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A poem about myself: the man, the myth, the legend (550 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: 0.45 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-09-14 05:54:03 EDT


Pizza face,
and drum'n'bass,
on DJMIX 800

The glitz and glam
of goatse man,
and if you've ever wondered:

Dreamcast controller,
and pearl-white molars,
extra-cheese, thin-crust, the only goal is:

To bag foul bitches with
cheese grater itches,
(now it bleeds and twitches)

you ugly rejects,
are all imperfect,
so just to be on the safe side, I feel it is my duty to inform you of the following:

canttouchthis.jpg (69 kB)

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-13 00:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-14 15:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

the man, the myth, the legend, the failed abortion

Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-14 12:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You would have won that beauty contest thing hands down.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-14 09:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-09-14 08:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I waited two minutes for it to load and got an error. No picture.

DAMNIT!

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-14 07:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Amusing.

Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2004-09-14 07:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

godamn fetish, do you ever rate any posts here with anything but a -2? you like trolling or something. the only +ratings i have seen from you are for posts from females.


oh, and do you ever sleep?



honest questions, no bait here....dont read too much into it

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-09-14 07:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

isnt that picture from uglypeople.com ? dont think its you anyway

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:01:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

An earth-shattering piece of work. Truly brilliant.


Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THATWTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THATWTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THATWTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THATWTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THATWTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THATWTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THATWTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THATWTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THATWTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THATWTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THAT

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're parents must be so dissapointed

Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My boy is beautiful.



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You love it enough to make extra accounts

Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You love it

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

An earth-shattering piece of work. Truly brilliant.


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