UberMadness! Body Count (1310 hits)
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Submitted by Slovin (View user info) at 2004-09-15 22:12:50 EDT
http://tbd.yi.org/umbc.php
I'm not posting it directly in here so I can update it without having to re-submit it.
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-13 05:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kochier is a nuking bastard. Bart-Bart, I can't see how you can ban brendan but not this guy.
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:50:19 EDT (#)
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I didn't get tired of it, it's just difficult given my current schedule.
Even to read the 10 that I did, I had to print out every one and highlight the deaths to enter into the database and vote on later.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-13 00:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit...I -2'd this? What the hell!??!!?!?!?!!!!!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-13 00:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SLOVIN! You got tired of reading ubermadness stories?!?!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is one of my favorite posts.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-09-19 21:10:00 EDT (#)
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No, the recent death of over 6 billion people has not thrown off my calculations.
The count is currently 59.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:19:17 EDT (#)
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Nevermind
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:18:14 EDT (#)
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Slovin!
What's the total body count now? I can't figure out your page.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-18 17:03:17 EDT (#)
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+2 for calling out Legendary_Threat.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-09-16 21:43:40 EDT (#)
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Ah, right, I missed those 30 deaths somehow.
The new total is 47 (17 normal deaths and 30 mass killings).
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-09-16 17:01:06 EDT (#)
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hahahaha, great
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-16 17:00:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-09-16 16:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, and there were 32 deaths in Entry 2 in Bust-A-Move, Bust-A-Hip.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-09-16 16:46:11 EDT (#)
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Fuck you, Slovin! I had one as well. You bitch. Have a +1 anyway.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-09-16 16:37:38 EDT (#)
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Hey Slovin, shoot me an email. jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-16 11:34:17 EDT (#)
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I am wondering if we could be seeing a trend developing where the first to submit is also more likely to contain some sort of death... and more importantly, what does that say about their mothers' sexuality?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-16 11:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant.
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-16 11:26:39 EDT (#)
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Love it. I realized you people have a special affinity for death stories.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-16 11:19:22 EDT (#)
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Good stuff. I'll see if I can add few bodie when my bracket finally gets up...
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-09-16 05:58:58 EDT (#)
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I was thinking the same thing the other day
someone has to die and someone has to be insane. Its just how it goes.
Submitted by TheRateMachine (user info) at 2004-09-16 05:52:14 EDT (#)
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You have been rated.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-09-16 04:48:25 EDT (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-09-16 01:11:01 EDT (#)
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This is honestly the best idea ever.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-09-16 00:08:34 EDT (#)
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hahahaha cool idea.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-16 00:01:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-15 22:59:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Clever.
I'm working a nuclear holocaust into my story even if the title is 'Look at my pretty new shoes' or something equally lame.
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I think he was joking. That's pretty funny, guy.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-15 23:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO RANDOM DEATHS WOO!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-15 23:43:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-15 23:34:29 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I bet people just add in random killings now just because of this.
Submitted by alu (user info) at 2004-09-15 23:25:52 EDT (#)
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I'd like to think this would help discourage the depressing stories in Ubermadness, but it looks like it's just making it a competition. Good luck to all in your homicidal writings.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-15 23:18:04 EDT (#)
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Oops. Clicked the link before and forgot to rate.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-15 23:13:22 EDT (#)
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Great idea.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-15 23:12:11 EDT (#)
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Makes me want to write about the life and times of Adolf Hitler so I can set some kind of Ubermadness record.
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-09-15 23:08:22 EDT (#)
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Haha I bet it reaches the thousands by the end. One story's just gonna have like 500 people die randomly.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-15 23:07:55 EDT (#)
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heh....damn good idea
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-15 23:01:43 EDT (#)
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Uh, Jack, you might not want to give information out like that, that might be grounds for a DQ (I don't know, I hope not), but be careful.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-15 22:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Clever.
I'm working a nuclear holocaust into my story even if the title is 'Look at my pretty new shoes' or something equally lame.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-15 22:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-09-15 22:49:39 EDT (#)
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Ah, yeah, a separate mass killings section might be useful. I'll have to wait and see exactly how violent these entries become.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-09-15 22:48:54 EDT (#)
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I was actually thinking about that, and in cases where a specific number wasn't listed (mass explosions, etc) I would find a recent news story about a similar event actually happening and taking the body count from there.
Or I could do a range. In either case the names wouldn't be listed.
Perhaps the authors could be the authority on the death toll of their works?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-09-15 22:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just a thought... how are you going to handle something like "I blew up the building and killed all ninety people inside:?
Maybe you could create a side count of "major body count" incidents.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-15 22:43:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-15 22:27:53 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-09-15 22:26:45 EDT (#)
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This was a fucking brilliant idea. I'm gonna see if I can get bart to change the category to UberMadness.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-15 22:24:47 EDT (#)
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Haha, awesome.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-15 22:20:36 EDT (#)
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Woo!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-15 22:20:21 EDT (#)
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Beautiful.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-15 22:17:46 EDT (#)
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Do you know that scene from National Lampoon's Christmas vacation when they turn on their electrical lights and the meters go crazy? That is what is going to happen to your body count after I get done with my story.
I think that is a hilarious and great idea.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-09-15 22:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes...I thought the posts were a little grim. Great idea!!!