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Can you teach a bird to fly or a fish to swim ? (614 hits)

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Submitted by <jfitz99.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-15 09:28:39 EDT


Well, can you?

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-15 17:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm a fan

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-15 16:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You don't have to. They can do it instinctively. The same way you piss people off.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-15 14:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes.






































Die.

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*points to his Intelligence PSA wordlessly*

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-15 09:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You might be able to.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-09-15 09:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

if i eva c u im goin 2 ram ma 10inch blak cok up ur ass so tht ur boyfreind will b pickin bits o scabs off his cok 4 years im goin 2 rape ur maw if i eva c her then ur dad then tht minky aicha cunt i swear u plamf ur a waste o a baw bag and ur gettin the livin shit knoked out u u cok sukin asswipe fukin pleb faced GINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!u r a gingaaa wi a very hairy muff jst like ur maw cos iv had her plenty o times and ur dad has a maggot and they r shit 4 sexual favours such as bj's and wankin me off they need sum serious help bringin u up u need a fukin docter mate and by the way get a fukin hair cut u spotty carrot topped excuse 4 a plamf and u wud b gr8 4 ma pal rosie seaman cos she has the same amount of spots as u mayb even more and she has them on her fangita nd i squeezed them they popped and the puss burnt a hole in ma hand very leathel i must say ma sel

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I got this from one of the worst ever post. I believe that this is its rightful place



Submitted by shane2004 (user info) at 2004-09-15 09:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I try to keep my chimp away from the computer , he has this bad habit of trying to eat the mouse !

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-09-15 09:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No! Such is Mango!

Submitted by JungleJane (user info) at 2004-09-15 09:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow. Such profound questions keep me up late at night.

Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2004-09-15 09:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Can you teach a chimp to stop mindlessly mashing buttons at a keyboard?

We'll see.


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