Uber Beauty Contest 2004 - Womenz Division RESULTS (3261 hits)
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Submitted by Johnson <rickcane7479.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-12 16:25:23 EDT
Ladies and Gentlemen, here are the results of the Uber Beauty Contest.
25+ people can't be wrong...ASHLEE IS UGLY!
RESULTS ON QUEEN ASHLEE:
"White Trash Queen Asshlee is a dog, although I have described her more than once as an arrogant, pompous pig, with a HUGE inferiority complex (Hence, her repeated use of the ol' catchall, 'I'm better than you'), when in reality, I can't see her being better than ANYbody."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-11 11:33:30
"Ashlee, I have news for you. We all hate you, because you are really, really ugly. Really. It's not that you have a personality, but in this beauty contest, you look worse than the cigarette girl. Even worse than the guy. When Kristen said you look like Orson the pig, that was a compliment. You are hideous. Please put a bag over your head. Children probably fear you. It's kind of like that 'Twilight Zone' episode with the people with the melted faces. That's what you look like. Maybe even that's a compliment. You're a very ugly girl. Please don't try to pose anymore. Hide if someone has a camera. They're probably hoping to sell your picture to National Geographic anyway. I'm going to vomit now. I am vomitting because I looked at your picture for too long. The vomit in the toilet will look better than your face. Get it? Got it? Good."
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-09-10 23:09:13
(Upon seeing Ashlee's picture) "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm blind!"
Submitted by sliver (user info) at 2004-07-15 13:06:36
"That is one fucked up face."
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-07-15 13:43:23
"Where are the 'after' shots?"
Submitted by BlackAmbulance (user info) at 2004-07-15 13:59:54
"You look like a ugly girl pretending to be attractive. Go and get cancer."
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-07-19 03:52:04
"QA should go back to the farm cause she's a pig."
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-09-12 13:22:22
"Obviously plus size modeling. I bet you're one of those outrageous fat chicks that wears tight clothing and belly shirts too. Confidence can be a bad thing."
Submitted by blingshizzle (user info) at 2004-08-08 10:46:13
"Ashlee looks like that pig Orson from Garfield and Friends."
Submitted by Kristen. (user info) at 2004-09-10 21:13:18
"[Ashlee looks like] Orson."
Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2004-09-11 14:36:52
"[Ashlee looks like] Orson. Anyone for BBQ ribs?"
Submitted by loveyuhlongtime at 2004-09-11 14:49:17
"[Ashlee looks like] Orson with a melted face."
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-09-11 20:45:57
"I think Ashlee is butt ugly."
Submitted by wouldnt you love to know at 2004-09-08 19:17:05
"She looks like a retard's turd that floated back up the toilet bowl."
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-09-11 11:55:15
"Ashlee is a dog and anyone who disagrees is either blind or being nice. No matter how big her tits are and how slutty she looks...Ashlee's face is hideous. Who made her a queen anyway?"
Submitted by johnson (user info) at 2004-09-10 23:36:55
"Ashlee isn't hot."
Submitted by sparky at 2004-09-11 18:25:17
"Pig face."
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-31 14:26:46
"What a hambeest."
Submitted by tomato-soup (user info) at 2004-08-09 19:39:14
"I wouldn't touch [them] with a 10 foot barge pole." (Referencing Ashlee and some other girls)
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-09-11 13:26:57
"I've got to say that Ashlee is NOT very hot at all."
Submitted by monkey at 2004-09-11 13:18:08
"[Ashlee has a] Melted Face."
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-09-11 14:59:49
"If you think she looks bad, wait until you get a load of her 'personality', or lack thereof."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-11 12:43:51
"[Ashlee looks like] 'Chucky' from Childs Play."
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-11 15:04:06
"She's no supermodel."
Submitted by melissa4 (user info) at 2004-09-11 18:34:43
"[When considering what Ashlee looks like] I'm going to have to go with the pig."
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-11 20:44:51
"[Ashlee looks like] the pig for sure."
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:43:52
"[Ashlee has a] butter face."
Submitted by ferrisbeuller (user info) at 2004-07-15 12:59:19
"They're gonna have to do a LOT of retouching, huh?"
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-07-15 13:45:56
"You're still as ugly [as when I left you]."
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2004-08-06 22:41:22
And finally...
"Just leave the poor girl alone. She already hates herself enough as it is without you guys pointing it out. She will die alone and bitter after a life lived in the absence of any real love or companionship, because she is incapable of allowing herself to be vulnerable to anything."
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-11 13:59:31
User Reviews
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-09 20:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-12 22:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot believe that arrogant heffer actually took the time, as a "rebuttal", to post all the positive comments about her that she could find.
BUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That is probably the most humorous thing that pompous fatass has ever posted.
What a LOOOOOser.
bauahahahahahaaaaaaaa...
Asshlee...you're too much.
When are you and the hubby gonna expand to the doublewide?
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Yep. Look at the RECENT reviews on The Queen by Shlongy. Fucking tune changer. . .
Submitted by caberetgirl (user info) at 2004-09-28 14:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
from what ive sin i'm leik the prettiest lady up in hear. I knock the girls above in to fits. lol
guys, mail me for more pictures. lol
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-16 00:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i mean coley
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-16 00:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
now if you wanna see an ugly bitch look at colley
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-15 01:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-12 22:19:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry PCF. I'm pregnant and moody, and honestly tired of getting shit just because I speak my mind.
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Don't blame you for that. I recommend the "Enjoy criticizing me because revenge will be swift, surprising, and sweet" attitude.
In other news....
I continue to wonder about the masculinity of someone who's interest in women includes as a positive "modesty." The only men I know who value modesty are either Amish or Priests. And I know NO MAN who criticizes a woman for "overt sluttiness" unless they're gay (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Gay).
So the author (didn't pay attention) is a Gay Priest.
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-09-15 00:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is sick and demeaning. it is just plain wrong. kristen's smile is contrived as her face is slap-dabbed in make-up, though she is attractive. although queen ashlee isn't royalty by any standard, she isn't dressing sluttily, yet she does remain a bitch.. without question. needless to say, i would still like to fuck them both even if ashlee is pregnant and kristen is on her rag.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-14 16:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<b> you sad, sad fuckers!<b>
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-14 12:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was pretty fucked up...
But I laughed my ass off! Have a +2!
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For synchronizing with me.
Submitted by MM_LP_Track3 (user info) at 2004-09-14 12:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was pretty fucked up...
But I laughed my ass off! Have a +2!
Remember people, pictures don't mean shit. I'm sure we all have hot friends that aren't very photogenic, and vice versa.
Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2004-09-14 10:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She isn't fat. This post is childish.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-09-14 09:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
last time i seen a head like ashlee's it was on a mug of beer. But seriously, can't we all just get along?
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-09-14 09:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for anything reminding me of 'Garfield and Friends'
They should have used that voice for Garfield. It might have made the movie watchable
Submitted by cyst_master (user info) at 2004-09-13 18:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, give more pictures of naked chicks. I like masturbating, like so http://www.ubersite.com/m/44541
Submitted by cyst_master (user info) at 2004-09-13 18:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd love to see my sticky semen swimming all over Kristen's face as she blows bubbles with it because it's so thick and gooey. Then she rubs it all over her tits and starts to finger herself. Her shaved vagina is smooth and the semen easily slides down her stomach and into her vag as she spreads it open with two fingers. Then a baby pops out and starts jerking it on his mommy. Then I say, "Good job son. Now save some for me."
Submitted by mooner (user info) at 2004-09-13 18:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kristen wins.
Kristen is hot.
But I would have a threesome with them both, that is when my rash goes away. I hope its soon.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-13 18:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:21:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid, harsh, and unnecessary.
Nothing good can come from these "beauty pagents" except to stroke a few superficial egos. Shit like this is the by-product. I hope that you're all happy.
That's a great point, but I also don't give a damn.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-13 17:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It is disgusting to call pregnant person fat.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-13 17:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sure, Ashlee can be a bit brusque, but noone deserves this. This is just shallow. To be a site supposedly focused on the talents of people, we sure focus an awful lot on their appearance.
No more hate posts, please.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-13 16:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have news for you: You're an asshole
Eh, I'm sure that's old news to you. Oh well.
Submitted by polly (user info) at 2004-09-13 16:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
aww how sad.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-09-13 15:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:21:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid, harsh, and unnecessary.
Nothing good can come from these "beauty pagents" except to stroke a few superficial egos. Shit like this is the by-product. I hope that you're all happy.
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I love this guy ^^^
Personally I'd like to see all the pictures of both Ashlee and Kristen on this site replaced with animated gifs of Lieutenant Columbo bent double as he furiously masterbates into my open mouth.
But I guess that's just me.
Submitted by Harry Reynolds at 2004-09-13 15:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The catagories of people defending Queen Ashlee:
1) Queen Ashlee
2) People with no sense of humor
3) Queen Ashlee's fat rolls
4) People who think that someone with cancer is entitled to be a bitch
5) Queen Ashlee's melted face
6) Other fat chicks
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2004-09-13 13:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-2 for making an unusually cruel post
+1 all things aside, some of those comments were funny
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-09-13 11:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought she was nice, never done anything to upset me, and come on, do you guys really think she's hideous? some guys simply HATE women in general.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-09-13 11:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She invited me to a Gmail account.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-13 10:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-13 06:46:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
pwned. Keep in mind that glamor shots make people look 2x as hot as they actually are. So you can sort of imagine what a webcam shot of her would look like.
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You're... you're joking, right? I can say this because I work there (actually, I'm not sure if I can or not. I had to sign some kind of letter saying I wouldn't say mean things about the company or something. But I'm going to anyway.), Glamour Shots is nothing but a bunch of twentysomethings with, guess what, a webcam. Hell, I don't even WEAR makeup, and they hired me as a makeup artist. I did one makeover on the other girl that was training with me and was released onto the public. Add to that the fact that most everyone here says that the webcam pictures I HAVE posted look better than my Glamour Shots, and it looks like you, my dear, are the one who is "pwned."
There. That's the last time I'm replying on this thread. I just can't stand to see such blatant untruths.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow, harsh.
Submitted by Ancius (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+25 people can't be wrong.
er, yes they can.
you suck the sweat off the balls of an elephant.
and Ashlee is pretty fine to mine eye.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid, harsh, and unnecessary.
Nothing good can come from these "beauty pagents" except to stroke a few superficial egos. Shit like this is the by-product. I hope that you're all happy.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too true, too true.
Submitted by iIIinformed (user info) at 2004-09-13 07:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahaha shows you not to camwhore you fucking bitch lol!!!11 kristen i'd tap any day of teh week lol perhaps i think about teh kristen too much, perhaps i am obsesessd or have a 'fetish' if you will... lol sum ppl typ liek this on porpoise so u dnt knw wu dey r lol
asslee is teh fuckn bitch so is teh mysta slol
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-13 06:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pwned. Keep in mind that glamor shots make people look 2x as hot as they actually are. So you can sort of imagine what a webcam shot of her would look like.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-13 06:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
now that is a hate post.
Submitted by URFuckingRude at 2004-09-13 05:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit. Unless you have the looks of a supermodel, who the hell are you to diss somebody so harshley? And I do look like a supermodel and I wouldn't say this shit to someone (well, to their face). In my opinion Kristen is pretty average looking herself. Jesus, poor Q. Ashlee.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-09-13 04:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and yet another Uber female gets debased cruelly by a big bad internet loser taking out his sexual frustrations on cyber women because in real life he is most likely a flaming scuzzball that has to pay for sex.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-13 04:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey, kid, what's with all the hostility? why don't you post your picture and we'll see what a stunning beauty you are.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-09-13 04:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's just unnecessarily mean... and so uncalled for.
Did nobody learn how to share and be nice while in kindergarten?!
Submitted by MatrixBreaker (user info) at 2004-09-13 03:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was very mean stuff. Seems ur too free manz. tis a definite -2
Mess wid e best die like e rest
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-09-13 02:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This was so cruel. Failed for the most part, but still really cruel. For the record I think Ashlee is pretty average looking.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-09-13 02:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why what a terrible waste of a life.
Submitted by Tuxebux (user info) at 2004-09-13 02:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man, that was harsh.
I'd cry. in a van. down by the river.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-09-13 02:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, I didn't know how to rate this.
Personally, I don't find her attractive. But that's just me. I don't know of her personality either, but I don't think any one deserves this kind of shit. She has cancer, and as ugly as you think she may be, try to have some fucking class and cut her some damn slack. Put yourself in her shoes for crissakes.
On the other hand, she has no one to blame but herself for posting the picture. I'm sure she didn't count on a slew of assholes belittling the shit out of her, but that's the risk one takes when posting such information on a public website, let alone a website abundant with critical jack-arounds.
The bottom line is you should have just kept all this crap to your damn self.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-09-13 01:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck that, shes a bitch. Keep it coming.
Submitted by sparky at 2004-09-13 00:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:49:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
I notice nobody ever has a problem with me until I say something they don't like.
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That's generally how it works.
The []'s did it for me too.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-09-13 00:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I doubt you could land anyone, much less Ashlee.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-13 00:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1) Needlessly cruel.
2) Not accurate.
3) Not funny.
Just three of the fifty reasons I'm giving this a -2.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-12 23:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristen does have very nice cheek bones.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-12 23:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Posts like these are really just not productive. Plus, Ashlee is much more my type than Kristen. I don't know where you get the ugly thing from.
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-09-12 23:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for throwin my cut in
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-09-12 23:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not cool
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-12 23:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm absolutly not taking any sides in this vendetta. But this was done better than most hate posts.
Submitted by LUE (user info) at 2004-09-12 22:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH NOES!!! It's a LUESHI team come to sweep up your SHITTY ATTEMPT AT A HATE POST!!!
Tally ho, boys!
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-12 22:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
..."speaks her mind..."???
WHAT mind?
Anyone can be an arrogant windbag...that's supposed to make that ignorant bitch speccial?
Uhhhhh, I don't think so, Osbourne.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-12 22:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot believe that arrogant heffer actually took the time, as a "rebuttal", to post all the positive comments about her that she could find.
BUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That is probably the most humorous thing that pompous fatass has ever posted.
What a LOOOOOser.
bauahahahahahaaaaaaaa...
Asshlee...you're too much.
When are you and the hubby gonna expand to the doublewide?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-09-12 22:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just another pussy in the long line of pussies on this site that couldnt handle a timid woman much less a woman that speaks her mind.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-12 22:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry PCF. I'm pregnant and moody, and honestly tired of getting shit just because I speak my mind.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-12 22:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:49:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not about being unable to defend myself. I don't know why the attitude that's never bothered anyone in the past suddenly has me classified as a "bitch." Oh wait. Maybe it's because you're all immature pussies who can't handle a little criticism... I notice nobody ever has a problem with me until I say something they don't like. Fags.
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Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:50:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
The Queen is far from ugly. Hopefully she won't stoop to answering this shite post.
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Dammit. <Sigh>
Mebbe you guys are right about her.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-12 22:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not particularly fond of Ashlee, but this is taking it a little far.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-12 22:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:53:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:29:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
By my count, that's about 45, and that's just from a few posts. What were you saying again?
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pwned!!!
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No..no..no..no.....no. If you read the reviews, you'll find that she got SERVED!
Ashlee, don't listen to some of the idiots below. I'd do you...
in the pooper....
with fetish's wang.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's mean.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:29:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
By my count, that's about 45, and that's just from a few posts. What were you saying again?
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pwned!!!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not about being unable to defend myself. I don't know why the attitude that's never bothered anyone in the past suddenly has me classified as a "bitch." Oh wait. Maybe it's because you're all immature pussies who can't handle a little criticism... I notice nobody ever has a problem with me until I say something they don't like. Fags.
Submitted by Spiral (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe people are insulting others physical appearances.
Submitted by hohum (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the good hate post
+1 for the funny reviews
but
-1 for displaying her nasty looks and not her nasty personality
Even so...
Google-Whacker: * The debate is stupid because the girl is quite obviously an oinker.
HAHAHAHahahah halarious!
Now if I thought Ashlee was a nice girl, I wouldn't be laughing. But just so all yous guys know, I don't hate her cause she's unattractive, I hate her cause she's a bitch.
UH OH GUYS! Watch out! Because we don't like Ashlee, she's going to go and display our user info for all to see! My 10000+ user ID will be exposed in front of everyone! I don't have a low user ID, and that counts on uber AND in the real world!
I find every time Ashlee can't defend herself or her viewpoints, she just resorts to the "YOU'RE A N00B AND I'M BETTER THAN YOU!" tactic. Sad...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you fuckers have something better to do?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've changed my mind about commenting on her appearance.....
Ashlee, there's two things on this earth that you can see from outer space, one being the great wall of china and the other being your 2 ton head which supports your hack-jaw.
Can't you see, most men and the odd woman will sing your 'pretty' praises when you're showing more cleavage than Mr Hefners hareem?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Note: That only took me about five minutes of my day. How long did this post take you, you fucking loser?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:07:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
If I work up enough nerve to go to Ubermeet I would love to meet you.
You are such pretty little thing.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-18 23:34:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Deer god your amazing looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marry me and well have lots of children and Ill make you the happiest woman in the world.
I havent read the other replies yet but Im sure youve already gotten several proposals. Im better then the rest. Why? Because Im a licensed masseur, give great oral, and will be wonderful to you during our marriage.
Wow I thought you to be queenly but I didnt think youd be THIS queenly. Beautiful!!!
Submitted by Posting-Zero (user info) at 2003-10-19 01:08:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
You look amazing and not all air brushed out like some people....
Submitted by Scrawberry (user info) at 2003-10-19 01:35:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yea, Ashlee's pretty! I personally don't think there's a cap on how often you can tell a girl that. Soooo, for the second time this post-Ashlee is pretty! And a third...Ashlee is pretty. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Ashlee's pretty!
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:41:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Every time I look at that picture I want to grin :)
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-10-28 21:58:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
you is a cute one!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-28 22:04:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're cute.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-28 23:03:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Camwhore? I think not.
CamWoman is more fitting for you.
Beautiful also fits perfectly.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-10-29 00:26:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
What? You spent all day taking a picture?
Nah, I'm just kidding with the perdy lady.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2003-10-29 02:27:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give ya a +2 to offset your satanic lover. I've read some of your posts and was wondering what you looked like. Despite what cocksmoker says you are very attractive.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-29 04:37:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey that looks pretty damn good...
Submitted by El Guapo <elguapo350.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-10-29 06:07:41 (#)
Ranking: 1
Rock on Queen Ashlee ... Don't let anyone tell you you're not beautiful.
Submitted by marc01 (user info) at 2003-10-29 09:06:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont normally give plue 2 for pictures but you are cute and i will help offset the ass munch below.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2003-10-29 09:48:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
This girl's cute.
Submitted by YankeeHater (user info) at 2003-10-29 12:31:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for being cute
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-10-30 01:52:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-30 08:41:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're quite the looker Queen A,
Submitted by Sensei <senseiofmattitudev1.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-11-01 00:03:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh.
My.
Sweet.
Jesus.
Is she not the most beautiful female alive?
Wow. I am totally boner-ized... ermm... shocked and awed by her beauty.
I heart you, Ashlee... you are my reason for being...
Submitted by corquando (user info) at 2003-11-01 12:24:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
I like the funky eye thing. Most top models have that. Cute.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-11-01 19:20:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
Very pretty.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-03 04:02:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
she already knows she's pretty. It's not her fault everyone else is pointing it out to her.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-03-22 02:00:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Ashlee is pretty
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-02 17:47:29 (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-02 19:10:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
that's hot.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2003-11-03 09:24:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Seeing pictures of you makes me smile. Or is it you covered in blood...? No, I think it's just you. You're cute and (like I said before) classy. Good show.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-04-24 03:49:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
ASh!
I'm so into you baby. So beautiful.
By my count, that's about 45, and that's just from a few posts. What were you saying again?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-12 21:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
25+ people can't be wrong...ASHLEE IS UGLY!
__________
Hmmm.... Ya really want to play that game?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-15 12:48:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
You just made me feel like a dirty old man.
in the words of Ralph Kramden:
HUMMINA,HUMMINA,HUMMINA,HUMMINA,HUMMINA
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-07-15 13:09:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2, baby! +2!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-15 13:11:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
Congrats on being cute!
Submitted by Wynther (user info) at 2004-07-15 13:13:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
And of course, those are some damn sexy pics. Ive always been a fan of great tits.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-15 13:50:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
This post gives me wood!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-15 14:55:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
There are alot of people who have commented here based on past dealings with you ashlee.
I know you have thick skin and can handle shots directed towards you. but I also know that posting your picture leaves one very vulnerable and having people comment nastily can knock anyone's self confidence.
This is the truth. You are a beautiful girl.
They know it, but would rather take a shot at you then make an unbiased reply.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-07-15 16:39:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for hotness
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2004-07-15 17:06:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Ashlee cause you are Hott.
Submitted by flat_spin (user info) at 2004-07-15 18:24:46 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hang in there...there are some cold creatures on this site. You look good...hang in there.
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-07-16 09:08:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Gorgeous pics, good on ya for putting them up.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-16 18:13:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you're pretty
Submitted by Adam_Hussein (user info) at 2004-07-17 14:29:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, this a first...I've looked at a picture on here and just thought to myself, "Hmmm, I wonder what it would be like to kiss this girl." I would say you are cute, but it is so much more than that...
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-07-18 13:00:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry to hear about the cancer. Good to see you keeping your chin up, though! Why waste the good time you have with worry?
It's always fun to take pictures like these, but I gotta say I think you look great without all the 'stuff' :)
Submitted by quack <not logged in> at 2004-07-18 18:25:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty cute, but not really my type. would it hurt you to smile? haha. the second picture looks like you're about ready to lay a beating on the photographer.
Submitted by flat_spin (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:26:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
How is everything going....? Doing all right
You are attractive, there is no reason to think negative...
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:17:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, the first thing I thought when looking at the picture (before I read the text) was something along the lines of "Haha she photoshopped it or posted a picture of a celebrity."
Submitted by Someone_you_trust (user info) at 2004-07-19 19:10:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute. Nice rack.
Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-08-03 12:24:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would ravage you
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-09 18:47:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna fuck you so hard it's unbelievable.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:27:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cutie.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:59:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a really nice picture, too.
Submitted by melissa4 (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for taking my comment out of context.
And anyway, saying someone is not supermodel material doesn't mean they're ugly. Why don't you quit being a jerk? For someone who is so disgusted by the way she looks, quit posting her picture all over the damn place. Good job making degrading comments towards someone you don't know, behind a wall of anonymity.
Yeah, you're a winner.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-12 20:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<wonders where 'tubs' is hiding and why it hasn't commented on this post>
Submitted by hehehehehe at 2004-09-12 20:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fat girls got no reason to live.
Submitted by johnson (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm suprised Ashlee hasn't butted her melted nose in here yet. She's usually the first person to defend her fat self.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'Tis rare to find a hate post this amusing -
Plus, i can't stand the arrogant bitch, having said that i think commenting on her physical appearance is a lttle below the belt. If you're going to dislike her for anything, it should be her 'UGLY' personality and piss poor attitude.
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't explain this enough to people. I AM A SOCIOPATH!
THE CHRONICLES SO FAR:
Episode 1 - "The Sociopath Movement" (9-9-04) http://www.ubersite.com/m/44546
Episode 2 - "What is ACTUALLY a rape?" (9-10-04) http://www.ubersite.com/m/44583
Episode 3 - "My Sexual Deviant Cousin" (9-10-04) http://www.ubersite.com/m/44640
Episode 4 - "First Fight at College" (9-10-04) http://www.ubersite.com/m/44668
Episode 5 - "My First Sexual Experiences" (9-11-04) http://www.ubersite.com/m/44693
Episode 6 - "My Sister and Her Panties" (9-12-04) http://www.ubersite.com/m/44790
Episode 7 - "Grave-Robbing" Tomorrow on Ubersite
Ah, nothing like a plug of my own material. Anyway, munkeypants is just as ugly as Ashlee.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and I never ripped on her fat piglike appearance until she started in on MY intelligence.
So all is fair in love and fat.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Exhibit A example of a good post.
Kudos to the author...drinks all around!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:29:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently, munkeypants, you don't fuckin' know who I am! My mom has always been hot and my sister used to be until she had kids. I wanted to fuckin' screw the brains out of my sister until she got chunky. I fuckin' hate you fat girls.
And that brings me to my next point. I saw your picture and you're a fuckin' tub of lard too. Yeah, it does make me feel good to criticize you fucks, because you're all hideous, you take up too much room, you smell, and you're going to die at an early age.
Women are sex objects and if you're not hot, then you're not a good woman. So go on a diet and sew your fuckin' mouth shut you fuckin' fat bitch.
Wait one fucking minute, YOUR NEXT POINT? You mean that first bit had a point? What was it? That you have incestuous tendencies. Fucking awful man! You wan't to screw your sister and your mom? What kind of twisted fuck are you?
And that second bit, man, munkypants is fucking hot! You are seriously twisted man, hearing what you've had to say has made me feel a bit better knowing that you're just a sick and twisted individual.
Submitted by johnson (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry, I mean with College Guy...sniffed a little too much glue myself.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DAMN!
Submitted by johnson (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would just like to officially say that I respectfully disagree with Johnson. I just hate Queen Ashlee, not all overweight women.
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently, munkeypants, you don't fuckin' know who I am! My mom has always been hot and my sister used to be until she had kids. I wanted to fuckin' screw the brains out of my sister until she got chunky. I fuckin' hate you fat girls.
And that brings me to my next point. I saw your picture and you're a fuckin' tub of lard too. Yeah, it does make me feel good to criticize you fucks, because you're all hideous, you take up too much room, you smell, and you're going to die at an early age.
Women are sex objects and if you're not hot, then you're not a good woman. So go on a diet and sew your fuckin' mouth shut you fuckin' fat bitch.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for me
I mean hate herself and cry herself to sleep...
i sniffed too much glue today
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:20:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
But your arguement doesn't make any sense. If she DOES have a personality and IS an idiot, than why is it wrong to make fun of her appearance? And all that "pressures on women" stuff is ridiculous. It's just as bad for men (with the addition of having to fear baldness and having to be a good provider).
If you guys all agree that Ashlee has a horrible personality, then you might as well also agree that she is fat and ugly and nobody likes her.
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have you ever taken a step back and listened to yourself? "well, why can't i make fun of a woman and call her fat and ugly!"
have you ever thought to yourself "wow. I really am an asshole." ?
soooo... she may not be the nicest person on uber. So the fuck what? Does that
make it right for you to attack a womans looks, knowing how women feel about that?
Do you sleep better at night knowing that you may have made a woman cry hate herself
and herself to sleep?
How would oyu feel if someone talked to your mother, sister, or daughter like that?
Regardless if they were being bitchy or not?
Fuck you and fuck the horse you rode in on. Pathetic twat.
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But your arguement doesn't make any sense. If she DOES have a personality and IS an idiot, than why is it wrong to make fun of her appearance? And all that "pressures on women" stuff is ridiculous. It's just as bad for men (with the addition of having to fear baldness and having to be a good provider).
If you guys all agree that Ashlee has a horrible personality, then you might as well also agree that she is fat and ugly and nobody likes her.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-12 20:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-12 19:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not defending her because we're great friends and I have respect for her. I'm just pointing out how irrelevant and... mean... it is to harp on someones looks.
As if all women don't have enough self-esteem issues.
If this post was about her arrogance or her inane insults I would have laughed, agreed, and maybe even +2ed it.
Submitted by I'd F*ck Anything at 2004-09-12 19:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Except for Ashlee, because she's so damn ugly.
Submitted by Google-Whacker at 2004-09-12 19:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This debate you guys are having is stupid.* I also find it it funny that every person coming to the defence of Ashlee's physical appearance says she has a bad personality. It just goes to show you that even the people sticking up for her don't like her.
* The debate is stupid because the girl is quite obviously an oinker.
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-09-12 19:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by soldsklods (user info) at 2004-09-12 18:06:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Age? how old is she? 995?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-12 18:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Degreeless3 (user info) at 2004-09-12 18:03:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, QueenAshlee has a...questionable personality. A bit arrogant, you could even say. I happen to think she's good-looking for her age, though.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-12 18:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well you've proved you point. Now get off the Internet, your mother wants to use the telephone.
Submitted by Spiral (user info) at 2004-09-12 18:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was mean. Seriously. She doesn't deserve this.
But how you put the stuff in brackets trying to look serious and professional cracked me up.
"[When considering what Ashlee looks like] I'm going to have to go with the pig."
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-11 20:44:51
[When considering what Ashlee looks like]
hahahaha!
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-09-12 18:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, Ashlee...
Hey, Ashlee...
YOU'RE UGLY!!!
Submitted by soldsklods (user info) at 2004-09-12 18:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Age? how old is she? 995?
Submitted by Degreeless3 (user info) at 2004-09-12 18:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, QueenAshlee has a...questionable personality. A bit arrogant, you could even say. I happen to think she's good-looking for her age, though.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-12 18:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"jesus all you people defending ashlee are idiots"
That made me laugh.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristen is fucking beautiful.
Submitted by monkey at 2004-09-12 17:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A very good hate post.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So sad how hate posts always get mega hits and heat while the true artists and writers go unappreciated by the vast majority of obvious dolts on this site. Sigh...
Your obvious hatred and rage about someone's looks must have some root cause.
Undescended testicles?
Small Peener?
Never been laid?
Lifetime membership to the Star Trek fan club?
Could you pick a bajiner out of a lineup, with, say, a broom, a shiitake mushroom, and a pine cone?
The Queen is far from ugly. Hopefully she won't stoop to answering this shite post.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't think she's ugly at all, but this wasn't -2 material. A solid -1
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now this is a hate post.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can just hear Rico Suave now..."What is wrong wit chu swine? Can you not see the beauty of this fair chica?"
Yeah, well, I hate Rico Suave, as well as QueenAshlee.
Submitted by deleriouspleasure at 2004-09-12 17:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus all you people defending ashlee are idiots
she is a stupid, fat, ugly, hateful bitch
if ashlee has a bad personality, then isn't it fair to make fun of her appearance anyway?
it goes with the territory
if you're a bitch, then expect people to retaliate and expect some low blows
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! Johnson isn't the one up for debate here. He hasn't made enemies all across this site; Queen Fat Bitch Melted-Pig-Face Ashlee is.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is seriously uncalled for.
I can't say that Ashlee has won me over with her personality (she hasn't), but to attack someone's LOOKS is immature and irrelevant.
Ashlee isn't ugly. She's not. And even if she WERE, how could it be fair to attack her based on something she has very little control over?
If you don't like someones personality- fine... there are millions of people in this world, and you're NOT going to like everyone. That's one thing- attack that if you feel the need. But attacking someone based on their physical attractiveness is stupid beyond belief.
Kristen is beautiful, yes... does this make her better than Ashlee? No.
Does her personality make her better? Some people could say yes.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:48:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is not a nice thing to do to someone.
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Correct, not nice at all.
But then again, as Ashlee herself might say: "THIS is a good hate post."
So +2 for a well thought out hate post, regarldess of what I think about the parties involved.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:25:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:03:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Johnson...........you're such a class act. Please post YOUR picture so we can decide who you really are...EXACTLY...won't happen..coward..You're definitely
bottom-o-the-barrel as far as UBER personalities go. I bet you're a REAL winner in the flesh.
He's probably so far past the bottom of the barrel that you get that wierd fungas shit on the pit of your shirt if you reach in and fish around...let's be serious...that's pretty fucking deep in the barrel.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:03:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Johnson...........you're such a class act. Please post YOUR picture so we can decide who you really are...EXACTLY...won't happen..coward..You're definitely bottom-o-the-barrel as far as UBER personalities go. I bet you're a REAL winner in the flesh.
Submitted by Caldur (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ew.
Submitted by Anarchy in the UK at 2004-09-12 17:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She is damn ugly and does deserve this for posting her ugly-ass face on the internet and trying to look sexy. I really think that anyone who says she is attractive is just a sex-starved nerd sitting in their parents basement. Anyone who has been with a real woman can see that this Ashlee girl sure isn't one.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmm. I voted for Ashlee.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn! This is how you do a hate post, with all that unforgiving cruelty. I'm not saying I agree but, nice job.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-12 17:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
omg, Ashlee you should get that lazy eye "seen" to, heheheheheheh!!!
I'd fuck you Ashlee but only if you had a paper bag covering your face!
This post is so nasty it's funny!
"If you're stupid to be fat and post a picture of yourself you deserve to suffer"
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Johnson...........you're such a class act. Please post YOUR picture so we can decide who you really are...EXACTLY...won't happen..coward..You're definitely bottom-o-the-barrel as far as UBER personalities go. I bet you're a REAL winner in the flesh.
Submitted by soldsklods (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This happens when you post your picture over a website like this, i mean, that's fucking stupid. Couldn't she see this place is full of assholes?
Either way, i think i've reading queenashlee before and i think she's a skanky bitch, i don't think she deserves this for being a skanky bitch but rather for posting her ugly picture on the internet. Take revenge for the internet.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-12 16:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Her personality sucks more than a blowjob in a tornado. Ripping her looks is uncalled for.
Submitted by johnson (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hm, I never noticed it...but she DOES have a lazy eye!
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She also has a lazy eye.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is absolutely disgusting. How could you be so fucking cruel?
Ripping on someone's personality is one this but to rip apart
a woman's looks is fucking despicable.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is not a nice thing to do to someone.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-12 16:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this shit was hilarious! please keep it comming. wow, no one likes her!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Again, no one deserves this.
Submitted by johnson (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To SpecialK and Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar,
Ashlee isn't only fat and ugly, she is also a major bitch. If anyone in the world deserves this, it's her.
Submitted by scoobidydoo2003 (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What can I say? Fat girls should not try to be hot.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's fucking cruel.
Submitted by PLUS mothafuckin' TWO at 2004-09-12 16:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-11 17:21:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're not a cyber dork like the rest of us, why do you spend more time here than anyone? Including me, and I really CAN'T do anything else, doctor's orders.
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-11 17:24:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
The doctor ordered her to stay indoors for the safety of the general public. She was the size of a bechwhale before she got frisky with the goat and turkey bastor.
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-12 04:58:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-12 02:44:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
You obviously haven't seen ashlee in the women's devision, then. Which really says something about you, faggot. You just anonymously told a hot babe that she's fat. Bet you feel like a winner now.
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As a matter of fact i have seen him in the womens division. His entry is a joke, for sure. If you think that is a hot babe your girlfriend must be hideous...........or your gay.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No one deserves this.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
next hot chick i see, im gonna tell her she's got a structured face
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this whole post sucks ass, except for the picture - which is the best thing ever.
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey man, thanks for quoting me.
I have to say that Queen Ashlee is really a pittiful excuse for a person and I'm glad someone finally compiled the evidence to proove it.
No one likes you Ashlee. What do you have to say to all of us now?
Submitted by soldsklods (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF is this?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ouch