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Sensitivity (552 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 0.12 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <clearly you don't know just how cool i am> (View user info) at 2004-09-17 16:35:40 EDT


I don't know what it is. I mean, these people have known me for who knows how long and yet they seem to think they have to appologize when they feel they've been 'harsh' with me. Harsh? Seriously, what makes you think you can hurt my feelings? What makes you think I even HAVE feelings?


For future clairity, allow me to explain:

1. I don't have feelings; I have A feeling, and it's usually very busy. Unlike women, who are capable of simultaneous feelings, I (can't speak for all men, but a fair percentage anyway) can only focus on one thing at a time with any kind of efficiency. Mind you women are the same way, it's just that this deficiency doesn't stop them from trying. And I think we all know the results here: getting all confused and emotionally fucked up.

2. This feeling can only focus on one thing at a time. Since there is only this one feeling and feelings can only do one thing at a time, if you want to try hurting my feeling you'll have to book ahead. Typically it's busy being a walking hardon, once in a while it's happy for no reason, and the rest is usually booked up being pissed off at stupid people. Try booking at least 4 days in advance for the best chance of getting a time slot reserved.

3. I expect honesty. If you're laying it on me pretty thick, telling me the way it is (and you're right, this is key), and I can't handle hearing the truth, that's my own problem. Feel free to kick me in the nuts, call me 'princess' and tell me to suck it up if I can't deal with it. I mean holy goddamn Jebus, if I can't handle seeing the world for what it is instead of seeing what I WANT to see then I deserve a kick in the berries for being such a pussy.


So, moral of the story: quit being a bunch of pussies tip-toeing around each other and worrying about hurting peoples feelings. It's a waste of time and effort and is just making it worse in the long run.



The Reverand Has Spoken.






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Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-09-17 17:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no, i'm saying if you have to tip-toe around someone then it's not true friendship. a true friend is someone you say whatever you want to without thinking about it.

Submitted by Hippy (user info) at 2004-09-17 17:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

are you saying that patience is wasted on true friendship? yeah it's a pissoff, but I try to look at the end result. If it's positive, patience is given, if not, I drop 'em like yesterdays garbage.

Submitted by VirtuosoDilettante (user info) at 2004-09-17 17:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ignorance versus cognition...Blue or Red.

For the redish few that I know , I hold little back.
But most people (in my world) would soak up blue praise anyday. Even though they'd never admit it.

"Ignorance is bliss" Cypher(?)

Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-09-17 17:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that's exactly what i'm talking about hippy. holding back does more harm than good. either they can take it or they're lying to themselves and don't deserve your patience

Submitted by retarded_ape123 (user info) at 2004-09-17 17:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nigger

Submitted by Hippy (user info) at 2004-09-17 16:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I was immediately going to say after reading the title that you're NOT sensitive.... but clearly you've made my point. I must ask, who was it that brought on this rant? And can I book Tuesday at about 6?

And though I agree with you about not tip toeing around, some people can't handle the truth so ya gotta sugar coat it for 'em. I mean, why do you think I barely talk? Because I have nothing nice to say and I wouldn't have any friends if I wanted to say what was on my mind. So there!

Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-09-17 16:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

amen, brother.

Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-09-17 16:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

For those of you who don't know me, i'm short and bald. the picture couldn't be more perfect.


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