to say, I never really did see my sister naked again (although I swear to God I heard her using a vibrator late one night). Since she moved out, she's had kids and has gotten a little chubby. It's hard for me to even think of her all that sexually anymore. But, I will always remember that fateful night when I was 7 and my dreams came true when my sister's panties finally came off.
THE CHRONICLES SO FAR:
Episode 1 - "The Sociopath Movement" (9-9-04) http://www.ubersite.com/m/44546
Episode 2 - "What is ACTUALLY a rape?" (9-10-04) http://www.ubersite.com/m/44583
Episode 3 - "My Sexual Deviant Cousin" (9-10-04) http://www.ubersite.com/m/44640
Episode 4 - "First Fight at College" (9-10-04) http://www.ubersite.com/m/44668
Episode 5 - "My First Sexual Experiences" (9-11-04) http://www.ubersite.com/m/44693
Episode 6 - "My Sister and Her Panties" (9-12-04) YOU'RE HERE!
Episode 7 - "Grave-Robbing" Tomorrow on Ubersite
User Reviews
Submitted by erbgor (user info) at 2005-01-12 19:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey that's the best one yet. I felt this shit.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-12-27 09:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry I didn't see this series earlier.
I am hooked.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-12-08 20:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tight shit.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-11-07 16:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-02 17:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-14 11:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"am the only graduate of my high school (as far as I know) to ever successfully bang every single girl in their graduating class."
Even the fat ones?
Even the nerdy ones?
Even the retarded ones?
Midgets?
Parapalegics?
How many were in your graduating class
I can belive that your a sociopath, but not that much of a stud. That is unless you live in bumfuck kansas
But I must say that your writing is good, and entertaining. So keep it up
Submitted by ProbablyACircle <ProbablyACircle.at.Passthebowl.co> at 2004-09-14 03:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude. I'm starting a fan club. I'm not sure why sick minds amuse me so, but they do.
<3User#12043
[Krista]
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-13 09:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kicker of all ass. Read the whole series :P
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2004-09-12 23:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa
this is the first one i read, so i went back and read the rest
thats some history you got there
well written, also
Submitted by chaos-effect (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are fucked up.
Good job.
Submitted by monkey at 2004-09-12 18:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:59:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are one sick fuck.
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He's a sociopath actually :P
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are one sick fuck.
Submitted by monkey at 2004-09-12 17:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha...
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Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:21:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
What, the, FUCK?
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:07:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:20:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
You fuckin' psycho.
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I notice you all +2'd him though.
Well written.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What, the, FUCK?
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You fuckin' psycho.