My Way to Get Money From My Classmates Pt 1 (585 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -1.55 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rolus D <rolusdeplorium.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-13 18:42:44 EDT
That's right. I have an idea to get money from my computer-illiterate classmates. Recently, out of boredom, I have been working with Photoshop, making name graphics and such. It's beautiful, really, the amount of people asking for name graphics. It's wonderful. So, today, I decided, I am going to post a piece of paper on my locker door displaying different graphics, and different prices for each. People will think its amazing, outstanding, and pay me 50 cents for a graphic. Muahahaha... yes, evil it is. But, it shall work. They think it is a very complicated procedure, when really, I just hit two filters and am done. Muahahah! It begins.
Soon, though, they will realize that it is undeniably easy, and my business will go to shambles. Oh well, suckers, I got my money! No refunds, bitches! Alas, an evil graphics designer. The one and only, I think.
My parents want me to get a job, when they don't realize that I can make shitloads, and shitloads of money just by robbing simpletons for pretty abstract names. Ph33r m4h 5k1ll5! Buahaha. Like the many scams for money these days, mine won't really be a scam, just a way to get money from people who have no idea what they're buying. Yes... it's perfect... I just hope it will work.
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-13 10:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Even I didn't suck as bad as you do when I was in high scholl you nub.
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-13 09:55:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-14 09:00:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll pay you a whole dollar to stab yourself in the eye with a fork. That's as much as TWO shitty graphics.
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-14 09:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll pay you a whole dollar to stab yourself in the eye with a fork. That's as much as TWO shitty graphics.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My reviews are ALWAYS amazing.
Submitted by Matti M at 2004-09-13 21:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WOW! Your profits must be phenominal! Can you go public? I wanna buy shares!
Pfft.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-13 21:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The post was utter shit, but the reviews (from Shlongy and cherubsomething) were amazing.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-09-13 20:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, don't spend your 50 cents all in one place!!!
Submitted by PringIes4eva (user info) at 2004-09-13 20:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The person beneath me has a cool name.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-09-13 20:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
.50 is overcharging for that bullshit
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-09-13 20:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So your evil plan to make money is to...work for it? Wow, you are one sick fuck.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-13 20:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If this is your way of "making shitloads of money", if I were you I'd reserve a cot at the local Salvation Army barracks and get in line at the soup kitchen now to beat the dinner rush.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-13 19:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I started my career as a webmaster on April 26, 1999.
I made better name graphics in 1992.
Fag.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-13 19:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ive seen piles that write better. also your a disgrace to all people well-versed in computers
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-13 19:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont think charging fifty cents per design will make you shitloads of money, maybe you can buy a soda when you are done.
Submitted by l-ryd <lesryder27.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-09-13 18:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a bothersome and dripping hemoroid
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2004-09-13 18:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll give you a nickel.
For all of the designs, and the promise not to ever speak of this again.