proof that time travel is possible... (690 hits)
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Submitted by screaney (View user info) at 2004-09-17 14:39:16 EDT
so you've read einstein's special theory of relativity and the twin's paradox and by now are thinking that you want to pull a 'futurama' stunt and end up 200 years down the road. or was it 1000...oh nevermind.
well einstein never said anything about what marty mcfly did in back to the future I. rather, he vehemently refused to believe that travelling into the past was possible. but we've all seen terminator 2 right. an older john connor sends his contempory back in time to protect his mother and beget a son, himself. so, john sends back a guy who is perhaps younger than him to impregnate a woman who will create him before the father has been born in that time...well, whatever. i've heard many so called scientists say this impossible.
image that you could find the technology to venture backwards to a time before your existence. now suppose, you murder a woman who will be your future mother before she has conceived your embryo. by destroying your mother, you have destroyed your possibility of ever existing and therefore you can't be around to even go back in time to kill your parent?!?!? hmmm....well i disagree and i have proof.
i recently (i use this term relatively here) had the opportunity to become a sub-atomic particle and travel into my past. i went back to the time when i was 5 years old and i had just seen the 'return of the jedi'. here's the thing though, i didn't observe a disconnected 5 year old shaun creaney from a 25 year old one. no. i became the 5 year old. here's the proof. (i wasn't on LSD last weekend if you're still wondering).
i wrote a report about a movie from the perspective of my 5 year old self. here it is....this should allay all your doubts.
"thank you mr. lucas"
hello. i just saw a neat movie with a lot of dangers in it. some guy came to this cavern with a power to help. his friend was stuck in a 'karbanite' shell with problims. a fat slug was laffing about herting an innocent girl with a metal bra. i lauffed. but they iscaped from a beast in the dessert that had a huje tung. it looked like a knotty hole that you mite find in be twean a girls's legs. eww. mr. lucas is gros!! then they went to space for a revenge. a guy had to visit a green tadpole with the power of the 'forse. i was very afraid of this dark side of a lord vader....the tadpole died and disappeared into the night. how shocking it was? but he gave our hero some reasons about killing a dark night.- it was his father in the end!!! so then a few guys go to this forest planet with furry rats living in tress. they look like my favourite show the kare bares. then the bad men comes with a laser and shoots a princess, but our little fur balls save them with sum spearz and arows.
also, an outer space batul is happning with lazers and and explosions. a black guy was even aloud to fly the ship. my dad says this is not like reel life at all!!! then some more problems on this big metal svear in space. an emporer, who is very ugly disturbs our young hero. a guy in black(mr. lord vader) threatens to hurt the guys's sister, but my mom said this was 'insest'. i think that's a bad thing to have becauze he was a father. but in the end, he uses his magical stick (life saver) to cut him after he was electricuted with stuff and through the emprer down a pit.
after, they have a party with music and 3 ghosts are smiling at him. it was pleasure to see. thank you mr. lucas for yur filmings.
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Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-09-18 04:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:32:31 (#)
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If time travel would EVER become possible, don't you figure someone would have come back and told us by now, or at any time in the past? We would already know about it.
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-09-18 04:08:41 EDT (#)
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I think everyone has been a little harsh on this post. Wasn't anything special but it certainly doesn't warrant the guys death
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2004-09-18 03:32:02 EDT (#)
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I'm not about to accept proofs in areas of advanced theoretical physics from a person who can't seem to capitalize the word "I".
Oh, and since It's been mentioned already, I would like to state that the "There are no time travellers around, so time travel is impossible" argument is bullshit. See, where I grew up, there weren't any Asians around...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-18 02:01:41 EDT (#)
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this post was so fucking awesome I drooled all over my lap
Submitted by vajokki (user info) at 2004-09-18 00:30:33 EDT (#)
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-2 for spelling "Outer Space Battle" wrong
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-18 00:13:55 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, and this post sucked.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-18 00:13:39 EDT (#)
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If you really did know about the theory of relativity, you would know that traveling backwards in time is impossible.
Submitted by k at 2004-09-17 22:29:16 EDT (#)
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I read what you wrote. Including the words AND the spaces. Which makes me wonder, does the space bar on your keyboard say, 'I AM STUPID'?
Submitted by KieferSutherland (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:05:14 EDT (#)
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You were daft then and you're daft now.
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-09-17 16:57:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retarded_ape123 (user info) at 2004-09-17 16:48:04 (#)
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By writing this post, you prove yourself, and to everyone else, that you're a dumbass.
If time travel was possible, maybe you should have time traveled and killed your dumbass mother to stop giving birth to a stupid retard like you.
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all this and more, coming from a retarded ape.....i killed your mom, she was a chimpanzee....so you must be dead unless....oh shit, that orangutang i fucked in the ass was your dad...sorry about that...
Submitted by retarded_ape123 (user info) at 2004-09-17 16:48:04 EDT (#)
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By writing this post, you prove yourself, and to everyone else, that you're a dumbass.
If time travel was possible, maybe you should have time traveled and killed your dumbass mother to stop giving birth to a stupid retard like you.
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-09-17 16:18:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:58:16 (#)
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This is so stupid I'm not entirely sure what I should say so just uh, die I guess
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bitch, i can assure you that against your most solemn wishes, i will not be dead within the next 24 hours....see you tomorrow.....
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:58:16 EDT (#)
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This is so stupid I'm not entirely sure what I should say so just uh, die I guess
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:52:10 EDT (#)
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why am i getting chewed up for bad grammar?! i was only 5 years old when i wrote this for pete's sake!!!11!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:46:24 EDT (#)
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bad grammar -2
"Life saver" +2
bad grammar -2
Survey says.....-2
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-17 15:44:08 EDT (#)
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Hey man, you should take some LSD, with any luck it might make you smarter.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:32:31 EDT (#)
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If time travel would EVER become possible, don't you figure someone would have come back and told us by now, or at any time in the past? We would already know about it.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:28:42 EDT (#)
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Uhmmm.....
poop?
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:20:43 EDT (#)
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Too bad you weren't abducted.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:02:06 EDT (#)
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Wow time travel does work, i just went back and gave you another -2!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:01:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MM_LP_Track3 (user info) at 2004-09-17 14:52:20 EDT (#)
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So your grammar and spelling haven't improved since you were 5?
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-09-17 14:45:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-09-17 14:44:30 EDT (#)
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yes, well
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-09-17 14:41:32 EDT (#)
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Respect the English language or I will respect it for you.
Which is much more of a threat than it actually sounds...