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VOTE for BUST A MOVE BUST A HIP ENTRY 2 AND RICO SUAVE WILL SHOW HIS COCK TO CHU (803 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: -0.13 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rico Suave: The Ladies Man (View user info) at 2004-09-14 15:09:47 EDT


Oh man, I just got done reading the greatest UberMaddness post ever. It moved me to tears with it's humor and enthralled me with it's touching characters. Check it out mans http://www.ubersite.com/m/44983

Forget that first entry. This one has the beef. It has moved me so much that if chu vote for eet and chu are a lady, Rico will show you his enormous penis. If chu are a mans and chu don't want to see dat, Rico will show you a peecture of one of his many ladies naked. Either way, it's a ween ween seetuation. So go on, vote for entry two of Bust-A -Move, Bust-A-hip and Rico will reward chu in thee future

Hasta la luego de muerte, cabrones.

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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-14 21:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

First...this is too late.

Second...'Ring of Fire' is Johnny Cash.



Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-09-14 20:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stop being such a cunt, poly. If he decides he doesn't want to write something worthwhile, so be it. His post had so much potential, though...

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-14 19:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You know what, Habeeb? FUCK YOU.

This is it, man.

I tried to help get you unbanned twice, and I regret every ounce of effort I put into it.

You took a lot of peoples' time and hard work and pissed all over them.

You threw this competition right back in Jeremy's face, when alot of other people, had they been running it, would not have even allowed you to compete.

So congratulations, Trevor, you're a fucking cunt. I know you're probably laughing at this "hee-haw mudda fucka" and how pissed I am, but I don't give a shit.

I'm sorry anyone's ever given you a chance.

You should've been aborted.

Fuck you again.

Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-09-14 19:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ricooooo Suaaaaavéeeeee

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-09-14 18:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There's still like, a weeks worth of voting. What's the point in this?

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-09-14 18:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate Willie Nelson.

And why does Rico change dialect mid-post? He goes from dude to chico in the blink of an eye.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-14 17:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-09-14 15:13:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

What?

I ain't Rico Suave??

You can't DQ me for one of my fans loyal support

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

RAAAA

***

That made me laugh.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-14 17:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-14 16:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Gotta admit, this last ditch effort to win did make me chuckle a little.

Submitted by estupid (user info) at 2004-09-14 16:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What is the clumsiest bee?





















A bumbling bee

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-09-14 16:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

+2 No comment.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-14 15:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that story was very mean at the end.
why does everyone have a problem with jews?

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-14 15:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've missed you Rico!

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2004-09-14 15:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ditto to JohnGalt

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-09-14 15:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What?

I ain't Rico Suave??

You can't DQ me for one of my fans loyal support

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

RAAAA


Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-09-14 15:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ooops...wrong 2

Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-09-14 15:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man, I'm glad I voted for Entry 1.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-14 15:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yep, Habeeb is DQed. Can't say I'm surprised.


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