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Happy Birthday Loren (649 hits)

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Rating: 1.25 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Icarus1987 (View user info) at 2004-09-15 10:45:37 EDT

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I took five minutes of my workday to make you a card because so few e-cards deal with total world domination (kids today just don't dream like we do.) When you rule the world, can I be in charge of smiting stuff?

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User Reviews

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Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice B-day card. Very smooth.

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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Assholes begitting assholes, shlongy?.. Aphrodite must be at the bottom of this.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ironically, Loren...I dig pussies, too.

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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks, you rock.

I truly hate when it's my birthday, but I dig kitties.

Hark hark
the dogs do bark
The Duke is fond of kittens
He likes to take their insides out
and use their fur for mittens.


Good times!

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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday!


Kittens.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who said anything about reading it?

I can rip you a new asshole without reading this happy horseshit.

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Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is this available for retail? Just kidding, or am I?

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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Meow.

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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Then why'd you read it, moron?

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-15 10:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think one Happy Fucking Birthday post per day almost exceeds the limit...now we need a second?

No thanks, Sherlock.

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Submitted by TheRateMachine (user info) at 2004-09-15 10:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am the rate machine.

you have been rated.

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Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-09-15 10:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I love kittens

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