Defragmenting (485 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -0.11 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Electro - Crapo Artworks (View user info) at 2004-09-16 20:52:05 EDT
Brain:"Computer, you been running too damn slow. Its pissing me off. Preform a Defragment."
Computer:"Running dfrg.msc..."
Computer:"Compressing Files..."
Computer:"Moving Gyro.exe..."
Brain:"Now, while you do that... I shall.."
Computer:"Error" *EER ERR*
Brain:"What the hell is it now?"
Computer:"Disk Defragment has been halted because the application Masturbation.exe is still running."
Brain:"That application isn't running."
Computer:"Yes it is... go check out the opticals."
Brain:"Alright."
(7 seconds later... ok, I lied, more like a few minutes later...)
Brain:"Damn that mickginny and those nsfw redhead pictures..."
Computer:"Shall I end task of Masturbation.exe?"
Brain:"Is it even safe to do that?"
Computer:"Never tried. Lets find out."
(Ending Process of Masturbation.exe...)
Me:"WHAT THE FUCK?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
Brain:"So thats what happens? It.?"
Computer:"Yes. Now to continue defragmenting..."
Me:"WHY ME GOD! WHY ME!"
Computer:"Moving file... Doom2.wad"
Computer:"Moving file... aim.exe"
Computer:"Moving file... JeoBeer.GIF"
Computer:"Moving file... StickDeath.GIF"
Computer:"Moving file... Gyro9.wav"
Computer:"Compressing files..."
Computer:"Done."
Brain:"That was quick. You finished that fast?"
Computer:"Nah, I just did a little bit. I don't really like to organize myself."
Brain:"Lazy ass."
Computer:"Megabyte me."
Brain:"Can we just get back to watching porn, please?"
Computer:"Executing Masturbation.exe..."
* Hallelujah *
User Reviews
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-17 19:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got the matchup...
Its gonna be...
Ingsoc
VS
Kaelic
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-09-17 18:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaelic is hilarious.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-17 09:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey there whiny ass.
Did I say I do it? no..
Oh, one more thing...
Crash...
And...
Burn..........
You gettin another whoopin kaelic.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-17 08:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Post was crap, but I liked the little characters.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-09-17 01:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has got to be one of the most horrible posts I have ever read. You actually wrote a post about your compulsive masturbation?
Here's an idea: Get off your fat, lazy, gif making, lego playing with ass, and go get some exercise or something, you cock sucking piece of homosexual dog shit. Beating your junk raw does not count.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-17 01:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
rollin them big fours
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-17 00:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no...
but something else happens...
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-09-17 00:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well *I* still liked it.
so, like, does the green one rape the purple one or what?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-16 23:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That little green dude is so cute.
Submitted by Pingu (user info) at 2004-09-16 23:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Were you going for funny? I really can't tell.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-09-16 22:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate the internet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-16 21:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I did a defrag on my hardon just last Monday.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-16 21:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's my computer.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-09-16 21:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I didnt even GET that animation
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-16 21:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is worse than my posts, and I'm trying to be shitty!
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-09-16 21:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, you just did- but you know what I mean.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-09-16 21:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You never cease with your avalanche of liquid shit. Your animations are not cool or interesting or funny. Anyone can make a shitty post appealing to people's baser instincts, as you do.
I have yet to see a post of yours which I enjoy, much like the Fetish. But I suppose you're right in that I'm an asshole on occasion, but really- I hate your posts, and you just seem untalented to me. Of course, not everyone feels that way. Do your thing, and I'll have no part of it.
Why don't you try writing something?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-16 21:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, so you're ripping off Jonukah's brain and computer thing. What next genius?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-16 21:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah, he's just an asshole.
He -2's my posts for no reason, too.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-16 21:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-16 21:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ingsoc, seriously, are you just an asshole to me?
what in the hell is your deal?
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-09-16 20:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Our house! In the middle of our street, our house!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-16 20:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment