To UM competitors: A picture of my ass (2228 hits)
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Submitted by Lojope <lojope.at.juno.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-13 21:56:16 EDT
I am going to surprise you all! I will defeat Jimbo in round 4! I will slaughter whoever comes my way after that! I will beat Jared or JohnGalt or FilthyAssistant or whoever the hell else comes against me!
I WILL be the UberLord (Lordess?)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And to anyone who thinks otherwise:
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-09-15 19:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-09-15 03:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the only thing worthwhile about this post is this comment:
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:39:57 (#)
Ranking: -1
It looks like if you plant your lips pretty much anywhere north of the Mason/Dixon line, you have a shot at hitting that ass.
Submitted by Double-Disorder (user info) at 2004-09-15 03:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-09-15 02:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweet holy monkey
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-15 02:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MAN UR SO HOT I WATN TO DO U IN THE BUTT LOL
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-09-15 01:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not a -2 because you fooled a bunch of ass kissing losers, but this was still crappy.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-14 21:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
heres what happened,
I gave my picture to lojo, she made this post and posted it with my picture to fool you all, because just about every post with a female picture or a female ass for that matter gets a plus 2, it was to fool everyone.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-14 21:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So let me get this correct... Sublime is Lojope's ass?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-14 20:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
spiral, this post was a joke on purpose for that reason, thats my ass, i address it in my latest post.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-09-14 20:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHENANIGANS!
Submitted by Spiral (user info) at 2004-09-14 20:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JZKHJFSDHJGFDHJsdfasudygfdjhgjfdsgfd
This is pissing me off. Lojope is like the 7th grade girl with the boyfriend who's a junior in high school. You can't attack her, because it's impossible to win, so many people want to kiss her fucking ass,(literally and not) and mother fuckers always come to her defense.
This is a shitty post that should be deep in negative territory. If anyone else posted this it would have a damn -0.93. Fuck it, I'm pissed for no reason.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-14 18:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-14 02:08:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-13 23:27:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Aren't butts great?
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-14 18:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:09:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
lojope: go +2 me the rating sucks
DJMattB241: lmao okay hold on
lojope: I thought people could take a joke better
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I don't think it's a matter of taking a joke. It's just that the joke wasn't that funny.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-09-14 15:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:00:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, you delivered what the title promised.
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No, actually she didn't.
I figured it out all on my own too. +2 for my obsession with Lojo's ass.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-14 14:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I disagree.
I might not make it that far.
Submitted by ASSMAN (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think my user name explains why I'm giving this a plus 2
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-14 09:51:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Have another for taking this stupid contest so seriously, seriously enough to post your huge rump on.
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This is really funny considering it was a joke.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1095181685221026818
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-14 10:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, it's funny LOOKING but I'm not quite convinced that those were the laughs you were going for.
Color me skeptical.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-14 10:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ACtually, i thought it was pretty funny too
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-09-14 10:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-09-14 10:11:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
getting sloppy lojo...
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Am I the only one who thinks this statement, in regards to lojo's ass, is hilarious?
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-09-14 10:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
getting sloppy lojo...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-14 10:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would imagine that there's a lot of lunar eclipses being reported when Lojope and her trunk enter a room.
Or a state.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-14 09:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have another for taking this stupid contest so seriously, seriously enough to post your huge rump on.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-14 09:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice can!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-14 09:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you too, Bleed.
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-09-14 09:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When you're lojope you don't even have to try and be funny to get hits!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-09-14 08:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your fans need better jerkoff material than that.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-14 08:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Lojo's bum!
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-09-14 08:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would like to apply my right foot to both your lips and ass.
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-09-14 04:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And it would be UberLady (Probably).
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-14 04:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-09-14 02:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like a denim covered peach or something.
And because noone's done it:
I'd do you...
In the pooper.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-14 02:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-13 23:27:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Aren't butts great?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-09-14 01:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:09:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
lojope: go +2 me the rating sucks
DJMattB241: lmao okay hold on
lojope: I thought people could take a joke better
DJMattB241: i laughed.
DJMattB241: and then i thought "nice ass"
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pathetic
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would give you the penal insert.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:09:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
lojope: go +2 me the rating sucks
DJMattB241: lmao okay hold on
lojope: I thought people could take a joke better
DJMattB241: i laughed.
DJMattB241: and then i thought "nice ass"
****
So THIS is how you get high ratings?
(oh come ON, someone had to say it)
:)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It looks like if you plant your lips pretty much anywhere north of the Mason/Dixon line, you have a shot at hitting that ass.
The next time you get the urge to eat just one more box of Ding Dongs...skip it.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's quite the ass!
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A part of me died when I saw that picture of your ass.
Submitted by snootymop (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pfffffffffffffffffffft
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha! Don't think you'll be so lucky to get Jimbo in the 4th round, I'm gonna plow through that Tom-totin biatch, you biatches!
Submitted by Degreeless3 (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, its a joke!
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, you gotta nice ass.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lojope: go +2 me the rating sucks
DJMattB241: lmao okay hold on
lojope: I thought people could take a joke better
DJMattB241: i laughed.
DJMattB241: and then i thought "nice ass"
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lojo: go +2 me, the rating sucks
DJMattB241: okay hold on
Submitted by Degreeless3 (user info) at 2004-09-13 23:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Heated.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-09-13 23:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh. Why?
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-13 23:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aren't butts great?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-13 23:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, I am just saving the good stuff for the competition
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-09-13 23:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you have the brain disease that makes you post complete crap?
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-09-13 23:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh I've seen better. my post on how I've become an ordained Reverend of teh Church of the Jimbo (the bassist, not the poster), met Teh One Gal, and got busted for holding a nacho cheese wrestling tourney in my room, all while turning my fridge into a Keggerador, will blow the hell out of all posts EVER! Bigger than J-date and Tom stories COMBINED!!!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-13 23:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey mister, ive posted my bare ass already. look in my user info for the post titled "damn lojo you are cute"
Submitted by MisterUnfortunate (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey Lojo - I'll +2 the next one if it's bare ass...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:23:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I certainly would.
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Twice.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Um, no.
Submitted by Degreeless3 (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That isn't my color...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
OMG! A picture of a woman's ass on the Internet! That's like innovative right?!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is a very nice ass.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you bob!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I certainly would.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I see what you're trying to do!
You're trying to break their concentration by showing some ass!
Well, it won't work on me...because...um...ah...
What was I saying?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gladly.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We'll see.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for confidence.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i could live with that ass.
Submitted by Dino (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1 point deduction for 3/4 shot
1 point deduction for no bare ass
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahaha
I didn't know you could talk shit.
Oh wait, all of a sudden I remembered beer pong and the world made sense again.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You stand no chance if you end up against me. None!!!!!
But I'll kiss your ass any time.
Submitted by Spiral (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is this shit? Blatant attempt to hit whore and I'm sure this will get most heated because people want to kiss your ass. What a crock of shit. This sucks, Lojo.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish you luck.
You're going to need it.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Uh...okay?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You are lucky. Bare ass would have made me write better.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, you delivered what the title promised.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-09-13 21:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment