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I just got my camera back (dont read this if you don't want to hear another ubercon story or see another bunch of pictures) (1453 hits)

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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2004-09-15 11:35:32 EDT

Yes, I know you are sick of hearing about it.

Yes, I know it was two months ago.

Yes, fuck off, etc etc etc... I just got my camera back and I wanted to share.

If you don't want to read a shit post, go ahead and go here http://www.ubersite.com/u/corn_nugget and read some of my other posts. Or just -2 me and bitch about this one. I don't care. But don't say I didn't warn you.

Where was my camera? It was sitting under Matt Mai's ass, and he looked so cute and comfortable sleeping in that chair that I couldn't bare to ask him to get up.

Let me start at the begining.

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Method said that he'd find SOMEONE to drive me to the airport Sunday morning. Lojo said she'd do it (or at least that's what Method told me, but... he's known for making up stories... I mean, have you SEEN this (NSFW http://www.ubersite.com/m/37689))?

I pass out on Saturday night, snug with the knowledge that I have a ride to the airport. I wake up terrified by the knowledge that Lojope didn't drive to New Hampshire, and Method isn't at Creeps house.

Who the fuck is going to take me to the airport?

Matt? No, he's sleeping and has no car.

Drunk Porn Guy? No.

Aj? His hand is covered in cum (http://www.ubersite.com/m/43595), and he has no car.

Creep or Tiff? I couldn't bare to walk through the pile of condoms that surrounded their bedroom door, so no.

Lojope? No car, and still drunk.

JohnGalt? No car.

That leaves...

JMG114.

"Jared- um..." I stand above his sleeping bag, nudging him with my toe. "Jared." Nothing. He's out cold, drool pooling on the pillow, hair in a fluffly mess.

"mmmm?"

"Jared?"

"mmm?"

"Hey, can you drive me to the airport?"

"What? What?" He's up. "When?"

"right now."

"It's 6 am!!!"

"I'm sorry..." I explain the situation to him. Then I run downstairs to get my camera.

My camera is under Matt (I already told you this part, remember?) so I left without it.

But don't worry, I got it back!!

Ta DA!!

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User Reviews

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-15 17:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-09-15 16:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like hearing these stories/seeing all the pictures. It's people having fun, you can't go wrong!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-15 16:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sideburns,

Orange shirt is Lojope
AJ has the white jersey on with the orange lei ( i made him wear it! ) and next to
him in the blue shirt is nomad.

ehhh.... I'm in the very bottom pic pink shirt on the left... also in that
pic is creep firebombing and his wife tiffy.

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-15 16:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Aj still looks gay.

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-15 16:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Val looks hot.

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-15 16:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AJ looks like a faggot.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-09-15 15:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

5 bucks to anyone who posts a picture of me at the Ubercon.

Yes, I was there... for a little while anyways.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-15 15:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So, give me something to go gy-- I've figured out who Donitsu is-- and I know who Method is, seeing as how it's my homie.

The dude in most of the pictures is DonkeyOnTheEdge-- who looks like he was caught red-handed in that picture with the beer.

Who's everybody else?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HEY! I can't believe Corn Nugget stole my "TA DA"!!!

That's weak.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You got it back, but from the looks of the pictures, I bet you're kind of sorry you did, eh?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:53:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

You're emailing me pics, dammit.

uberaj.at.gmail.com
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you took some pics AJ. Where are they? I want to see the one you took with all of
us right before you left!!!

COME OOOOON!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Best Ubercon EVAR!!!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

McCullum, I agree. I was eating a not so good noodle salad and it seriously turned off my already frailed appetite.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't know who the blonde 'fleshalanche' is near the bottom, but this should have had an NSFYS* warning on it.

*Not Safe For Your Stomach

Submitted by The Omega <True. True.> at 2004-09-15 12:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Ma! Come look at all the fat, sexually repressed people!

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Isn't that picture of Donkey licking the sucker HOT?

Isn't it?

ISN"T IT?!

it is!

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Could I get some more gay pics in there? Thanks! =)

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

His address is:

Don Homerstuckle
2105 Mayburry lane.
Urgah, NH 11594

(yay for return addresses on envelopes!)

***

HAHAHAHA

SHENANIGANS!

That's neither Don's real last name, street address, nor home town.

You're emailing me pics, dammit.

uberaj.at.gmail.com

Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:37:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Oooooh, Val-baby, you work that Ring Pop.
===========================
what she said.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, and thanks to donitsu, who mailed the camera back...

His address is:

Don Homerstuckle
2105 Mayburry lane.
Urgah, NH 11594

(yay for return addresses on envelopes!)

Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the beer bong

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"[JMG was] out cold, drool pooling on the pillow, hair in a fluffly mess."

See anything you like, ladies? There's plenty of me to go around.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for "Ta Da" Although, i'm sure shlongy owns the copyright to the phrase.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

go Ubercon w00

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-15 11:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oooooh, Val-baby, you work that Ring Pop.