Rid the world of Jews? (774 hits)
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Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (View user info) at 2004-09-12 14:29:57 EDT
Lots of anti-Semitism at this site!
I actually have no problem with Jews - although most in my life do. Yet, I am the only one that has the solution to this problem.
You don't like the Jews? Love them. I'm serious. They thrive on all the hatred they receive - they're built on it.
Love the Jews, and they will dissipate.
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-13 06:59:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:01:44 (#)
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1) Preheat oven to 425 degrees
2) Put head in oven
3) Repeatedly slam oven door on head until well done
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This is the second time Bart made me laugh this month.
Submitted by Degreeless3 (user info) at 2004-09-12 18:11:38 EDT (#)
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Deserves a 0 because your heart's in the right place. +2 because Koolmang
I know they feed off of hate, but a well-placed bullet will suffice for love, no? Much easier, too. And funner.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:52:42 EDT (#)
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a pathetic piece to get attention.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:49:59 EDT (#)
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That's right, love me, bitches!
And you, Schwarzes_Glas, are invited to love my circumcised Jewish cock ... with your mouth.
Shenangians. You're trying to draw heat, aren't you?
You're a fucking failure; you're not even good at drawing proper heat. Ha!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:22:33 EDT (#)
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The reason they cut off their children's penis hoods, is so that their children don't have to clean their dicks every morning in the shower when they reach puberty.
I am not circumcized, and I don't mind proving myself with Macho-Man cleanings (rival of Well-Woman exams). Also, let's consider this:
A Jew and an atheist are chained to a wall in a dungeon, naked, and a sadistic general comes in.
"I will pick who to release, and who to execute, based on who feels the most pain when I brush the blade of a knife against your dick-heads."
He scrapes the horizontal part of the blade down the head of the atheist, and because it's just minor scraping, he doesn't feel a thing because he has his thick foreskin to protect against the physical elements.
He then scrapes the blade against the head of the Jew dick, and the Jew whimpers in pain.
"VERDICT REACHED!"
The Jew is hauled off to be shot.
The penis of the atheist lifts up, bats its eye, and with its foreskin, speaks:
"Buy your parents a nice retirement mansion for not cutting you!"
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:19:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:16:52 (#)
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My name is John Kerry, and I approve this message.
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hahahahaahahaahaha
*weez*
hahahahahaahahahaah
Actually sounds like Pat Buchanan, but I didn't think of it first.
+2 because KoolMang turned this post into something worth reading.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:16:52 EDT (#)
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My name is John Kerry, and I approve this message.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:16:48 EDT (#)
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um, or was that something else?
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:16:25 EDT (#)
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eh, I dont get why they chop off their weiners for...
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:13:58 EDT (#)
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Ha, this made me laugh...Although you really shouldn't hate anyone, even me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:12:45 EDT (#)
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Why don't you suck on my half-Jewish cock, you fucking dipshit.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:08:03 EDT (#)
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Love the Jews? Thats the worst idea I've ever hear di my life. What we need is genocide.
Love the jews. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. What's next, love the niggers? retard.
-2 for not having a problem with the jews.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:06:50 EDT (#)
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I'm sure it's general, but obviously I'm referring to the serious side.
About half the posts on this site are meant to be funny - not all of them.
I said "I'm serious" to alleviate any ironic translation.
Maybe your name should be "Dumb,PatheticCapitalistFuck."
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:01:44 EDT (#)
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1) Preheat oven to 425 degrees
2) Put head in oven
3) Repeatedly slam oven door on head until well done
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-12 14:47:27 EDT (#)
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anti-semitism on this site is generally humor which this post is devoid of
Irony is not a vitamin supplement.
Submitted by iIIinformed (user info) at 2004-09-12 14:41:39 EDT (#)
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go eat out at dennys piss head lol lord of the rings
Submitted by DUMFART (user info) at 2004-09-12 14:36:17 EDT (#)
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Too many DUMFARTs on this site, too many DUMFARTs on this site.
You'se a DUMFART.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-12 14:30:53 EDT (#)
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Oh you have got to be kidding me.