There are two kinds of men... (917 hits)
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Submitted by tshia (View user info) at 2004-09-13 15:51:46 EDT
The summer I turned thirteen my family and I went to go visit my paternal grandfather on his ranch in North Texas. He was a weathered old man, his skin was lined with wrinkles and layered with so many sunburns that it had turned a shade of orange, he was a gnarled old veteran of World War II who had made his fortune late in life in the oil industry and now was retired to live on a large stretch of land which he named his ranch accompanied only by a few head of cattle and a couple hired hands who could double as nurses.
My grandfather scared me more then a little, he was rarely sober but he always wore a pistol on a holster on his hip. It was an old German Luger, a pistol issued to Nazi officers during the war, and my grandfather had taken it as a trophy. I asked him about it once and he told me that once during a parachute drop he jumped right behind his brother, he saw his brother land and he saw a German shoot his brother to death with that very pistol. My grandfather managed to kill that man and took from his corpse the gun that had taken his brother's life, since that day he had never been without that gun.
My grandfather was never without what he called his "medal" either. It was an iron cross, the highest honor a German soldier could receive. In a drunken brawl outside a bar in Nuremburg a year after the war my grandfather killed the rightful owner of the cross in a knife fight. My grandfather could, and often did, recollect every detail of that battle, he had a wicked scar under his ribs and across his stomach to help remind him. "Leaned in to get me across the belly" my grandfather would say "Well, I got him through the eye."
One day during our visit my grandfather and I were sitting alone on his porch. He was sipping bourbon and I a coke and we were watching the cattle in the field. "I ever tell you about my grandfather?" he asked.
"No, sir"
"Name was Nate, and way back in the old days Nate went into a saloon, and he went in there and started drinking and talking and before long he had made a few people upset, one man in particular was real upset and the got into an argument that almost came to blows, but those two decided to settle it in a more civilized fashion. Like gentlemen proper if you will. Nate had two weaknesses, one was booze" my grandfather took another healthy swig "and the other was gambling. It so happened that this man shared Nate's weakness and so they settled on a deal, they would play show low for stakes. And the stakes were there lives. The winner got the right to shoot the other man dead, and in those days it might have been legal too." My grandfather paused for more bourbon.
"Well the angry man took the first cut and showed the 4 of diamonds, he laughed and said 'That'll be hard to beat'. Well old Nate just grinned and took his turn, and pulled the 2 of clubs 'Not too hard' he answered. But while Nate was talking the other man pulled his gun and shot him right in the stomach, just below the lungs. Nate fell on the floor and the angry man said 'Fate is for the weak, the strong make their own decisions.' Then he turned to leave because he believed he had just murdered a man in cold blood. But the shot was about an inch off from being fatal and Nate pulled himself up to sitting and drew his gun and shot the other man in the back and then in the head. 'I'd rather be weak then dead' was all Nate said."
"I thought about that story every time I killed a man, and I want you to do the same boy."
I was fairly astonished "Grandpa, I don't want to kill anyone, that's a horrible thing to do".
"Boy" he said "There are two kinds of people in this world. Killers, and the killed, I know which I was and I know which I'd rather you be. There is a lot of talk nowadays about peace, love, and nonviolence but when a man has a gun on you, aim to kill, and aim for the head."
User Reviews
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-15 02:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha you guys are silly.
I'm not sure who I hate more, kellio or tshia. They're both equally dimwitted.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-15 02:06:17 EDT (#)
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You insinuated it was. Now go shut the fuck up some more.
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-15 02:02:55 EDT (#)
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I never said it was you jackass. Oh and GO TO HELL
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-15 01:50:33 EDT (#)
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What is hilarious is: That isn't me.
Oh, and...SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-15 01:27:24 EDT (#)
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what a complete suprise, a new, and certainly totaly different user repeating stabkill's mantra. Also by coincidence this is a user registered at roughly the same time as stabkill but has never made a single post...
Submitted by big_n_veiny (user info) at 2004-09-15 01:16:24 EDT (#)
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Shut up bitch
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-15 01:08:43 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-15 01:07:30 EDT (#)
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burn in hell?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-15 00:42:00 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up?
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-15 00:40:54 EDT (#)
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What part of grow up or go to hell do you not understand stabkill? Seriously do these words ring a bell
"I love how you have to write a response for every sentence that is spoken. This is a true sign of a nagging whore. Nag nag nag, nag nag nag....and more nagging. "
Listen stabkill, you are a retard, you dont deserve to live. Do you understand what a whiny little bitch you sound like? Piss off asshole.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-15 00:32:53 EDT (#)
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Shenanigans. This is someone's alt. No one is this stupid. Don't waste your time talking to her/it/him
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-15 00:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What part of "Shut the fuck up!" do you not understand?
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-14 20:57:28 EDT (#)
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no stabkill, you are confusing the two of us again, I understand you want to be me, but you just aren't. Yeah I gave your post a bad rating, because it sucked, not because I was offended by it, as I clearly explained in my review of it http://www.ubersite.com/m/44719#793954
Including the word "offensive" in the title does not mean everyone who reads your post has to give it a +2. Again as I have perfectly articulated on that post http://www.ubersite.com/m/44719#793977
I find it somewhat ironic that you complain how I am "crying" all the time when you couldn't even handle a single bad review. Grow up you fucking loser and failing that go to hell.
whiskey_jack
I don't see how you could be confused about my gender, the only time I have referenced it was on this thread, and very clearly too. I am male.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-14 19:34:02 EDT (#)
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Your grandfather is somewhat right. But I'm confused on your gender even more now. And the psot wasn't very good.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-14 19:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually you are the one who got upset over -2's.
Well, right from the start you went to a post with "OFFENSIVE" and then cried like a little bitch.
And you just won't quit, will you?
Please let me kick you in the face repeatedly.
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-14 18:51:19 EDT (#)
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wow stabkill, you get upset really easy, tell me do you go to bed every night and cry because people on ubersite give you -2s? Seriously, what the fuck is your problem, I don't come here to trade insults with a stupid son of a bitch like you, not that you are very good at it. I have already explained this to you, chanting swear words does not make you more insulting.
You pray for me to die everynight? That is quite sad actually, I have never prayed or wished for you to die, in fact I have never thought about you outside of ubersite. I rarely think of you while I am on ubersite. It seems pretty pathetic to me that you spend a signifigant part of your life thinking about me. Do you even have friends?
GeorgeBaker
I hope you are joking
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-14 03:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please. There are more than 2 men in the world. Where are you getting your information?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-14 03:08:18 EDT (#)
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This is bullshit anyway, Tshia has said in the past that he/she is a woman.
Make up your fucking mind.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-14 03:07:11 EDT (#)
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You are an oxygen thief, tshia2.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-14 03:05:51 EDT (#)
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I thought you were a woman by the way you talked.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-14 03:04:45 EDT (#)
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Just for the record, I would enjoy it if you went back and -2'ed all my posts like you seem fond of doing. You couldn't make a dent in my overall rating if you tried, and you would just manage to put my posts back on MRR.
More hits for me.
Spam away, cuntlick.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-14 03:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are not a man. You are a bitch. End of discussion.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-14 03:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
By the way, you have to have posts for me to spam them. You don't and didn't. You had one post.
Would you now shut the fuck up, you stupid liar/cunt/bitch?
This is what I will repeat to you from now on: Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt.
I hope you die in a flaming car wreck. I hope you find out your father has cancer and he blows his head off while you watch. I hope your mother jumps from a freeway overpass into the path of an 18 wheeler.
Not only do I hope for these things to happen, Tshia. I pray for them to happen. Oh god, please strike down this stupid cunt known as tshia. A blood curse unto you. I will conduct voodoo rituals, too. I'm going to do it all.
I curse the ground you walk on and the air you breathe and to all which is unholy and holy, may the power of Satan and/or God consume you and ruin your world.
Please feel free to die, tshia2.
I am waiting with champagne on ice.
Notice that nobody "welcomed you back"? I know why.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-14 03:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-14 02:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stabkill you stupid sack of shit, can you read. I'd say this post makes it pretty clear I am a man, not a woman. Take a hint dumbfuck.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-14 02:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 if you ever simply shut the fuck up, woman.
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-14 02:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"No one likes you" -Method
"I liked it" -Falco
Method you really don't rate much of a responce...
Stabkill regardless of how many times you use the word bitch you still won't be funny or insulting, try to think of something creative. Quite frankly reading you recite the word bitch a dozen times kind of bores me, when you come up with something more clever get back to me. You know, it seems you have been on ubersite for a little while, I would really expect you to grow a tougher skin. I read one of your posts, which sucked, gave it a bad rating and explained it, which is more then you or it deserved, and then you all the sudden turn into some raging, vengeful retard on the warpath. You begin spamming all of my posts with the word bitch, thats real mature. Here is my advice to you, and I suggest you take it, grow up. Seriously, learn to handle honest critisim, you aren't always right and you can stand to listen to the views of other people once in a while.
You think your crappy poem making fun of 9/11 was good? Well I don't and we are allowed to disagree, you don't need to devote the rest of your despicable existence to following me chanting "bitchy bitch bitch". So seriously, grow up, and learn to handle honest feedback. Failing that go play in traffic.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-14 02:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My day would not be complete without telling you to go fuck yourself.
So....go fuck yourself, you untalented piece of shit.
Why don't you give up? No one likes you, you are the shittiest writer I have ever seen in my life, and I don't know why you bother.
Unless this is shenanigans, which it might just be. No one is this stupid. They just can't be.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-14 02:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-14 02:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmm... or was it queen ashlee that was the bitch?
Honestly, I have no problem with either circe or queen ashlee...but I've seen a few posts from a few people who insist that they are bitches.
My attitude toward that? If they are bitchy, then you are queen-megabitch of the universe.
As a matter of fact, to put them on the same thread as you is an insult to them and I apologize 100 times over.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-14 02:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-14 01:16:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
bad news stabkill you went back to my two posts after i gave your poetry a bad review and simply wrote in insults with a -2 attached. I don't mind at all, do want you want and so will I.
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I went back to your TWO posts, as you say.... Ok, let's check this out....
This is my first post you cried over:
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Submitted by StabKill (View user info) at 2004-09-11 17:26:58
And the time of your first rating...
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-11 17:34:01 (#)
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Then after repeated bitching by you, I had to check what kind of shit you wrote. (You can go check how many posts you made before I decided to see what shit you had under your account...)
What did you have? ONE FUCKING POST.
Your post:
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Submitted by tshia (View user info) at 2004-09-03 18:17:25
My first rating...
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-11 19:27:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS WAS YOUR ONLY POST YOU STUPID ASS WHORE. And I said some shit like "This is the shit you write and you criticize me? MRAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Your next post was... the next day.
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Submitted by tshia (View user info) at 2004-09-12 05:39:38
My rating:
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-12 10:04:26 (#)
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Your last post:
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Submitted by tshia (View user info) at 2004-09-13 15:51:46
My rating:
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-13 21:08:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
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So I guess that makes you not only a BITCH/CUNT but a liar.
And as long as you are a stuck-up stupid cunt, I can remain faithful to my -2's and I fully expect you to return them. I have no problem with it.
I know your type...you always have to get the last word in. I'm sure you "wear the pants" in ANY relationship you are involved in. You really reek of a bitchiness I have not seen in a long time anywhere online.
Final statement:
You make Circe look like a Geisha girl, bitch.
Submitted by drudy (user info) at 2004-09-14 01:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The guy "Sideburns" who wrote "Revenge IS Best Served Cold"----actually the term is, "Revenge is a dish best served cold-- should read this.
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-14 01:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bad news stabkill you went back to my two posts after i gave your poetry a bad review and simply wrote in insults with a -2 attached. I don't mind at all, do want you want and so will I.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Better than your other two shite posts.
Worth Reading.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:55:35 EDT (#)
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I'm the third kind of man...the kind that can stay hard for up to 3 hours. Thank you...thank you very much.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Spamming is bad form.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, you stupid whore... If I went back and -2'd your posts, that would be one thing. But I'm keeping pretty current by giving you -2's as they come. Oh well. It just shows your true vindictive character....thus proving my theory that you are a stupid cunt.
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-13 21:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
With your attitude it will be -2's for life.
You need to be bitch slapped. (You are a bitch... all you need is the slapping.)
Submitted by PringIes4eva (user info) at 2004-09-13 20:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There are three kinds of poop.
Submitted by JaneDoe (user info) at 2004-09-13 19:42:15 EDT (#)
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good, but you were past an anecdote and only half-way to a short story.
made me think tho, cheers.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-13 18:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As much as I've grown to hate you, this was a good post.
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-13 18:33:42 EDT (#)
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Oh wait, scratch that last comment, you are the jackass who drives drunk and stoned. As I explained in my reply to you one of my friends was killed by a drunk driver, hence the reason I reacted negatively to your flippant post that essentially contained the words "I like to drive while high" You think DUI is harmless? Go to hell. Seriously.
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-13 18:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RyuFu I don't think there are any run on sentences in this post, I may be wrong though but would you kindly point them out?
Also "You actually put this post up after chastising me for something harmless" I just checked your user info and I have never read, much less reviewed, anything you posted. Please explain.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-09-13 18:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"when a man has a gun on you, aim to kill, and aim for the head."
Roger that.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-13 17:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-13 16:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahh, nice. just watched a coupla episodes of Band of Brothers on History channel last night.
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-09-13 16:27:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2004-09-13 16:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whereabout in North Texas is this bad motherfucker?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-09-13 16:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Run on, run on, run on, run on, run on, run on, run on, run on, run on, run on, run on, run on sentences get reeeeeally aggravating....
You actually put this post up after chastising me for something harmless. Punk
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-13 16:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really liked this. Your grandfather, and his, both sound pretty damn cool.
...what are you waiting for? Get out there and start killing!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-13 16:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your grandfather kicks ass.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-13 15:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
not bad, but solid -1, "I've seen better".