Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway... (1481 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.2 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by living under stars (View user info) at 2004-09-13 01:18:33 EDT
LINK NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.victoriagivens.com/worldrecord.html
for those of you who couldn't click it, it pretty much says that some girl will take 150 guys in the back door in 12 hours.
All I can say is, wow, her parents must be proud. Their daughter is gonna be Miss Gang-bang 2004. By whom? her "fans." Now stop and think for a second about what kind of guys would sign up for this. If you thought "middle-aged sexual perverts who don't haven't been laid ever" you're probably on the right track. Now think of 150 of these guys meeting together plus whatever "press" wants to cover it. Scary right?
Not so fast. It gets worse. Lets assume that they don't want to have their face shown. Whatever should they do. Well, the site tells them.
Bring a halloween mask.
This girl is about to take it from a wide variety of guys ranging from Superman to Jason (and really, what sensible person hasn't thought of penetration while wearing hockey mask)
How...fucking....sad
User Reviews
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-09-13 20:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im there
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-13 11:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I don't think much of NOFX, either. This and "My Vagina" were ok songs.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-13 11:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
victoria givens? more like victoria takins!, HIYO!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-13 11:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, this is the only good NOFX song i've ever heard. i don't understand why people like them so much...
although, i admit their last album cover was great.
and you guys are going to have to get screened before the event- i don't want to get another STD.
did i just say "another"? just forget i said that. don't forget to bring a condom.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-09-13 09:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You had me at the title...
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-13 05:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-13 01:59:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll beat this whore at her own game by upping the ante to 200 dudes slamming me in the ass.
THE LINE STARTS WITH ME!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-09-13 05:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
great
why is this getting 2's?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-13 04:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-13 04:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-13 03:55:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! That's my sister!
------
That's what your mom said last night.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-13 03:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! That's my sister!
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-13 03:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That'd be horrible if she got diarrhea during the process.
And by horrible, I mean hilarious.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-09-13 03:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
turns out the feedback is better than my post.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-13 02:35:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried to sign up for Hidden's anal bangapalooza, but I was # 201 to sign up. Turns out Bart signed up 200 times.
Greedy bastard.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
AHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-09-13 03:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm suprised nobody ripped off Yes with the pooper line
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-09-13 03:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit you people are fucking awesome
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-13 02:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried to sign up for Hidden's anal bangapalooza, but I was # 201 to sign up. Turns out Bart signed up 200 times.
Greedy bastard.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-13 02:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For Tom:
You need to ask if they allow the underaged to show up.
If so, I'm definitely bringing my 5 year old brother to get in on this.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-13 02:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so doing this.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-13 01:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll beat this whore at her own game by upping the ante to 200 dudes slamming me in the ass.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-13 01:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-13 01:21:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
I just signed Bart up for this.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hilarious. I knew someone was going to write this exact thing before I even scrolled down to read the reviews.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-09-13 01:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf? no NOFX credit on the title?
NOFX - Heavy Petting Zoo
song #5 - Hotdog in a Hallway
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-09-13 01:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'm in.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-13 01:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-13 01:21:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
I just signed Bart up for this
---------------------
I just signed up Kristen as the alternate.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-13 01:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm totally signing up.
Submitted by venusinblue (user info) at 2004-09-13 01:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Obviously a hoax. The only contact info is her email, and there is no address. Also, I find it hard to take this seriously: " Production Expenses, approximately $30,000.00
Fucking me in the ass, Priceless!"
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-13 01:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FAQ
Q: Will there be anal cream pies?
A: As condoms are required, and provided, all cum shots will be external.
Submitted by Tuxebux (user info) at 2004-09-13 01:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lol @ Method Man
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-13 01:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just signed Bart up for this.