I didn't realize you smoked (638 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (View user info) at 2004-09-14 11:27:06 EDT
The early morning walk to the subway, hung over, possibly still drunk. Stumbling along my way, susceptible to my surroundings, and semi-unaware of them, I'm really only thinking of one thing...the safety and comfort of my place of labor.
"Hey, can I ask you a question?", as I hear this my attention is focused on a mid sized, chubby, man wearing a strange arrangement of slightly off-white clothing and fronting a highly expansive, white beard. Is he glowing? He seems to be standing in a vortex surrounded by bureaucrats and suits, scurrying every which way, in there morning commutes.
Already severely discomposed by this abomination, I must have lost my senses to realize I had acknowledged his presence.
"Can you spare me a cigarette?." Ah, I was smoking one...but I don't have many left, I don't want to give away any, they're mine.
"Look at me! (as he displays his appearance to me) I'm the Lord God. Do you deny me?"... After what seemed to be far to much time, starring at this entity, I casually turn to blend back into the blur of daily commuters.
..."Away with you then!"...
User Reviews
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-09-19 14:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I smoke too much.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-14 12:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Now I need to go have a butt. Damn you!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-09-14 11:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hehe
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-14 11:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's Marlboro. Not may-I-borrow
It's Newport. Not support.
Grubs suck.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-09-14 11:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heaven is the ultimate marlboro country
smoke as much as you want and never die!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-14 11:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God also likes to talk in the third person. It's so invigorating.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-14 11:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You really have to switch from acid to peyote man. This is just plain ridiculous.
God only smokes cigars dumbass you know that.