Hotmail invite extravaganza! (1001 hits)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-09-13 07:55:01 EDT
Well, I pulled some strings down at Microsoft, and guess what?
Yeah, that's right you lowly fucks, I got unlimited invites to the hottest thing since my grandma's pussy: Hotmail.
What you get with a Hotmail account: Up to an extreme 2MB of storage. That is over 2 MILLION bytes! Just take a moment to comprehend: What else, other than headlice, do you have over 2 million of? Nothing.
What else does Hotmail have? MSN has all these great FREE subcriptions, they send you FREE e-mails ALL the time. So not only are they giving you practically an infinite amount of bytes, they are also filling those bytes up with quality messages, containing COLORS, TEXT, DRAWINGS, and PIZAZZ.
So if you are as excited about Hotmail as I am, just type your e-mail address in your reply, along with a short message explaining why you think you deserve a Hotmail account (120 words or less, thankyou). You never know, you might just be one of the lucky individuals who will walk away from all this with their very own Hotmail account.
User Reviews
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wicked man, although hotmail are increasing storage to 250mb free of charge...
Not that anyone cares. I've got gmail.
*GRIN*LOL!!1QQ2tab
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yo Mom, you're embarrassing me. It's WTF IM NOT READING ALL THAT, don't try and change me or my lines.
Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!!!!
Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!!!
Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!
Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THAT
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-14 05:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't care about my rating.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/squattail
Here, a post bonanza, ripe for the spamming. I'll give you a hint: if you don't want to -2 ALL of them, the best way is just to choose the ones with a) a higher rating (YOU WON'T FIND MANY-HA!), or b) less reviews. Then you will lower my average more efficiently.
Submitted by chek (user info) at 2004-09-14 05:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your rating dropped a bit.
I guess you can't hang with the big dogs.
Submitted by chek (user info) at 2004-09-14 04:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No wonder everybody hates you. You're not funny. Whatever edge you did have has been lost. Why read your posts when we can get the same thing from a newbie?
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Free hotmail accounts? Hot damn!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-09-13 14:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care who wrote this, it is FUNNY.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-13 13:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a BRILLIANT parody! It's FUNNY because so many people were giving away GMAIL invites, but these HOTMAIL invites are FREE to begin with!
When will your rakish wit cease to captivate us?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-13 12:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is Fetish. I am certain of it. Why else would this user spam my posts? This was funny. A reluctant +1.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-13 12:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for any post that has the word "pizazz" in it.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-13 12:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Rating the post, not the poster. This made me laugh.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-13 12:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, come on Fetish. This is quite funny.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-13 11:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-09-13 11:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwahahahahaha
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-09-13 11:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hehehe, nice one. 2 mb ís a lot.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2004-09-13 11:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooh! Me! Me! I want one too!
Submitted by ASSMAN (user info) at 2004-09-13 11:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for the title alone. and I'm kissin ass to get a Hotmail invite
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-13 11:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He he he.
+2 for you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-13 10:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
perfect.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-09-13 09:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I have more than two million hairs on my body, does that count?
Oh well... +2 for the parody.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-13 09:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This squattail's better than the old one.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not only that, but they will help you keep from having to answer e-mails from all your friends by making sure that all the spam you get counts in your 2mb of space.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha
I was going to do this. Admittedly, not as good as this.
Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Squattail you legend.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want one!!!! please
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need hotmail...because...ummmmm
Ummmm, because....I like SPAM?
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooh ooh ooh.
*Raises hand*
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Buhahaahaahaahaahaaha ha
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-09-13 08:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my hotmail has 2 gig... not sure how I never paid.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-13 07:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
money_shot.at.hotmail.com
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triple.optics.at.gmail.com