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Carolina Panthers (960 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: -0.15 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by GassyGirl73 (View user info) at 2004-09-15 11:59:39 EDT

The Carolina Panthers. I remember when they first told us North Carolina (Charlotte) was getting a Pro NFL team. We could not believe it.
I mean, this is the deep south. The Braves are it. There ain't shit in the way of sports anywhere in this vicinity. So needless to say - we were excited.

I'm in South Carolina (Charleston) by the way.

Then they dropped the bomb. The Carolina Panthers were for both Carolinas. North and South.

What the fuck?
Whose faggotty idea was that?
South Carolinians don't benefit from that fucking team in any way, shape, or form.
I mean seriously - we don't get ticket discounts. Our local government doesn't benefit from any of the profits generated. And we are a fuck of a drive away from watching a damn game. No one that watches the games assumes that South Carolina is related to that team - they don't have mullets and spit chaw. They even have gay ass North Carolina Colors.

What the fuck are they thinking? And who are they?
Fuck the Carolina Panthers - The North Carolina Panthers -

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User Reviews

Submitted by TheRateMachine (user info) at 2004-09-16 11:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

silly retarded slore.

you have been rated.

Submitted by glasscpp (user info) at 2004-09-16 10:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ajanssen:
"What the fuck is going on when you assholes say "I rooted for them last year" or "I'll root for them this year"? "

Hey jackass, try reading the replies! Seriously!

When Envenom made this comment:
"I rooted for them last year, but only because they had a couple of Buckeyes as wideouts."

He is referencing the SuperBowl dumbass. When our team, the Browns that is IF you would read, didn't make it, well we're still football fans and we like to root for some team in the playoffs. For me since the Browns are in the AFC, whenever it comes to the SuperBowl I always, ALWAYS root for the AFC team! As for Envenom well that's obvious, his fellow Bucks were on the team. You truly are as dumb as "Average rating of all messages: -0.06" which must be your "sperm count" eh... dumbass...

Geesh, some people!

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2004-09-15 21:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck is going on when you assholes say "I rooted for them last year" or "I'll root for them this year"? They don't need fickle, jump on a bandwagon jackals that claim to be fans. Oh! you like the team only when they have a winning season? You like them this season because they have a player that went to the same college that your whore girlfriend did? How about you root for my fucking sperm count. Assholes.

Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-09-15 17:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck the packers. i fucking hate the packers. shit, i fucking hate everyone from wisconsin. stay the hell out of michigan

GO LIONS WOO!!!!

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-09-15 17:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha, Cowboys...

Series record: Browns lead, 17-10.

Last meeting: Browns won, 19-14, Dec. 10, 1994, in Texas Stadium. Safety Eric Turner (RIP) tackled tight end Jay Novacek at the 1-yard line as time expired. Vinny Testaverde was the Browns' starting quarterback.

Fuck "America's team."

I rooted for them last year, but only because they had a couple of Buckeyes as wideouts.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-15 16:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ah but you have Keshan now.

no i have no idea how to spell that, sound it out

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-09-15 16:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think he's very overrated.

That, and a shitload of spite because he beat us.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-15 16:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How could you possibly hate Jake?

Submitted by rurumon <rurumon88.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-09-15 16:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, go cowboys.

anyone notice vinny intercepteverde threw for 355 yards last week? Now if only he could throw some TDs

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-09-15 16:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, they have. Trust me, I know.

As for the Browns, how can anyone not like them? I was really pulling for them when they made the playoffs a couple years ago. They were a 9-7 with mediocre defense, average offese, and a quarterback situation. They played with heart, and I think that's the shit.

It brought a tear to my eye when they beat Baltimore. Not that I don't like the Ravens, but I love it when a team like the Browns kicks some ass.

Who the fuck am I talking to?

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-09-15 15:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha. Yeah kc, and apparently the Eagles have gotten quite good at that too.

GO BROWNS!!!!

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-15 15:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Carolina let me down big time Monday night.

I'm pulling for the Cowboys this season anyway.

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-09-15 15:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2004-09-15 13:00:25 (#)
Ranking: 1

Carolina is truly an overated team. Luck, not skill, brought them to the Superbowl last year. Julius Peppers and the "front 4" on the defensive line are allegedly the best in the league but were easily exploited by Ahman Green and the rest of Green Bay's offense. To sum things things up the Panthers fucking blow and thank God I'm not from the Carolinas.

Go Cowboys.
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Brilliant.

The only reason the Panthers made it to the Super Bowl is because the Eagles choked. What was it, seven wins by three points or less? Jesus. Just for the record, Jake Delhomme is a pussy and I hate him with a passion. Seriously, I would rather lose to the Cowboys or any other team 30 times than lose to Carolina once more. I can't wait till October 17th, when the Panters will be skinned and turned into fur coats, but no one will buy them because the Panthers suck.

Go Eagles.

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-09-15 15:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No one that watches the games assumes that South Carolina is related to that team - they don't have mullets and spit chaw.
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Haha. Good stuff.

We don't get breaks on tix either gassygirl. What did you expect? At least they're in Charlotte, right on the border.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-15 15:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like broads who use the phrase "mother fuckers". As long as they're thin.

Submitted by Duckhunter7382 (user info) at 2004-09-15 15:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Either way the Packers schooled them good Monday night and the panthers have little chance of even repeating a playoff appearance this year.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-15 14:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

not worth the trouble

why don't you go to great Bog-Off Festival instead.

Submitted by rurumon <rurumon88.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-09-15 14:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why dont you just root for the falcons?

Submitted by CumFaceBallSnatch (user info) at 2004-09-15 14:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I love giving southern girls the copperfield. I am sure you would enjoy anything involving a man fucking you.

Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-09-15 14:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-09-15 13:57:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

Well than, its just as fucking gay or more god damned gay.

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Are you 14?
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Two things:
First, your question - No, I am not 14. I was being facetious. Sorry you didn't get it. I do however find very immature and disgusting sometimes stupid and unfunny shit hilarious - which may benefit you someday.
Second, there is no reason for you to continuously -2 the post ass clown.

Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-09-15 13:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well than, its just as fucking gay or more god damned gay.

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Are you 14?

Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-09-15 13:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well than, its just as fucking gay or more god damned gay.
More states being fucked over by The Man.

I'll get this shit handled - I'll tell you that right now.
Mother fuckers.

Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-09-15 13:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-09-15 13:45:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess as far as the Pats go - everyone knows New England is comprised of Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island and Vermont. So its not quite as gay to say they represent the New England States.

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Yeah, but everyone here knows the Pat's are Massachusett's team. We let the other states come to Foxboro sometimes and have some fun.

Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-09-15 13:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess as far as the Pats go - everyone knows New England is comprised of Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island and Vermont. So its not quite as gay to say they represent the New England States.

Submitted by kingjc (user info) at 2004-09-15 13:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

go redskins!

Submitted by beerguy (user info) at 2004-09-15 13:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

The New England Patriots are shared amongst 6 states, so no sympathy here... at least we have a couple of superbowls!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-15 13:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GO EAGLES!

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2004-09-15 13:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Carolina is truly an overated team. Luck, not skill, brought them to the Superbowl last year. Julius Peppers and the "front 4" on the defensive line are allegedly the best in the league but were easily exploited by Ahman Green and the rest of Green Bay's offense. To sum things things up the Panthers fucking blow and thank God I'm not from the Carolinas.

Go Cowboys.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

(Waiting for Loki's response)

Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

LOMG, you must have been very sad when my Pats beat them up last year.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

be glad

they suck

Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah! And they're going to get their asses kicked in Arrowhead Stadium next Sunday!

Submitted by glasscpp (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GO BROWNS WOO!!!

cheers,
glasscpp

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sorry, BigGayAl...Shlongy's ass is an exit only orafice.

Go bang Timmeh.

Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Does not matter.

This matters

Packers: 24
Panthers: 14

GO PACK WOO!

Submitted by BigGayAl (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i also have the good sense to want to fuck schlongys brains out.
i can just see his tight ass now.

oops - i just spackled.

Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm actually a Tarheel - born in Mecklenburg County.
And I won't argue that SC sucks.
But whose gay idea was it to make it for both states?
Thats just fuckin stoopid.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Fuck the Panthers.

You're getting a + from Shlongy because...
1) You're in SC
b) You have the good sense to want to fuck Shlongy's brains out

Go Raiders.

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Didn't anyone tell you? We got the team cause S.C. sucks.

Submitted by BigGayAl (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yippee for football!!! lots of young men in tight pants with bulges.
I just love the panthersssss...they make me moist.

Submitted by Garet_Jax (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Green Bay Packers! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Submitted by TheRateMachine (user info) at 2004-09-15 12:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Snore