The Truth about Lojope's Ass - or - A list of the Gays/Pedophiles on Ubersite (Bart and Fetish included) - or - That was my ass, morons. (1470 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.95 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sublime <this.is.ross.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-14 13:08:05 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44912
This post was a joke, Lojo and I were in on it together.
So, if it hasn't sunk in yet, for those of who said, "nice ass!" and who said "I'd do ya... in the pooper!" you were saying it to an underage boy. Let's just tally it up.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:00:37 (#)
Ranking: 1
You are lucky. Bare ass would have made me write better.
- Scroll to the bottom of the post, you'll write better forever
Submitted by Dino (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:04:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
1 point deduction for 3/4 shot
1 point deduction for no bare ass
- You'll +2 me for the pic
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:19:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Gladly.
- Pucker up hunnybun
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:08:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
i could live with that ass.
- And I do.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:21:11 (#)
Ranking: 1
I see what you're trying to do!
You're trying to break their concentration by showing some ass!
Well, it won't work on me...because...um...ah...
What was I saying?
- Its working, its working.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:23:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I certainly would.
- I would do me too.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:30:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
That is a very nice ass.
- what can i say, I work out
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:44:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:23:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I certainly would.
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Twice.
- Gimme one around the hole
Submitted by MisterUnfortunate (user info) at 2004-09-13 22:55:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey Lojo - I'll +2 the next one if it's bare ass...
- Get your plus 2 ready then
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-13 23:27:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Aren't butts great?
- Apparently mine is.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:03:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
lojope: go +2 me the rating sucks
DJMattB241: lmao okay hold on
lojope: I thought people could take a joke better
DJMattB241: i laughed.
DJMattB241: and then i thought "nice ass"
- Lojo thought so too.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:12:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, you gotta nice ass.
- You wish you were drunk when you wrote that
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:34:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's quite the ass!
- I told you i work out!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:52:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would give you the penal insert.
- Take a number Falco
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-14 02:08:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-13 23:27:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Aren't butts great?
- Haha, bart fell for it.
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-09-14 02:28:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like a denim covered peach or something.
And because noone's done it:
I'd do you...
...
In the pooper.
- You're not taking my flower
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-14 04:15:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
- You're gay now.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-14 08:22:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Lojo's bum!
- what about mine?!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-14 09:39:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice can!
- Thanks,
As you can see, either you all have a problem, or i could make millions as a drag queen, either way we're all screwed up.
What did we learn here? Believe most of what you see, some of what you read and none of what you hear.
Now for my favorite reply
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-09-14 08:26:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your fans need better jerkoff material than that.
And here it is.
User Reviews
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO COMMENT!?!!!!!!!!!1111
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought that it was pretty funny.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny---but seriously, where are the uber montreal pics???
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-16 15:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. With all of the REAL shit floating around on uber this was mild.
Everyone seems to be pissy today.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-16 15:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
those are my regular jeans, i just pulled them to the front to make them look really tight
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-09-16 02:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for having the courage to wear chick jeans.
-Bus
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-09-16 01:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-15 02:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A Mach 3 and a tube of KY and I'd still fuck it.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-15 02:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For the record, in reguards to Loren's comment, it was never my goal to "bait people in an attempt to make them feel bad".
Not in any way. I didn't think anyone would feel bad about this. If anyone did, I am sorry. I just thought it would be funny to see how people would react if they knew they had "hit on" a boy's ass. I thought those who did hit on "my ass" would think it was funny too, and we'd all have a good laugh together.
For the most part, that's what happened.
If any of you didn't think it was funny and were upset, I really am sorry. It was never my intent to upset anyone.
If any of you just didn't think it was funny, that's fine. We all have different senses of humor I guess.
Frankly, I've come to realize that I have a lovely bunch of flamers who like to follow me around and say cruel things on my posts, just because it's me, no matter what I write. I'm tired of it and don't see much reason to put any effort into my posts anymore because of it. So I posted something to amuse myself. Why try to please the masses if the masses are assholes? So I just decided to goof around and do something I thought was funny.
But inadvertantly hurting someone by doing so is not what I had in mind, and if that truly happened, I feel bad about it. Again, I am sorry.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-09-15 00:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:21:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid. Both posts.
Baiting people in the attempt to make them feel bad doesn't do it for me.
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amen!
Submitted by Dino (user info) at 2004-09-14 22:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ya know, when I watch Maury Povich and they have those drag queens and real women on, I hardly ever guess right anyway.
I feel so dirty and used.
Damn Shenanigans!
Allright, listen here sublime and lojope...
Real shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Your Shenanigans are cruel and tragic,
which makes them not shenanigans at all, really.
Evil Shenanigans!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-14 22:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Falco, 812, remember it.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-14 22:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-14 00:52:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would give you the penal insert.
- Take a number Falco
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I was serious. Now give me the number.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-14 21:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I called it right when I said it sucked.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-09-14 21:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My blinding animosity for all things jolope stopped me from ever seeing that.
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:30:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
Fact: Fetish still would.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-09-14 21:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Fucking Hillarious!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-14 21:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't apologize, If you didn't like it you didn't like it.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-09-14 21:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the interesting stuff that keeps me coming back for more.
Sorry sublime.
Submitted by Degreeless3 (user info) at 2004-09-14 21:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Cellulite.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-09-14 21:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, you showed me your ass on webcam. Twice. Don't need to see it again.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-14 21:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:21:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid. Both posts.
Baiting people in the attempt to make them feel bad doesn't do it for me.
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-09-14 19:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Ass like a 10 year old boy"
(Bill Paxton - 'True Lies')
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-14 19:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha! Nice.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-14 19:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-14 18:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is pretty damn funny. I'm adding it to "Fetish Recommends" on UberSearch.
http://ubersearch.dontexist.com/
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-14 18:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:30:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
Fact: Fetish still would.
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Fact: Stanley Tuesday already has.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-14 18:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates even more>
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-14 18:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sublime, you have a girly ass.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-09-14 17:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is golden
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-09-14 16:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Skippy (user info) at 2004-09-14 16:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-14 16:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll hold you to that method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-14 16:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd still fuck you
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-14 16:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ugh.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-09-14 15:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PROVE IT!
Submitted by ATTNGHEYMENZ (user info) at 2004-09-14 15:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN GHEY PEDO MENZ!!!1!11
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-09-14 15:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Burn!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-14 15:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY MENZ!!!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-14 15:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
I knew it wasn't her ass.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-14 15:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! This was too much fun!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-14 14:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, I I haven't read the text yet, but +2 for more of lojope's hot ass! I'd do it.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-14 14:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, Ross, you have the hottest ass I've ever seen on a guy.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-14 14:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buhahahahahaha
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn that chicks ass is hairy.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking brilliant.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fact: Fetish still would.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:26:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, I just don't think of this as funny. I didn't even get burned and I still don't think it's funny.
You guys actually talk to each other off the website? I thought everyone here was locked in the can like me. I don't get to chat to anybody, they're afraid that I would get a razor transmitted via the web into my deadly hands.
You would get sliced for this with a knife in prison I hope you know.
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some of them have met each other, if one of them got aids, i'm sure it'd be on the most heated.
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who gives a shit.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed. Sneaky bastards!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, I just don't think of this as funny. I didn't even get burned and I still don't think it's funny.
You guys actually talk to each other off the website? I thought everyone here was locked in the can like me. I don't get to chat to anybody, they're afraid that I would get a razor transmitted via the web into my deadly hands.
You would get sliced for this with a knife in prison I hope you know.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually it was more of an attempt to bait people into not giving a +2 just because theres a girls ass.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Been there, done that.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid. Both posts.
Baiting people in the attempt to make them feel bad doesn't do it for me.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!onehundredandeleven!!!!!!!!!
I KNEW my spider senses were tingling with that ass. The jeans went too high for a twenty-something chick.
I'd like to thank regular sex with a willing partner for making it possible for me to see the obvious.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ah-ha, i knew something wasn't right, mwuahahhahaaaaaaa, well done.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fetish wants your ass, move to Nunavut.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Clever
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy way to fuck with everyone, Batman!
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-09-14 13:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You two both have way too much time on your hands.