Uberpoll: What kind of Transformer would you be? (1264 hits)
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Submitted by whiskeyjack (View user info) at 2004-09-16 21:59:37 EDT
We all know and love those kickass robots called Transformers. Oh and if you don't then there is a place in the deepest pits of hell reserved for you, where Richard Simmons will have his way with you.
Anyway, back to the matter at hand. What I want to know is: what kind of Transformer would you want to be? Any vechicle at all. Except if you would like to be a faggy car like a mini-coop keep it to yourself; your a disgrace to transforming robots everywhere.
I'd want to be a Ferrari; for all the obvious reasons.
Autobots, assemble and roll out!
User Reviews
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-25 01:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if anyone's been paying attention to my previous posts (Geek-off) we all know I'd be the '82 Pontiac Trans-Am
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 03:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think there are enough nuclear ballistic submarines who can also turn into space ships AND a giant robot.
Fuck yeah.
Blitzwing was cool as mind.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-06-29 03:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love Starscream.
But Jazz was the shit what was he? a porche? I always thought he was a badass bemmer.
Submitted by hotness44 at 2004-09-26 01:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The guy who wrote this is my brother.. get a fuckin life bro! do your homework dammit and stop eating all of the frutios, fuck.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-23 01:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i would be a can opener transformer
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2004-09-17 17:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd be Tremor (the ride-a-mower).
"I'll fuck a gopher up, man!"
"For the last time, Saltshaker, you can't join the autobots."
"Well why not?"
"You're going to make me say it, aren't you: you turn into a pretzel cart. How does that look?"
http://www.bandwidththeater.com/morethan.html
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-09-17 13:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will stay a man, thank you vary much!!!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42861
Sign my partition to legalese the killing of transformers!
Submitted by Gram_Cracker (user info) at 2004-09-17 13:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I was a transformer, I would kill you.
Submitted by trees (user info) at 2004-09-17 10:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The first thing that came to mind was the Porche, from the old school original Autobots. I think his name was Blue Streak.
But then imagination kicked in.
I would be Throbber. The Transformer dildo.
That would be sweet.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-17 09:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ironhide.
He was the crustiest, baddass motherfucker in the group.
Submitted by Mike_Hocksbig (user info) at 2004-09-17 09:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would wantto be one of the jets, then i could fly and fuck ll the cars up.
Submitted by captainflibby (user info) at 2004-09-17 03:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't seen Transformers in a long time.
Optimus Prime is the shit.
That, and he's jewish.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-17 03:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Omega Supreme. That guy a train, battleship, and space shuttle all in one. I had that shit when I was a kid.
Submitted by TheRateMachine (user info) at 2004-09-17 03:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Optimus Prime motherfucker!
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2004-09-17 03:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the dinobots were my favourite
they fucked up unicron good
MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-17 00:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear God yes! Transformers rule! I'd want to be a fucking hummer.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-16 22:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My mom wouldn't let me watch them. She said it was evil. Go figure.
For the few that I saw, I liked the panther/vhs thing that went into space.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-16 22:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Probably the kind that gives out -2's like it was Halloween.
Is there one like that?
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-16 22:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Starscream, bitches.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-16 22:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
High Voltage Step-Up
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2004-09-16 22:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.wilenkin.com/transformers/Video_player_06_content.html
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-16 22:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would go from WillZone to Koolmang to lojope to squattail.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-16 22:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Optimus fucking Prime of course. Or that bad ass one that was a Jet, I can't remember his name.
Submitted by TheAbyssLord (user info) at 2004-09-16 22:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It deserves no lower than a 2 for haveing a pic of Optimus Prime!
I would be a Sport Motorcycle with a big floppy deformed dink.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-16 22:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of the jets. Like Starscream only more badass.
Oh god, I have to watch the Transformers movie again now...
Dammit!!